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tatzelwyrm

#he loves to hint at his tragic backstory and then refuse to elaborate #little carrot dangles of backstory

byjove

clinteastwoodsbeautifulrack1961 replied to your post: i HATE clint eastwood

symphony7inamajor

A Fistful of Dollars (1964)

#I choose to believe Marisol reminded him of his mother

tatzelwyrm

#dropping hints about his tragic backstory and nobody taking the bait lol

valtsv

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

valtsv

#tuco…..

malix4583

Spot the difference (impossible)

#he’d definately be a haggard looking tuxedo cat #manco would be a scrawny orange cat missing a chunk out of one ear

byjove

#I’ll put this here as well

nywlls

he ate cement when he was 6

#he ate cement last week at the grown age of 24 <3

meme-streets

hey

#both statements are true

obufalo

seeing discourse about the good the bad and the ugly being "pretentious" on twitter and thinking fondly of all us six here on tumblr who treat that movie as our daily meal and all the characters as babygirls

#a pretentious spaghetti western????

I don’t think he thinks about women at all….

veevannacleef

#very interesting

byjove

I was going to make a joke that Rowdy Yates should be at the club instead of driving cattle because he’s like 23. But honestly no. He’s the kind of guy who leaves for the club, disappears for two days and shows up three towns over in county lockup with no phone, no keys and no shoes.

byjove

Favor on his busted dusty 8 year old cellphone with one bar of service trying to pull up county arrest records to see if Rowdy has been booked in.