the world is my oyster but I'm allergic to seafood

make lying cool again

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[astronyu]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

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[mdni]

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[keezychid]

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[achilleanauthor]

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[35tr314]

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[u-gotta-go-in-the-hole]

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[starlet-girls]

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[lexa-willowisp]

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[the-motan]

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[nerdstify]

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[aromanticofficial]

official shadow the hedgehog post

[terrismycharme]

@mouse-doubleo100

[anarchistmemedistro]

[toothbrushunicorn]

This should anger you.

[sandmandaddy69]

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[cutecipher]

got grabbed after mischief

[cutecipher]

again

[rickybabyboy]

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[funtergeist]

Man im just doing bullshit

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i wanna make you squirt in all 50 states

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. because literally everybody has heard by now that i'm not allowed back at taco bell

[xylophonetangerine]

[squeakitties]

transformation porn has a slapstick quality to it in its vigor because it relies on the characters behaving in ways that suggest either 1) a total disconnect from the gravity of the situation 2) this is something they've been wanting to happen their entire life and are capitalizing on the opportunity (frequently both) and, like any other comedy, having a Straight Man (figurative) character present makes the other characters' antics magnified

[squeakitties]

guy who was just turned into a busty anthro shark woman: oh god. oh godd what is happening auauoaugouug

other guy who was just turned into a busty anthro shark woman, who started sucking himself off frame 1 with the feverish intensity of somebody fulfilling their pipe dream of a lifelong wish: *dick still in his mouth* idont shsee whamt thhe prblm is

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[vampire-squid-lesbian]