Alana Casper

Sophomore. Potions queen losers.

[theothervaldeztwin]

“Not at all, they deserved it. It’s amazing, trust me. It’s like, rice and seafood and vegetables and you’ll love it.”

[alanaxcasper]

“Nothing has made as much sense as this conversation does. So, it’s like sushi? I like sushi.”

[optimisticintj]

[theothervaldeztwin]

“It’s why we like to eat them so much, payback for their rudeness. You’ve never had paella? That’s it, we’re going to get some paella.”

[alanaxcasper]

“So, technically it’s not our fault if there is a decline in fish? Is it really that good? You’re setting really high standards for this fish.”

[augustuswilkes-blog]

“We could always find something both of us are equally good at. Make it a challenge for the both of us.” 

[alanaxcasper]

“Well, I’m pretty amazing at everything but why don’t you make some suggestions.”

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[alanaxcasper]

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[carolinearchived-blog]

“All that matters to me. If that’s what causes your ears to cry, I worry for you. It’ll take a lot more than this bottle to knock me out.”

[alanaxcasper]

“A lot of things make my ears cry. No need to worry. Unless that’s what you do... then I can’t do much for you there. However, I can supply as many bottles as you would like.”

[carolinearchived-blog]

“I do, because why the hell not? I am not promising anything, I don’t need looking after.”

[alanaxcasper]

“Sure? Whatever floats your boat! I will pretend my ears aren’t crying when you say it. Anyway, knock yourself out. Not literally though!”

[theothervaldeztwin]

“I think fish are just naturally assholes. Just like they’re naturally tasty in paella. It’s in their DNA.”

[alanaxcasper]

“Oh, my God! You’re right! That explains a lot of things... Whatever. I guess I’ll give up on this project. Anyway, what’s paella?”

[augustuswilkes-blog]

“It’s hardly going to be much fun if I don’t. The game would be over before you’ve even picked up your stick, and that would be a damn shame.” 

[alanaxcasper]

“I’ll give you a challenge if you’d like. I can mess it all up or use a little magic? Although who knows when I’ll need some billiards skills.”

[rue--grayston-blog]

“Wait? Do you think this is my blood? It isn’t my blood. Even if it was it is barely enough to make me feel woozy.” 

[alanaxcasper]

“Well, uh, okay... Good to know? I’m just going to go and pretend this didn’t happen?”

[alexanderxsykes-blog]

“I’m thinking flooding the school could be considered drastic. Maybe we could go to a place that already has water?”

[alanaxcasper]

“Well, depends on who you talk to. Although you do make a point... Maybe? I really wanted it to work though! What’s the point of being a witch if it doesn’t work?”

[theothervaldeztwin]

“That’s not how it works. I’d try going to an aquarium, if I was you.”

[alanaxcasper]

“Don’t you think it’s a tad unfair that I always have to go to the fish? I can’t make all the effort in the relationship.”

[kimjonginch]

[carolinearchived-blog]

“Don’t mind if I do, especially with a jam like this.”

[alanaxcasper]

“Jam? People still say jam? Whatever. Here have some but just don’t finish the bottle. I’m not looking after anyone.”

[alexanderxsykes-blog]

“You’re going to need more water, I think.”

[alanaxcasper]

“More? Like, we should flood the school? Or do you think that’s too much?”