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What POV/tense do you prefer to read fanfic in?

1st person/past tense (Ex. I kissed her)

1st person/present tense (Ex. I kiss her)

2nd person/past tense (Ex. You kissed her)

2nd person/present tense (Ex. You kiss her)

3rd person/past tense (Ex. He kissed her)

3rd person/present tense (Ex. He kisses her)

Voting ended onAug 28, 2025

#writing #fanfic #poll #I'm planning on writing more and want to know what people prefer

juanjoltaire

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Voter turnout can turn the tide no matter what state you live in, we can do this!!! 💙💙💙

albinodeer

I just voted today! 💙💙💙

For anyone who has read FantasticLand;

Do you have any book recommendations that capture the same feel as the chapter in the hotel? That chapter for me made the entire book worth reading.

#fantasticland #mike bockoven #book recommendations #horror

juanjoltaire

POV: you are Enjolras. Take the dapper boy's hand.

albinodeer

My favorite Tumblr artist 😁

ad-wills

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kianamaiart

i'll be a part of this (on the 3rd)! there is a $500 goal and i think we can crush that easily

thisisnotjuli

if you got married/were to get married, did/would you like to

take my spouse's name

have my spouse take my name

(just me) hyphen both our names

(just them) hyphen both our names

(both of us) hyphen both our names

I'd use my name for some things and their name for others*

they'd use their name for some things and mine for others*

we'd both use one name for some things and the other for others*

we both take each others' names (not hyphen)**

neither of us changes anything and we both keep our names as they are

other (what?)

i don't want to get married nor think about it hypothetically

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2024

*by this I mean like using one name for work/business and using the other in your/their personal life or in private

**meaning if your names are AA and BB you'd change them to AB and BA

I'd appreciate it if you'd reblog to get further teach and more results!! 🙏

albinodeer

We both changed our last names to a new name because we didn't like how our names sounded together/had bad associations with the last names.

mothermishy

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

abracazabka

feralrookie

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

prismatic-bell

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

liberalsarecool

The War on Women is a war on all women. Don't let the media cover one story and not another.

Amplify the voices of the unheard.

tamarrud

There is a heart wrenching video of a father who went to buy biscuits for his son only to return and find out his son and the man's wife had both been killed by an Israeli air strike. He is seen putting the pack of biscuits in his son's hand and saying "take it with you to heaven".

There is an indescribable pain to all of this, and I don't know what Israel thinks it's doing by ripping everyone's heart out like this if not to make the whole world resent the mere mention of it.

I don't think the question we should be asking at this point is "how do you justify this?" anymore, even if rhetorically. We need to understand that it is simply irrational to expect an occupying power that built itself on ethnic cleansing to provide any means of reasoning.

This is genocide, you don't debate genocide and you don't rationalise genocide.

I don't care what you do, but speaking about Palestine doesn't suffice anymore. Speak louder, force people to have uncomfortable conversations, call whoever the heck your representative is, go out to rallies if you can, push others to do the same - this is unlike anything we have seen.

genuinelyshallow

In WWII, in 6 years, 67 journalists were killed

In the Vietnam war, in 20 years, 63 journalists were killed

In Gaza, in 70 days, 89 journalists were killed

lucidicer

i'm seeing people losing hope for palestine i'm begging you seriously please don't. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

bundibird

Reminder that before all this, the population of Gaza was approximately 2,300,000. The current death toll is around 15,500 - possibly as many as 20,000. That's horrific, yes. But that means that there are still at least 2,280,000 gazans alive and kicking. There are 2.28 million people who would benefit from a permanent ceasefire; for an end to Israeli hostility; for increased aid and reliable access to food and water. There are still 2.28 million people that Israel has not managed to kill.

So keep making noise. Do whatever you can to help those 2.28 million living people, and to remember and honour the 15,000-20,000 lives that have been taken. Giving up on Gaza helps no one but Israel.

albinodeer

Fanfic Commissions Open!

Hello, everyone, I am reopening my commissions, with some changes.

I will be offering fluff, NSFW, canon stuff, OC stuff, pretty much anything within reason. I can provide writing samples on request.

Pricing will be decided by requested length, content, and research needed if I don't know the characters. Prices start at .018 per word (a little higher than in the past, but I am far more experienced now and feel that my skills have improved. Plus, the cost of living is outrageous).

My biggest change to my commissions is that I am going to be pickier with what commissions I accept. In the past, I have taken anything that came my way and found myself not enjoying my work anymore. If I am not super excited by the idea, I might politely decline. It is nothing against you or your idea, it's just about what I enjoy writing.

Send me a PM if you're interested!!

I am familiar with the following fandoms, but am willing to write for other fandoms and even use your OCs!

Musicals

Hamilton

Les Mis

Be More Chill

Death Note Musical

Dear Evan Hansen

Spring Awakening

Heathers

In the Heights

RENT

Anastasia

Once on this Island

Mean Girls

Kinky Boots

Waitress

Hadestown

Wicked

Next to Normal

Phantom of the Opera

The Mad Ones

TV Shows/Anime

Supernatural

Wednesday

Stranger Things

The 100

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Death Note

White Collar

Schitt's Creek

Parks and Rec

The Office

Graceland

Criminal Minds

The Good Place

Dead to Me

Squid Game

Only Murders In The Building

Law and Order

Law and Order: SVU

Book Series

Harry Potter

Dresden Files (1-13 currently)

Legend

Divergent

The Hunger Games (Including prequel)

Inkheart

Other

Hazbin Hotel (On a very limited basis)

Helluva Boss (On a very limited basis)

Stardew Valley

Probably more! Just ask!

albinodeer

Fanfic commissions open! Please let me know if you're interested!

#fanfic commissions #commission #fanfic #writing

thedailypositivityblog

Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile

Click here and follow to get more daily positivity on your dash!

no-mere-mortals

In response to this event, some redditors created r/charityraid, with the goal of concentrating the power of thousands of users into a single charity at a time to hopefully break a few more sites.

thefitzandthegeralds

As of 9/21/21, the site has updated with more wishes. The incredible spike in donations is amazing, but if you want to and are able to keep the momentum going, there are over 300 waiting to be filled at https://www.onesimplewish.org!

catladyofficial

a lot of these are very basic, small things. i just spent 17 dollars to buy a kid water shoes for a lake vacation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

emmaubler

Since I came across this post the first time, I try to go to One Simple Wish semi-regularly and buy a foster kid something. There’s a wide range of wishes and prices available–you can pick something as little as a book to put under the tree, or as important as a set of pots and pans for a kid transitioning to their independent living setting, so you can pick whatever suits your budget and tickles your fancy. Help some kids who could use a good turn in life.