Might I Suggest, Alceste

This is how it goes, Because no one else knows The flaws of humanity Are things of insanity That is why I'm making this website So I can anonymously be "impolite".

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Feeling Lonely and Led On

celimeneatthecenter, I wish you would decide who you fancy, your suitors are becoming restless. I would love to be with you, and you should want to be with me, but the heartbreak of being left is less than being led on. Please help us, and maybe alceste-no-jest and I might find some peace. We even agreed one of us will “yield her to [the other] there and then” (Act 5 line 135).

[alceste-no-jest]

Now for once Orontes is right You must put the truth into the light For we "will not be satisfied till [you] confess" Which one [you] love the more, and which the less". I do not often times agree with this puritan So you can now know for certain How very great is our need To know of your heart which one of us does lead.

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Monsieur Oronte. My words were not meant to taunt. I am just the messenger of truth and you yourself are holding the proof, of how awful your couplets truly are. Though you still believe you are a star. "Then death will come to set me free"... How cliche can one possibly be?

You are horrid, you yourself said that you like poetry in which “the style is rough and old” (Act 1 line 401). You are stiff and stubborn as a board, and in these times those people get shut out. You should go catch a woman that can be described by your preferred poetry you wretch. Oh, and have fun in court, all of them are MY friends

[celimeneatthecenter]

My dearest Celimene, why did you play with me this game... You were aware that my love was only for you, were I not still fond it would be you I would sue. "I know full well which one of you I favor"! What a jest, yet you did not waiver! Your seemingly only job is to break a man's heart. However of your treachery, I will not play a part.

Yes, make your just complaint. I’ve wronged you, I confess it; and in my shame I’ll make no effort to escape the blame. But honestly, did you really not expect it? Of course I would continue to be kind to you. Such manners come to well-bred ladies as a second nature. But alas, I am also attractive and young. Other men welcomed me with open arms, and proved to be quite charming. You could learn from them.

On the other hand…If you are still willing, we could still go to the cinema or that new place, Le Diane. I hear their dessert is marvelous. But the choice is in your hands. Whatever contents you.

However, I am leaning towards Le Diane.

[alceste-no-jest]

My who does this song remind me of. 

Oh yes, it was my previous love.

Celimene you now make me sick pain.

The fact that I ever loved you fills me with shame.

When I listen to this song I remember, 

That when it comes to breaking men's hearts, you are the worst offender.

"You are fooling no one, Madam; the world's not blind"

And your methods of foolery, your other suitors will soon find.

[alceste-no-jest]

Though I am not fond of the style of writing, I do believe that there are a few valid points within this article. It is a non-fiction piece that describes the importance of parents teaching their children honesty. It talks about how in order to be a successful human being one must have had an honest and truthful upbringing. I am "finding on every hand base flattery, injustice, fraud, self-interest, and treachery", you should all take a look at this article and evaluate how you were raised and what it had made you so that maybe you can better yourself, and therefore humanity. 

[alceste-no-jest]

Here my fellow beings Is a story about the most trivial of things The tale of Tantalus, a mortal man Who lied to the Gods, of whom he was not a fan. His punishment for not speaking the truth Was to give him eternal youth But plague him with hunger and thirst And put him in a place with ripe fruits about to burst And rivers of crisp water for this liar But never let him indulge in his desire This story, everybody should hold in their mind And maybe then humanity find That we should “never part With any word that isn’t from the heart”.

[alceste-no-jest]

Welcome to the World

Hello fellow Sapiens. My name is Alceste.

I have denied humanity (even my families crest)

So much in fact that "I mean to break with the whole human race"

Because I cannot bear to see the lies on another's face.

If you have come to me in order to see

The deadly flaws within society 

Then I beg you pay attention

So that you may relieve your mental tension

So that you may learn a thing or two

About humanity, and me, and you.