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N: Okay, what the hell am I sensing? Is that Mio? Is that Me?? Is that Me stronger than me??! I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!

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Mr. Ushimaru: I know you can read my thoughts, Ren. Just a little reminder-If I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes. You heard me. I think words I would never say.

Morgana: I know you can read MY thoughts, Ren… *sings meow mix jingle*

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Steve: Why do you guys look so upset?

Paul: Sit down and we’ll tell you

*Steve sits down*

Law: This bench is freshly painted

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Rhea: Our battle ended 500 years ago

Nemesis: Well now I’m ready for a rematch.

Rhea: Took you long enough!

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Primrose: I am not gonna just sit and have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and just broke into my house

Throne: I did not try to kill you-A-I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle, and B-I did not break anything. I am way to talented than that. And C-…Stop being so defensive.

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Partitio: The man before you is a sober as the day he was born

Osvald: You are still drinking

Partitio: This is Goats milk

Osvald: It is brown

Partitio: It was an ugly goat

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Partitio: You okay, bud? Was the trip really that bad?

Osvald: HONESTLY, NO. I’M JUST MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF A MINOR INCONVENIENCE BECAUSE I NEED TO VENT ABOUT THE MULI-HEADED DICK HYDRA THAT IS NOW MY LIFE AND I KNOW THAT YOU’RE A GOOD ENOUGH PERSON TO TAKE IT IN STRIDE!

Partitio: Uhh…Thank you?

Osvald: YOU’RE WELCOME! I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP

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Throné: It’s unacceptable! We shouldn’t let him get away with this!

Agnea: You thinking what I’m thinking?

Throné: Yeah! Let’s stab him-

Agnea: -Let’s give him a piece of our mind

Throné:…Yeah. Your thing.

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Dolcinea: Oh I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why you should do it to me because you are weak and wrong. And you dance badly.

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Roque Brilliante: As the president of the Roque company I declare this invalid!

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Temenos: A mouse!

Osvald: Go back to where you came from or I’ll stab you!

Ochette: It’ll make a nice meal

Agnea: Aw, you deserve a treat little guy!

Partitio: It’s Ratatoullie!

Throné: his name is Remy…dummy

Temenos: I was going to say to trap it and throw it out the window. What is wrong with you people?

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Temenos: What are you all doing at the bottom of the staircase?

Throné: I accidentally fell down

Hikari: Osvald pushed me down the stairs because I refused to pay his part of our rent

Partitio: Throné bet me 50 leaves that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than she can falling down it. So I slide down the banister to get my money.

Castii: I don't know how I got here. One moment I was sleeping in my bed three floors up, then suddenly I was waking up here just in time to get crushed by Partitio.

Temenos: Know what? You're all on your own.

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Hikari: Have you ever heard the expression, Don’t judge a book by its cover?”

Mugen: No.

Hikari: What about, “It’s what’s inside that counts”

Mugen: huh-uh

Hikari: “Looks can be deceiving?”

Mugen: Doesn’t ring a bell

Hikari: What’s wrong with you?!

Mugen: Ooh! That one I’ve heard!

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Osvald: Wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?

Ochette: OSVALD!!!

Osvald: There it is.

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Throné: Emergency! You’re my boyfriend.

Temenos: Ding-dong, okay, brilliant! I may be a bit, rusty in some areas but I will glance at a manual.

Throné: No, no! Not actually my boyfriend.

Temenos: Well that was quick.

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Harvey: You know…if I were to do what I was thinking, I’d be the rottenest person in the world…Okay so I’ll be the rottenest person in the world!

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Harvey: I heard you were dead

Osvald: Only mostly dead