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@alchemist-dazai-osamu
Ugh..are we really doing this again? Fine..
Osamu Dazai is my name, the author of many famous books! And being an alchemists is what I do now!
(Helloo!! @teddymochi here again my peach flower boy is hereeeeee!!)
(But anyway! I go by all pronouns but Dazai goes by He/him! No NSFW asks or rude ones!)
(But that’s all you need to know! Have fun watching!)
I will be leaving Tumblr
I don’t think I’ll be coming back.
So this is goodbye all my love Teddy/Mochi.
Hey…..Peach Flower Boy?
*Literally bleeding out*
So one of Mystic’s evil clones just stabbed me……
@poems-and-wine
CHUUYA WHAT THE FRICK—
TAINT!!!!
Mystic stated once that taints do nothing but destroy literature. And since they create, they don't count as one.
However, since you're their evil version......
YOU'RE A TAINT. MUST. DESTROY.
*Draws out gun*
(ooc: This is a rp blog btw :3)
but what if the thing i'm creating is destruction? food 4 thot........
You.
....
WAIT WHY ARE THERE TWO?
THEYRE MULTIPLYING!!
And I thought dealing with one is enough.
Great, just great. Taints are getting smarter and smarter nowadays.
This is terrible >:[
Loser.
TAINT!!!!
Mystic stated once that taints do nothing but destroy literature. And since they create, they don't count as one.
However, since you're their evil version......
YOU'RE A TAINT. MUST. DESTROY.
*Draws out gun*
(ooc: This is a rp blog btw :3)
but what if the thing i'm creating is destruction? food 4 thot........
You.
....
WAIT WHY ARE THERE TWO?
THEYRE MULTIPLYING!!
And I thought dealing with one is enough.
Great, just great. Taints are getting smarter and smarter nowadays.
This is terrible >:[
TAINT!!!!
Mystic stated once that taints do nothing but destroy literature. And since they create, they don't count as one.
However, since you're their evil version......
YOU'RE A TAINT. MUST. DESTROY.
*Draws out gun*
(ooc: This is a rp blog btw :3)
but what if the thing i'm creating is destruction? food 4 thot........
You.
....
WAIT WHY ARE THERE TWO?
THEYRE MULTIPLYING!!
TAINT!!!!
Mystic stated once that taints do nothing but destroy literature. And since they create, they don't count as one.
However, since you're their evil version......
YOU'RE A TAINT. MUST. DESTROY.
*Draws out gun*
(ooc: This is a rp blog btw :3)
but what if the thing i'm creating is destruction? food 4 thot........
Exactly. Taints do nothing but destroy. Furthermore, they can mimic the appearance of others. (like Akutagawa)
@alchemist-dazai-osamu
WE'VE GOT A TAINT ON OUR HANDS LET'S DESTROY IT!
WAIT REALLY!?
(Immediately shows up, his scythe ready) 
Listen. This guy is the evil version of Mystic.
They do everything the opposite.
So Mystic creates, and they destroy.
And you know what else destroys? Taints.
You’re so right on that.
TAINT!!!!
Mystic stated once that taints do nothing but destroy literature. And since they create, they don't count as one.
However, since you're their evil version......
YOU'RE A TAINT. MUST. DESTROY.
*Draws out gun*
(ooc: This is a rp blog btw :3)
but what if the thing i'm creating is destruction? food 4 thot........
Exactly. Taints do nothing but destroy. Furthermore, they can mimic the appearance of others. (like Akutagawa)
@alchemist-dazai-osamu
WE'VE GOT A TAINT ON OUR HANDS LET'S DESTROY IT!
WAIT REALLY!?
(Immediately shows up, his scythe ready) 
DAZAI.
*blushes, then hands him a peach flower*
Here.....
Happy birthday?
@poems-and-wine
Awwwwwwwwwwww…
Thanks Chuuya :)
*Still blushing*
Welcome.
(Kisses his cheek)
:>
DNGIRNITRIBEYIBEX-
*malfunctioning, his face is redder than Dazai's hair*
OH GOD I BROKE CHUUYA
*holds back his mental breakdown*
*clings onto Dazai and hugs him*
CHUUYA STAY WITH ME—
(Holds onto him)
DAZAI.
*blushes, then hands him a peach flower*
Here.....
Happy birthday?
@poems-and-wine
Awwwwwwwwwwww…
Thanks Chuuya :)
*Still blushing*
Welcome.
(Kisses his cheek)
:>
DNGIRNITRIBEYIBEX-
*malfunctioning, his face is redder than Dazai's hair*
OH GOD I BROKE CHUUYA
DAZAI.
*blushes, then hands him a peach flower*
Here.....
Happy birthday?
@poems-and-wine
Awwwwwwwwwwww…
Thanks Chuuya :)
*Still blushing*
Welcome.
(Kisses his cheek)
:>
happy birthday dazai :3
Thanks!!
:hug: :3
(Hugs back!)
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAAAAYY!!!
THANK YOU!!! :D
happy birthday dazai :3
Thanks!!
DAZAI.
*blushes, then hands him a peach flower*
Here.....
Happy birthday?
@poems-and-wine
Awwwwwwwwwwww…
Thanks Chuuya :)
BSDDBB 06.15TH— "DAY 3" //
A game of "Never have I ever," and betting.
[dazaii-osamuu speaking]
While it was a mess... I'm glad that everybody enjoyed themselves, at the very least. Well then, let's play this game, hm? And then... Ignore everything that happened last time.
Enough of that now, everyone~
@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog , additionally: @theoneandonly-osamu-dazai
In around 15 minutes, the second phase of this day shall soon begin. As your humble announcer, I shall explain how this betting game works if anyone of you don't understand. First, you place your bets on who's most likely to do this other than the second person. Like so, as an example:
First to jump off a cliff?
suicideenthusiast
long-death-dazai
And whoever is winning the poll, they'll— [illegible sounds of a microphone under water]
Goodluck, and have fun~
What does “other than the second person” mean
"Instead of this person," basically
Ah so like instead of whoever gets second place? Or the second person listed in the poll
That's right. Second person listed in the poll! Speaking of which,
Who do you think is the first to eat dry bricks?
disqualifiedasahuman
swimminginyokohamasrivers
Not me!!
Dang it..
Eeeh?? What do you mean "dang it"??
I voted for you.
How dare..
YOU SEEM LIKE A PERSON WHO WOULD EAT DRY WALL FIRST OKAY—
*stabby stabby outta nowhere*
WHAT THE HECK—!
DUDE WHAT…— (he pulled out his scythe in reflexes)
Hehehe hai!
Hi..??
*more stabbies*
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A KNIFE FROM—
(Gold blood is coming out of the gashes, he’s trying to push the other Dazai away with his scythe)
Doesn’t matter >:3
UH well yeah you’re right but still STOP IT WITH THE KNIFE—
Then gimme something else that’s fun
Uhhh you want a fidget?
Not fun, they break too fast
Gosh…uhhhhh—
I’m waitingggg
Pillow fight? I’ve heard those are fun..??
Nu uh
Times a ticking
I DONT KNOW WHAT KIDS THESE DAYS LIKE MAN..
Then more stabbies
FINE I GIVE UP :(
*more stabbies and then he leaves*
BSDDBB 06.15TH— "DAY 3" //
A game of "Never have I ever," and betting.
[dazaii-osamuu speaking]
While it was a mess... I'm glad that everybody enjoyed themselves, at the very least. Well then, let's play this game, hm? And then... Ignore everything that happened last time.
Enough of that now, everyone~
@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog , additionally: @theoneandonly-osamu-dazai
In around 15 minutes, the second phase of this day shall soon begin. As your humble announcer, I shall explain how this betting game works if anyone of you don't understand. First, you place your bets on who's most likely to do this other than the second person. Like so, as an example:
First to jump off a cliff?
suicideenthusiast
long-death-dazai
And whoever is winning the poll, they'll— [illegible sounds of a microphone under water]
Goodluck, and have fun~
What does “other than the second person” mean
"Instead of this person," basically
Ah so like instead of whoever gets second place? Or the second person listed in the poll
That's right. Second person listed in the poll! Speaking of which,
Who do you think is the first to eat dry bricks?
disqualifiedasahuman
swimminginyokohamasrivers
Not me!!
Dang it..
Eeeh?? What do you mean "dang it"??
I voted for you.
How dare..
YOU SEEM LIKE A PERSON WHO WOULD EAT DRY WALL FIRST OKAY—
*stabby stabby outta nowhere*
WHAT THE HECK—!
DUDE WHAT…— (he pulled out his scythe in reflexes)
Hehehe hai!
Hi..??
*more stabbies*
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A KNIFE FROM—
(Gold blood is coming out of the gashes, he’s trying to push the other Dazai away with his scythe)
Doesn’t matter >:3
UH well yeah you’re right but still STOP IT WITH THE KNIFE—
Then gimme something else that’s fun
Uhhh you want a fidget?
Not fun, they break too fast
Gosh…uhhhhh—
I’m waitingggg
Pillow fight? I’ve heard those are fun..??
Nu uh
Times a ticking
I DONT KNOW WHAT KIDS THESE DAYS LIKE MAN..
Then more stabbies
FINE I GIVE UP :(
