i love women

20years, c1 eula haver😎

[guccifloralsuits]

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

[seasonallydefective]

I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.

[an-aura-about-you]

Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.

[president-coriolanus-snow]

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))

[valtsv]

speaking for myself i absolutely love it when there's a new funny meme phrase and everyone starts posting as many different variations of it as possible until it inevitably gets run into the ground by overuse and the passage of time and they all turn around and start complaining about it because none of that affects me. if i like a word or phrase i'll be adding it to my vocabulary forever like a dragon sitting on its hoard, where it'll do so much damage to my everyday ability to communicate and i'll do nothing except make it a problem for everyone so much.

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[legsdemandias]

Commenting fanfiction is the easiest thing in the world once you start doing it. 

[legsdemandias]

I leave a comment on every single fic I read. Sometimes when I read published books I go and leave a comment somewhere the author can find it. Granted, I literally majored in ‘leaving comments on fics’ (English Education), but once you start doing it it just becomes second nature. Now you’re gonna go to the Ozymandias school of leaving comments: 

Problem: I can’t leave kudos again.

Beginner: This is a second/third/fourth Kudos

Advanced: This is my second/third/fortieth time reading this, I still love it so much. Here are a few new things I noticed. I like the way you personally do x, y, z compared to other authors I’ve read (in this ship/genre/fandom).

Problem: I don’t know what to say :(

Beginner: Just list what you did to read this fic. “I stayed up late reading this”, “I read this on a crowded train”, “this kept me company while sick”. 

Advanced: X,Y,Z parts made me get butterflies, and I had a physical reaction to this part of the story, I squealed outloud when characters did x,y,z. I blushed at this part. I laughed out loud here. Whatever. 

Problem: I’m embarrassed to leave a comment (what if I annoy the author?)

Beginner: Short answer: you won’t EVER annoy the author (unless you’re needlessly mean) But to start, be generic, you don’t have to spill your soul in the comments section. “I liked this” “I enjoyed reading this” “nice fic”.

Advanced: This really meant a lot to me that you wrote this. This is something I feel like I’ve always wanted to read. This fic hit me in all the right places. Etc. 

Problem: I don’t know how to express myself/my experience 

Beginner: My beginners go to is to highlight a line, put that in your comment and say “i liked this” or to identify basic emotions you had while reading and comment those “this made me happy” “this part made me sad” “i almost cried” “you made me laugh”  Advanced: “Highlighted line” This line made me smile because it has to do with character development/it’s really romantic/it’s so unique/it’s moving. Sometimes I don’t highlight a line at all, I just talk about the stuff I’ve noticed were unique to the fic. “I love the way you did this particular thing with this character”. 

[toybeluga]

This? This is an amazing post. This is the Captain Awkward of commenting posts—it addresses all your fears directly and gives you actionable scripts for each one.

[hoseokchild-deactivated20220727]

doing this will make authors / writers love you forever.

[jannieka394]

Imagine a buzzfeed unsolved and harry potter cross over where Shane is the chosen one and does not believe in magic.

"Hey there death eaters, it's me, ya boy"

"FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT"

"I'm dancing in your forest. It's my forest now! If you want me out you're gonna have to kill me"

[fosszilisdinoszauruszhanyas]

[postnuclearophelia]

if im ever terminally online it’s because im avoiding a blank word document like the plague

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

is c!Dream even real

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[the-rivulet]

*touches the ground*

this…. a relic…

….a relic of a more hopeful time

[dzamie]

Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015

[everythingfox]

Cat in tank

[jean-anon]

spooky story!

general warnings: an attempt at horror writing, creepy granny lady

“So, who’s the little rascal that I’m going to watch?” The girl asked numbly while gazing painfully at the child in her mother’s arms. Loving moonlight cascaded down the mother’s back as she smiled serenely at her child. Little coos of mirth babbled from the child’s lips.

The loving atmosphere stilled when knocks sounded on the door and walls in which she was held. Tightly gripping the baby in her arms the mother shushed the quiet child. Bright babbles no longer flowed from their mouth, but everything stilled when the girl stood up from her seat.

Magpie’s warbled as they swooped down for their dinner. Wings beating in a heartbeat rhythm. An hour had passed and the girl had thought it time to pick up the baby from her mother’s arms. The walk back had been awkward and filled with dead ladybugs on the concrete path.

“This house is too old to even be here.” The girl mumbled angrily. Crenulations mockingly laughed at the girl, as coyotes barked and yipped in the forest behind the house. Looking at the keyhole, she couldn’t get it in without some WD-40 from her truck.

“I hate this hate house so much!” She screamed while she slammed her truck door shut. More coyotes barked at her exclamation of rage. Thumping up to the door she sprayed the solution and unlocked the door. Eerie silence filled the room in which the mother lay.

Click Click Click Click

An ugly cackle enclosed the already suffocating room, “What did you do with my baby?” The walls shook and the door rattled with rage as the old woman hunched over.

“What did you do with my baby?” She sobbed while ugly sludge poured from her eyes. The mucous burned the floor and left singe marks on the furniture.

“Where is my baby!”

“You never had one!”

~tags!~

@yeetmeoffjueyunkarst (sorry for the tag! i know you wanna work but i thought i'd let you read it since you were interested!)

[wizard0rb]

had a dream last night that jerma became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die

[wizard0rb]

it ended when he showed it on stream and dropped dead. the stream was left on for 72 hours to honor his memory, it was dead quiet with just his body and a slowly pulsating red mass on screen beside him

[wizard0rb]

something like this

[mysharona1987]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

[princessbento]

brucie baby lore