So now this is happening. . .

Posts about this and that

[gailcarriger]

[locked-keye]

[hst3000]

...We just throwing out innocent until proven guilty then? The Untouchable defends the public murderer and the family man falsely accused of assult, or the struggling single woman wrongly blamed for theft.

[emmaubler]

"We rightly agreed to the principle of rights, but it's so icky to actualy help people exercise them! The government is corrupt and obviously ACAB but also defending someone against a charge made by these bodies should result in instant shunning by the community!"

[locked-keye]

Actually what I'm saying is the public defenders are mostly insane and we should consider that not dealing with their obvious disregard for what their real job is (ensuring the trial is fair) in favor of "get the accused off no matter what" is a threat to the public good.

[hst3000]

I'm not convinced 'ensure the trial is fair' and 'get the accused off no matter what' look different when done to someone's best ability.

The defense's job is to defend. This involves providing alternate theories to the facts of the case, showing where there is doubt, doing everything they can to make sure the prosecution's case has to be strong.

You seem to be saying 'well yes they need to be defended but not TOO hard.'

[stupittmoran]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Don't forget the wedding invite his in-laws put out for his wedding.

[magnetictapedatastorage]

“power corrupts” does NOT mean “oppression purifies”

[floridaboiler]

Happy Florida Day!

[gunsul]

Har!

[locked-keye]

[hst3000]

...We just throwing out innocent until proven guilty then? The Untouchable defends the public murderer and the family man falsely accused of assult, or the struggling single woman wrongly blamed for theft.

[emmaubler]

"We rightly agreed to the principle of rights, but it's so icky to actualy help people exercise them! The government is corrupt and obviously ACAB but also defending someone against a charge made by these bodies should result in instant shunning by the community!"

[crazy-brazilian]

[beardedmrbean]

[karagin22]

[srsfunny]

Thanks, I hate it.

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[quietwingsinthesky]

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

[quietwingsinthesky]

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

[grrrls-against-the-patriarchy]

IMPORTANT!!!

I’ve only seen like one person talk about this and it’s super important that this gets out there

Multiple punk symbols and sayings have been added to the FBI’s domestic terrorism guide

Things included are

The symbol for anarchy

ACAB and 1312

The three arrows pointing down in a circle

Eat the rich

Those are a few but it also mentions anything anti-fascist and anti capitalist

So if you live in the US please be careful

Domestic Terrorism Symbols Guide Part 01

Domestic Terrorism Symbols Guide Part 01

[howling-nightmare]

Oh my god thank you for telling me!

[just-another-tired-gay-artist]

@safety-pin-punk idk if you’ve seen this yet but tagging you in case u haven’t

[safety-pin-punk]

Hey what the fuck

NAZIS GO HOME IS A SYMBOL OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM????

[applejongho]

don't know if this has been mentioned but the summary near the top of this screenshot says that "the use of sharing of these symbols or phrases alone should not be independently be considered evidence of AVE presence or affiliation or serve as an indicator of illegal activity. Additionally, some individuals use such references for their original, historic meaning, or other non-violent purposes." that's important to note.

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Put the ac*b crowd on the government watchlists lmfao NICE

[beardedmrbean]

Oh this is hilarious, and it's about time as well

[hst3000]

Somethingsomething leopards eating my face.

[matt-the-radar-techncian]

You’ll never see me cheering for the FBI, but this is literally what leftists asked for: people considered “dangerous” to be tracked and reined in by the authorities

[tigerdude51087]

lol

lmao even

[chordata7]

Y'all sending death threats to public figures, doing riots and spreading around bullshit conspiracy theories over fandom shit has consequences. The fact the fbi had nuance enough to say most people with the anarchy symbol and saying acab are not terrorists somehow surpases all of tumblr in the ability to not generalize humans due to a damn phrase. That will never not be funny.

[emmaubler]

*Spends years demanding the government/society punish people for weongtbink

*Government puts out warnings for wrongthink signs associated with those most likely to attack the government

Wow, it's almost like people warned you that the leopards might eat your face someday with the very hunting techniques you suggested were rignt.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

Speaking of loyalty and love, I just heard of this story of a woman who kidnapped a gang leader's mother because he kidnapped her husband. On one hand, it's messed up that mother had to go through that because of her son's actions, but on the other hand, DAMN that's a gangsta ass woman right here.

[terrific-togekiss]

Mexico kidnap victim's wife: 'Your mother for my husband'

The wife of a man taken by a Mexican gang holds the gang boss's mother captive, proposing a swap.

[emmaubler]

"You want your mama back, give me my man." Chaotic neutral queen.

[justme--48]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]