The Leo Constellation

Imagine floating in space 2

[pissvortex]

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[cannibalchicken]

[trans-ralsei]

hold my soft little fox body. yes. feel it tremble, feel my heart beating in your arms…

[trans-ralsei]

i’m getting dunked…

[bruzum]

[ontheidiotbox]

[bruzum]

[orteil42]

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

[parakeet]

His painty foot prints 😭 his hands covered in paint 😭 little man this cannot be good for you need to change your life style or you might pass away

[visibun]

my very first thought here:

[teratocrat]

finally, some good fucking tumblr ads

[qqchurch]

the cutest hydrogen bomb

[zoesupreme]

[bibleofficial]

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

[cerastes]

Evidently Not Japanese in a kimono.

But actually married to a Japanese person.

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[impossiblepackage]

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]