greg’s frog supremacy

kit/tolkie, queer af, they/she, 30s, 🇺🇸 in 🇮🇪, massive nerd, outdoor enthusiast. currently in my bg3 era, ALWAYS in my tolkien era

[tolkientrash]

🍁 mae govannen 🍁

well met, travellers! i’m kit, more commonly known online as tolkie! y’know, on account of the lifelong tolkien obsession. i’m from the states (north carolina to be specific) but i live in ireland, where i’m getting my master’s of folklore. my undergraduate degree is in linguistics, so please talk language nerdery to me, I beg of you.

a few things: i am 33 and a whole queer-ass adult, so while this isn’t strictly a nsfw blog, i’d ask that minors proceed with caution. i’m horny on main from time to time!

my main fandom will always be lord of the rings, but i’m definitely in my stranger things era currently. i thank canon for its contributions, but the fruity four is real to me xoxo

⛵️ ships i’m currently writing or following: ⛵️

steve harrington x eddie munson

robin buckley x nancy wheeler

robin buckley x chrissy cunningham

dream of the endless x hob gadling

stede x ed

olu x jim

caitlyn kiramman x vi(olet)

adora x catra

thorin oakenshield x bilbo baggins

legolas x gimli

🔗 links 🔗

ao3 - fics on tumblr - wips - my face

[thememedaddy]

[buttpoems]

[victusinveritas]

[kosmogrl]

learning not to return to places where I miss the past but see no future

[naomistares]

dame aylin the woman that you are....

dame aylin..? more like daammmnnn aylin 😻

[teathattast]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[mostrovskaa]

crayfish galore!

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[s0ftpillow]

Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[overthinkinglotr]

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

The silver trail that snails leave behind what is it

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Profitable

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

I need to contact a few associates.

[vampirehoney]

I need her

[c3rvida3]

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.