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Alanis De La Rosa. Journalist fresh out of college. ((RP ACCOUNT))

[alanisofthewords]

So not long after you made this post about pizza, I went and got me a Hawaiian one, and boy did it taste good.

Yes! I’m so glad I’m not the only person who loves Hawaiian pizza!

[batterup-martinez]

It has been a minute since I’ve been on here. And I honestly have no idea why. How’s it going Havenoaks?

[alanisofthewords]

I think that’s a lot of people. I think we’ve all been busy.

[alanisofthewords]

I did, didn’t you just see it in all caps? 

That’s kinda what I meant. That you did the right thing in thanking me.

[alanisofthewords]

My stomach just gurgled at that, THANKS. Now I’m going to have to order pizza. 

Good, you really should be thanking me.

[alanisofthewords]

That really sounds so good. I haven’t had pizza yet this month, and I”m due for one.

And you’re welcome for that epiphany. 

[alanisofthewords]

I’m sorry to the vegans who were eyeing me while I ate my supreme pizza. PS, it was really good!

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[alanisofthewords]

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Victoria Justice https://ift.tt/2RJ6rHJ

[alanisofthewords]

How’s it feel to know you ended someone’s livelyhood 

And how does it feel to know there’s one less place getting you sick?

[alanisofthewords]

collinhgreyson:

What place!?!? That’s something concerning! 

Don’t worry, they closed it, thanks to me.

[alanisofthewords]

Oh well I was pretty close I feel good about that. Has your slump sorted itself out yet, or is it still being stupid? 

Eh, I found out a place was selling undercooked food. That’s... something?

[alanisofthewords]

If you are trying to get exciting stories from Havenoaks, you are barking up the wrong tree.

Every town has exciting stories, some are just way harder to find.

[alanisofthewords]

You can always tail the police or fire departments and see if they can lead you to some great stories.

That’s the kind of stalking I’m looking for. Not that any police or firefighter who might be reading this has anything to worry about...

[alanisofthewords]

Why would you write about those unless you’re in the newspaper? 

I run a blog and I am a journalist, so yeah, you’re not too far off.

[alanisofthewords]

So far, the only stories I’ve written have been on two local stores closing and something about a cat. I feel like I’m in a total slump, ew...

[alanisofthewords]

How do robot’s have feelings? I thought it wasn’t possible for that to happen because if they do get feelings then isn’t that when we should worry? Ugh. I’m trying to remember this thing I heard from somewhere about the singularity but I can’t remember if it was about robots or androids or any of that.

Don’t know, but this one does! I think the movie is about robots, so I think that whole thing just about robots.

[alanisofthewords]

That we can but what for the minuscule chance that you’re not? Should I run away or would that be intolerant of me?

I think intolerant, plus, you wouldn’t want to hurt a robot’s feelings. We’re conquering. 

[alanisofthewords]

Don’t androids say that, too? Wait. Androids are the ones who look real, right? I want to say yes to this. They freak me out.

Basically, yeah. I guess we’ll just have to hope that I’m real, huh?