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Alfred | Mid-20s | Inbox is open | From Singapore

[chewbacca]

Reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year.

[daenerys-stormborn]

"There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past and the future." SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[thatsmyaphrodite]

❀ SABRINA CARPENTER via instagram ( sabrinacarpenter )

[campmiasmas]

SINNERS 2025, dir. Ryan Coogler

[emmaharwoods]

MEGAN THEE STALLION & VICTORIA MONÉT performing "Spin" at Coachella 2025 Weekend 1

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION performs with VICTORIA MONÉT during the 2025 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (April 13)

[thelordsoftherings]

There is evil there that does not sleep. And the great Eye is ever watchful.

[uncomfortably-bowing]

sabrina carpenter: (doing a nonsense outro in middle earth) boy you're hotter than that mordor fire 🔥 finger in my Ring until you're tired 😉 shout outs to all my bitches in the shire 😘✌️

gimli: ack! haer voice....it's wunderful......

[pro-royalty]

Sabrina Carpenter x Short n’ Sweet (Deluxe)

[emmanuelleriva]

POSE 2.07 : Blow

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[djotime]

Visit Original Link

[emziess]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring dir. Peter Jackson (Released 19 December 2001)

[telumendils]

They're making Muppets LOTR. Who should be the only "human" in the cast?

Frodo

Sam

Merry

Pippin

Legolas

Boromir

Gandalf

Aragorn

Gimli

Secret 10th Option (Reblog w/ Your Answer)

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

[leiaham]

First Post!

I deleted my old tumblr because... man idk why it was covid-times and the prefrontal cortex was not in the room with us!! Anyways, I was reminded by my lovely friend @repecca that tumblr exists, and that some of my work has been going around on here, so I decided to post some of my work up officially! Starting off with my most notable (?) work to date, here's my LOTR: The Middle Kingdom Project. Now, it's been over a year since I posted this, and at the time I was... really searchingfor myself artistically, and I decided to go all in on something that I'd been ruminating on for a long time.

So, hello, again. I'm Leia. I do visual development/BG design, and I'm also a writer of things. I love fantasy and transformative work. It's nice to meet you.

[laurens-german]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL — 2006, dir. Kenny Ortega

[chewbacca]

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