Dazai Osamu 18 (Before Dark Era)

Tiefling Dazai rp blog (dnd au) (he/him)

[long-death-dazai]

Lazy intro! :

Aight Dnd au Dazai blog bc I love bsd Dnd au!

Some info: this is before dark era. Dazai is a Long Death Monk and a Dispater bloodline Tiefling! He has been pulled from the Dnd world(Toril/Faerün/The Forgotten Realms) into the bsd universe!

... That's all you get actually. The rest can be found out through interaction

Feel free to DM me if you want to ask me about Dnd au Chuuya lore(or any other characters! Just no guarantee there'll be a lot of information)

Also NSFW stuff is allowed(I'm just not gonna rp anything like that)

And hi! It's haven again. You may know me from @be-not-defeated-by-the-rain and @nb-atsushi

I'll add more info here later maybe

Oh the arts!

[long-death-dazai]

WAIT SHIT I FORGOT UR NEW TO THE INTERNET PLS TELL ME YOU HAVENT SEEN THE DUCK SONG (S) YET I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!@@@

[ @winewinebloodwine (wheezing I've been going through random songs and I just realized this would be funny as hell, he's drunk bcs I'm exhausted lmao-)]

the song from the soap comercial?

[winewinebloodwine]

Hhahahahhaa noope!!!!!!! Kkkkkkkk call call call pls pls I wanna see this and it'll be better than hearing the shitt my Spotify Is doing I feel like I'm tripping or smth tbdjskao- wait no I can call akalma9

[Chuuya is calling]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai doesn't get the chance to answer back before the call, picking up and his voice clearly pouty] damn I like the duck commercial. [He says, waiting for the sound of chuuya's voice to come through]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya laughs. He sounds obviously drunk, and the faint sound of wind blowing is also just barely audible] Nonononononoooo- you're gonna like this so much huh better- *hic*, just- gimmie a sec'nd, I'll send the linkkk. [He laughs again,]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai smiles fondly. As much as he discourages this chuuya from doing it, he can't help but think this chuuya sounds awfully pretty when he's drunk and happy, the slurring kind of like music to him] uhuh. You sound awfully certain but I dunno~

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles, interrupted by a couple hiccups] It isssss- here here here- *hic*- found ittt~, turn on your camera!!! I wanna- wanna see your face when you see it. [Chuuya giggles again as he sends it]

[long-death-dazai]

I'm turning it on one second. [He says, laughing softly] this better- [the call hangs up]

[A couple seconds pause]

[Dazai is calling]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya answers it, this time with his camera on for the call. His face is flushed and clearly drunk, hair slightly messed up and a bit of an exaggerated pout on his face. There's a breeze messing with his hair, and he definitely looks to be somewhere up high] why'd ya hang up?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai, still not with the camera on giggles fondly at seeing Chuuya's face, though assuming he's on the roof. He looks so pretty like this. All cheerful and flushed and happy even with Chuuya pouting right now] was clicking buttons to try and make the camera work

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles a little at that, swaying side to side, trying- and failing- to maintain his pout] Dumbass- *hic*- you click the one with the- the camera! It's the one be- is it right or left........ . Or up? [He giggles again] it's the one with the camera nd the line over ittttt. Click it click it click it I wanna see you see the duck song!

[long-death-dazai]

Mhm Mhm [Dazai smiles sickeningly softly at the camera] oh I lost the screen ah ah ah- [his voice comes across in a perfect immitation of confused and rushed as he just states at the image of chuuya, somehow more animated than he usually is] chibi, where'd it go?!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, his face flushed and a gleeful grin on his face as he sways side to side in a steady rhythm] D- *hic* Dazaiiiiiiiiii, the camera doesn't move silllllyy. [He blinks a little, smiling] Unless it does? [He cocks his head far enough that it looks like for someone else it'd be an uncomfortable angle. He lowers his voice to a stage whisper, giggling] Dazai- daxai what if the camera does move? Thatd- *hic*- that'd be so funny- [He giggles happily, head swaying side to side now] like a rolly polly~- rolly rolly rolly rolly rollyyyyy polly rolly. [He giggles, smiling at the camera]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai let's himself go quiet as he watches and listens to Chuuya, resting his red cheek against his knee. By the gods he loves this idiot so much.] I'm going to kiss you so hard later. [He promises to himself, finally clicking the button chuuya had mentioned and wiggling his fingers in a wave as his camera turns on]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks at the words, but as soon as Dazai turns on his camera his smile widens immensely, eyes sparkling] Dazaiii!!~ You're here! You found the rolly rolly - *giggle* rolly polly rolly camera! [His swaying of his body returns as he smiles staring at him] You're so handsome.... nd so pretty.... You're awesome...... *hic*- [Chuuya giggles, face red, shaking his head a little and then visibly getting dizzy as he giggles again] No- noo- don't distract me with your cute faceee- look at the duck song- duck duck duck goose duckies- [He giggles again, staring at Dazai happily]

[long-death-dazai]

No no you can keep going [he says, amorking smugly] what else does my lovely Faerie have to say? [Dazai prompts unsubtly, already navigating back to the message that had the video, silently noting that seeing chuuya like this cannot be good for his own health]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, smiling smittenly] Lovelyy~, y'called me lovely! [Chuuya hums, sounding surprised and delightedly soft] That sounds nice when y'say it..... I love y' by the way. *hic*. And- and no- if I keep going about how handsome and pretty and gorgeous and good y'look then I'm gonna forgettt- forget forget forget get- *giggle*- Put on the duck duck duck goose duckie video!!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai can feel his heart almost melting at the onslaught of adorableness through the camera] okay okay I'll do your weird duck video [he says like it's the biggest hastle in the world despite to with grin that slips across his face]

[He clicks play once he finds it and squints at the little kids voice that starts up, immediately obviously doubtful as the song barely starts]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya grins dopely] Yeesss. [He mumbles, watching Dazais face raptly as the song starts, smiling wide.]

[long-death-dazai]

[dazai tilts his head to the side and squints] he reminds me of the ducks from that one game [he mumbles, head bobbing a little as he smiles]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks a little, still grinning dopily and swaying a little. In what's supposed to be a whisper, but comes out in a stage whisper, he asks] Which game?- Is that good?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai is very clearly mouthing "bum bum bum" not to the actual rhythm that the song does but just along with the beat as the first verse goes on before Chuuya asks] oh um- duck races? Duck life. Its on my phone

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, before nodding, smiling dopely] Kay. Sorry. [He mumbles, drunk and fond as he realizes he interrupted Dazai, pouting a little. He'll ask to see the game after.]

[long-death-dazai]

Sorry? [Dazai's eyes glance to the little square of chuuya's face in the corner, finger tapping over the pause button as his head tilts in curiosity] why? Its a good song

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks when the song turns off, pouting more] Distrac- *hic* distracted you. Sorry. Keep watching noww [He mumbles, slurring a little. He waves his hand clumsily, wanting Dazai to go back to enjoying the song]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai grins and wthe camera wave side to side a little as Dazai rocks a bit where he's laid down] so impatient [he chides] what if I want to talk to my chibi? [He does click play again though, face twisting in amused confusion as the duck just leaves]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled happily, watching Dazai and swaying as he sat, face flushed and a dopey smile on his face]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's tongue ends up vaguely sticking out, a fang slotted between the two split halves of it, as he bobs his head vaguely to the music before piping up as the duck returns and asks the same question] yknow the duck kind of reminds me of Chuuya [it doesn't]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled softly, shaking his head] Nnnnope! *hic* I'm not a duck. Or yellow. Grapes 're like wine though. I like wine. And you. [He giggles, swaying in his spot again]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's face goes a little pink at the bluntness of it but he doesn't let that shake him] I dunno. The more I think about it the more you could be a duck. Quack for me? [He tries, gauging just how unfiltered Chuuya is right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled happily, and shook his head] Quack [he stated between drunken giggles.] But 'm not a duck! The duck is on show video! Watchh it!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai gasps, a stupid grin spreading across his face] that's a duck sound! You're proving my point! [He argues, wiggling the phone in favor of waving his hand dismissively] and I'm watching I'm watching. On day three!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled and shook his head, but quieted down so Dazai could watch properly with a happy, dopey smile. He also started swaying to the beat of the song, mumbling "bum bum bah" quietly and absently with the song]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai smiles fondly, honestly watching the little square with Chuuya's face in the corner more than the actual video before the lemonade stand guy starts singing about oddly violent threats for the previous tone of the song. His grin slips into a confused and almost skeptical look as his eyes glance down to the actual video a moment, taking in the gorgeous diagram]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled quietly at the change in Dazais expression, smiling happily as the song continues]

[long-death-dazai]

Can't believe this guy is rivals with a duck [he glances up at Chuuya's face again, who looks entirely way to amused by the situation. And Dazai wouldn't have it any other way]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles happily, smiling and swaying with a drunken flush on his cheeks still. He shakes his head, whispering loudly] Shhshsh- watch!! [He takes a swig of a wine bottle absently, one he floated over judging by the red glow surrounding it]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai watches for a bit longer, head bobbing ankittle and vaguely mouthing along as the duck comes back again before smirking a little and nodding approvingly as the duck asks about glue] clever duck. I take it back, doesn't remind me of Chuuya at all [he smirks smugly, obviously fishing for reactions]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles happily] Silly smart duck. 'M not a duck.

[long-death-dazai]

No, just silly and smart [he says, a little too fondly for his liking but frankly Chuuya might not even remember this come tomorrow]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, blushing a little, but shakes his head with a hiccup] N-nope! Silly. Tha's more you! Silly nd smart smart. Nd pretty and handsome. [He giggles again, sounding absolutely smitten stupid] Watch the- watch!!

[long-death-dazai]

Why thank you! I know I am but I love to hear it from my dog most of all [Dazai accepts smugly, as if Chuuya had fallen into some kind of trap despite the fact that there was no such plan. It was easier to not overreact to affection for some reason and thinking about it he couldn't put a pin on whether it was Chuuya's inebriation or the screen between them] and I am! I can watch more than one thing!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles happily, tilting his head to the side] Good!! Wan' y' to know. Like tellin' you the- the pretty nd true words. [He hiccups, giggling a little as the duck gets into the stand with the guy]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's face does actually go a little pink now and he rolls his eyes, ignoring that in favor of the video, slipping into a little pout] aww I thought he was gonna just stab him or something.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles and hiccups, kicking his feet happily as he watches Dazai and the video]

[long-death-dazai]

They're friends?! [He exclaims in good natured disappointment as the man cooperates with the grape request]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya burst into happy little giggles, hiccuping, and shushed him, watching as they went to the store]

[long-death-dazai]

Fine fine [Dazai chuckles, watching the whole buying grapes process]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, quiet and excited as they exit the store and rhe guy hands the duck the grape]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai actually gets oddly invested, attention for the first time being majority on the video instead of Chuuya in anticipation of the duck's reaction]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya grins widely, watching Dazai and excited for the twist he knows is coming]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai justpouts though a bit as the duck rejects the grape, having lowkey been hoping for a happy ending despite having said he wanted the duck stabbed]

[winewinebloodwine]

Ahshshshsh listen [Chuuya says very quickly, kicking his legs happily for the end part]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai does, watching the video before scoffing as the duck just walks away after asking for lemonade] wait not even a reaction! No he should be mad!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya bursts into drunken giggles, kicking his feet] Theres more ones!!! Nd it just cuts off before he does!!!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's face twists in baffled confusion] earth is so weird ykno-

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles more, hiccuping. And them he accidentally drops his phone, leaving it to fall down and revealing properly that Chuuya is litterally sitting on the very edge of his apartment roof, his knees literally swinging over the wall as the phone falls, before Chuuya uses Tainted to catch it about halfway down and bring it back up, still giggling] Oops! Nyyways, more ducks now??

[long-death-dazai]

chuuuuyyaa [sazao says as he sees the phone fall] but i have all the ducks i need right in front of me. you even quacked!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hiccuped, giggling a little] Nnnope! Not a duckieee. Silly!! There's more obesity thoughhh- lemme- send it!

[He holds the phone, ans after a second or two he's sent the second duck song]

[long-death-dazai]

I need this duck either dead or running a criminal empire by the end of this [dazai informs before considering it more deeply] or he starts running the duck life races but that won't happen

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles and shakes his head, hiccuping] Dunno what that is, but i don't think he does- just watch itttt~!!

[long-death-dazai]

Impatient much? [He chides lightheartedly but clicks the play button, letting thenintro start itself]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles] Mmmmhmmm. [He says, unashamed]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai does look a little disappointed though as the duck asks for grapes again, glancing up at the little square with Chuuya's face] wait is it the same thing again?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled, hiccuping. He took a swig from his wine bottle, and then nodded] Mmmhm!! Mostly. S' kindaaa different though!!

[long-death-dazai]

You see the thing with sequel is they have to find something new. thats very difficult yknow [Dazai chides in a tone like hes parroting someone else]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya cocked his head a little, swaying and kicking his feet] Mmmmm~, the ending is different! [He grins happy]

[long-death-dazai]

Does he realize he actually doesn't hate grapes the second time around [Dazai says doubtfully, ignorant of his tail wagging in the background]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles happily, and shakes his head. He's grinning widely at the sight of Dazais tail, and at the song] n-nope!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai shrugs] then maybe I can give it a chance I suppose [he says, watching the duck come back in and the woman get angry like in the first version]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles, and tries to whisper, though it comes put pretty loudly] This one ends sillyyyy.

[long-death-dazai]

[The duck waddles away and Dazai unprops himself from his elbows so his chin is fully on the mattress, making the angle weird and his voice come out pinched] if you say so doggy

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles happily a little, swaying side to side again as he watches and nods] i do say so.

[long-death-dazai]

well i say itd be more fun to just watch you right now, [he yawns, exaggerating his boredom more than he usually does so even drunk chuuya can tell he's faking, though he isnt lying; Chuuya is very entertaining right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks slowly, and then giggled a bit] Nuhhhh uhhh, the duckies- *hic*, are way more fun. Its made to be sillyyyy. 'M not a duckie. [He said happily, smiling a bit] you're being silly

[long-death-dazai]

you could be [dazai says, giving up pretense of paying attention to the video, poking at his camera instead] what do you have against ducks?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed a bit, and giggled] Nothin! And they taste v' good. But 'm not a duck, I'm a dog. Right? I think so.. [He shrugged, and took another swig of the wine before giggling more]

[long-death-dazai]

mhm, my dog [dazai confirms proudly before letting his horn drag his head to the side again and adding] but youre also my slug, and my fairy, and now my duck. its multifaceted

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks. He grins a bit at it, cocking his head] But 'm the dog first. Why would u' want me to be a duck? *hic*

[long-death-dazai]

Because then you get to be mine in a bunch of different ways huh? [He coos into the phone, mouth curved in that stupid cat-esk smug smile of his, eyes just a little fond though]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, and then his eyes seem to sparkle- lighting up as rhat concept clicks. He giggles happily, kicking his feet and swaying a litfle] mmmmkay~. I can be the duck and the dog and 'z cause it's all yoursss~

[long-death-dazai]

Aaaaallll mine~ [he echoes back face flushing a little pink despite himself] it's official now then. My dog, and my duck, and my slug, and my hatrack, and my fairy, and my otherworldly partner [his voice is stupidly soft but it's fine because Chuuya won't remember. He pauses for emphasis between each one]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks softly, and then he's blushing very heavily. He giggles happily, looking away and swaying] Mmmmmhm. 'S nice. Y' nice. Like bein' yours [He mumbles, seemingly embarrassed and flustered now. He takes another big swig of the wine bottle]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai almost laughs as he sees Chuuya drinking from the wine bottle again, video genuinely forgotten] you're going to pass out at this rate if you're anything like- stop it [he does actually chuckle on the last bit]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hiccups and grins a little] Mmm. Not gonna pass out. 'Baki's bein' nice ta me, 's healin' it before it gets too much. Normally it's mean but i's nice this time 'cause I get ta talk t'you more! [He takes another swig, just to prove he can]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai glares a little, not at Chuuya but at arahabaki whol he know is watching before closing his eyes and sighing] ah my duckie takes such bad care of himself. What would he ever do without me

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hiccups] Go back t'dyin an working prob'ly. 'S nicer havin' y'here though

[long-death-dazai]

Aww. Well now that I'm here he can get blackout drunk and get all giggly instead of talking sad in French [He teases, remembering the second time they encountered each other]

[winewinebloodwine]

Licks your arms

[Shrieks and jumps away] WHAT THE FUCK-

[long-death-dazai]

Gods that should be me

[winewinebloodwine]

WH!?!?- WHY- WGAT IS WITB MY ARMS?!?!

[long-death-dazai]

What? R u okay? Freaking out on the internet isn't a good look

[winewinebloodwine]

I'm gonna jump off a roof again fuck it-

[long-death-dazai]

Falling 4 me alredy pookie?

[winewinebloodwine]

Already did that ye

[long-death-dazai]

Awww I fell for u too ❤️‍🩹

Off the mafia building

On porpoise 🐋

[winewinebloodwine]

Wh. Why!?!?!? When!?!??!

[long-death-dazai]

Stunts

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

Kobe!

[winewinebloodwine]

??

[long-death-dazai]

feet hurt :( I shouldn't have done three point landing.

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

What does this mean

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

itll be fine in an hour of doing nothing?

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

i dont know what that means chibidog

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

🦨

[winewinebloodwine]

(눈_눈)

Next time u jump off a building invite me too fcker

[long-death-dazai]

Ew no ull probably gravity to break my fall or something stupid

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

STAP IT

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ^ˇ•｡) ?

..neverr

[long-death-dazai]

What is that emotion????

[winewinebloodwine]

EmotionTM

: )

(At first it was concerned disapproval then it was pouty)

[long-death-dazai]

Well don't be 🥱 I'm just built different

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ^ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

This is how your face gets stuck in weird positions ykno

[winewinebloodwine]

( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,)

[long-death-dazai]

thats the same face

[winewinebloodwine]

(≖_≖ )

[long-death-dazai]

Im literally innocent

[winewinebloodwine]

𓆏

[long-death-dazai]

Croak

[winewinebloodwine]

₍𝄐 ̫͡ 𝄐₎

[long-death-dazai]

Keel over

[winewinebloodwine]

𓀋𓀊𓀉 𓁹‿𓁹

[long-death-dazai]

Kys

[winewinebloodwine]

𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕

𓍯

🪑

[long-death-dazai]

Ur not being very skibidi chibi

schibidi

[winewinebloodwine]

𝕾𝖐𝖎𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖎 𝕿𝖔𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖙

ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ

Also fuckin ew. Did you find somw way to get slib- the fucking toilet shit or something???

[long-death-dazai]

Little butts

Nah learned from observing other mes

[winewinebloodwine]

Nope. Among us characters

^ that. It's a game character. Thing.

..... better. Ig. But also no. Pls?

[long-death-dazai]

That looks like shit

[winewinebloodwine]

Lmao- ye. Not the worst video game character ive seen tho

[long-death-dazai]

Really? He's so ugly tho

[winewinebloodwine]

Trust me. : )

[long-death-dazai]

No

I refuse

[winewinebloodwine]

[Dazai hums a little vague tune from faerün, completely off key as lays sprawled on the couch Chuuya had floated him to after his threats to kill himself bc affection that one time, face pressed into the cushion whole he flips through files he'd found in Chuuya's drawers and locked compartments]

@long-death-dazai

[All of a sudden the door clicks softly, as it opens. Kouyou, this world's Kouyou, enters. She glances around for a moment, and sighs when she spots Dazai] I suppose I missed Chuuya then?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai freezes like a deer in headlights for like five seconds before flipping up the hood of his vest and curling his vest.] Ane-san! You're looking unpointy today! [He waves using the file folder in his hands]

[winewinebloodwine]

There's a fuckinng thunderstorm on the way.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya twitches a little, his eyes darting around the closet, before he sighs and stands up, coming over. His shoulders are a bit slouched, and he looks very uncomfortable in general, kinda just standing in the middle of his own closet]

[long-death-dazai]

[dazai slips behind him to shut the door quietly before promptly beginging to pull anything and everything off the shelves onto the floor, tossing all blankets directly at chuuya's face in hopes that they drape over him, humming and unrecognizable tune under his breath while he "works"]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just blinks and stands there. A few of the blankets do actually drape over him, quite a few landing and staying atop his head. He doesnt really know what to do, so he just ends up humming quietly and standing there]

[long-death-dazai]

Chibi help me [Dazai says, once literally all the shleves are clear and everything is instead on the floor now] I've never done this before I don't know how they work [he grabs one of the blankets from the floor and starts tying it around Chuuya, effectively trapping the draped blankets over Chuuya's face]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya is still just standing there.] ....just- why? [He manages finally, voice muffled and tone so absolutely done]

[long-death-dazai]

If you're not gonna help, I'm preparing you for the oven [Dazai says, doing the knot once more to secure it again, swaying Chuuya side to side a little to test the stability of his restraints]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks under the blankets, very very confused right now. He just. Stands there] Wh- .... mmm.

[long-death-dazai]

[Content that Chuuya has been sufficiently restrained, Dazai gives a nod and a single pat-pat before pushing him over with both hands with an accompanying cheer of] hooray! [trusting the blankets will cushion it completely]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just. Falls info the blankets. He doesn't really mind? He's just. Vibing in shock at this point. It's very warm and cozy though, which is nice. The pillows and blankets do cushion it completely. Chuuya just lays completely flat and straight like a board in the blankets anyways]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai promptly gives up on the fort. He's not a fucking artificer afterall. And chuuya makes such a good pillow, all wrapped up and muffled. He plays down on the floor, just humming one long low note of contentment and pride as he drapes his upper body over the lump that is Chuuya]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums back, confusion but contentment in his own. He's still stiff and straight, but otherwise he's just hanging out happily]

[long-death-dazai]

[And then an inkling enters his brain and he jerks upright as he suddenly remembers that this Chuuya actually needs to breathe, shaking the lump back and forth with his hands for attention] wait, fairy you can breathe in there right?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums, though it comes out muffled] Not really. [He answers blandly. Thanks to Arahabaki and other training, he can generally hold his breath for awhile though, and he doesn't mind getting a bit lightheaded like this. Maybe he'd be able to relax a bit. It's not like Arahabaki would actually let him die anyway]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai huffs, this does not seem acceptable to him. So he looses the blanket knot just enough that he can slip underneath as well, the added space in the opening letting a little more air through now] better?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums a little, and then nods slightly. Now that Dazai is inside, he wraps his arms around the other, pulling him closer and wrinkling his nose slightly] Y'should take a shower soon. [He mumbled, though he didn't actually care too much. Chuuya had smelt much worse before, and for much longer too]

[long-death-dazai]

The fuck is a shower? [he asks, the black of his irises and pupils becoming vaguely reflective in the dark as he snuggles right back into Chuuya, tucking his face against his shoulder]

[winewinebloodwine]

Hits you with the baby beam

What?!?!-

[Gets turned into a 4 year old. Chuuya now has lighter hair, two matching blue eyes, and looks very, very shocked. His hair is also shorter and curlier now, with more prominent freckles]

What the FUCK-

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks and then his expression goes offended] No?!??? You're not just gonna kill the bird that'd been actively helping me??! That'd just be fucking mean?!?? And unfair to the damn birrd????!

[long-death-dazai]

Don't worry I'll get you a new one that look like it [he waves his stubby hand. Still with the black nails and the fade to red on his fingers even this young] and I'm in the thieve's guild Chuuya. That's literally my job

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya looks insulted at the idea of getting him a new one that looks just like it] That's not the same thing?!?? All the animals have different personalities anyways, you'd have to retrain them every time, and also just no?? To killing a bird who didn't do shit???

[long-death-dazai]

Sure it is? [he looks perplexed, a corner of his mouth quirked like he's trying not to laugh at Chuuya's belief] and it's a bird, chibi. It's not like it'd be an awakened one or anything either. Birds die all the time.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya frowns at him] Yeah, so the bird that's helping me shouldn't have to. I'm nit even gonna ask what awakened means- no killing any birds if they're helping me! Or just in general actually no killing birds unless they're actively being evil. Which, obviously, a helping bird would not be. Literally the only way for me to not be making promises is just me never speaking or communicating in any way at all. It's not gonna work

[long-death-dazai]

Id say you were a pussy but a cat would be smart and eat the bird too [he mumbles flatly, sort of glaring but only half heartedly.] and the bird would work if you let me kill it every once in awhile

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya rolls his eyes at the insult] Exactly why it wouldn't work. Duh. [He narrows his eyes at Dazai then] .... we should go birdwatching sometime. [He decides, nodding to himself]

[long-death-dazai]

[That's throws Dazai off, just sitting there and blinking] what like sitting still all day looking at the sky in the middle of anti-wildlife world? What are we gonna see? Pigeons?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya grinn3d widely and shook his head] N- well probably, but also there's this nest of these Cockatiel birds that I used to feed a lot, and there's a few crows and even an eagle or two that live around the same area! I haven't gone in like- months, but it's really fun

[long-death-dazai]

but whats the fun if you alreay know all the birds youre gonna see? theyre not even a good animal [the oversized shirt sleeve starts slipping down again so he's forced to push it up]

[winewinebloodwine]

..... fucking snails are cute.

🐌

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya chuckles, and starts speeding up even more. He's using gravity now, not even needing to touch the branches at all as he leaps quickly with Tainted. He's already speeding up a bit more, slowly but steadily]

[long-death-dazai]

Good! [Dazai calls back, laughing giddily, tail moving behind him to keep his balance easily before shouting] and now that you're actually trying! [Dazai drops down out of the canopy, vanishing into the brush below]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya barks out a laugh, grinning as he speeds up more, staying in the canopy and completely abandoning any pretense of using the branches, listening and watching Dazai as he follows from above]

[long-death-dazai]

[It's difficult to distinguish where exactly Dazai is because of the place he's chosen to drop, Dazai having been scouting the forest out for a couple months in advance, and set up a couple things too back then, and even above Chuuya can catch glimpsesnof a couple ropes in trees and it only makes sense that Dazai wouldn't play fair in this either]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya raises an eyebrow, and then drops down himself, without actually touching the ground as he continues and keeps listening and watching the bits of Dazai he can]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai chuckles as Chuuya continues, trusting in Chuuya's abilities for a number of these as he pulls a rope while he passes, clear wrap (that had gone missing from Chuuya's kitchen a couple weeks prior) spreading in a semi-visible barrier over about 10feet by 10 feet, two feet off the ground. It's completely penetrable, just annoying]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya snorts as he sees it, easily using Tainted to tear it and pull it away as he keeps going through, following Dazai]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai glances back and pouts as Chuuya doesn't even get any of it on his face, pulling out one of his many daggers he keeps in his pockets where he also keeps his gun. Notbfor now though, instead sliding under a fallen tree and kicking out the stick being held there attached to a tension hearing rope that releases another younger tree that Dazai had filled with bowls of stolen glitter, that just showers into the open space behind Dazai.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya barks a laugh, and then decides to be annoying, using Tainted to put the glitter directly into his hair and then fly up above and glitter under Dazais feet for a bit. The rest he just forces down into the forest ground]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai chuckles as he sees the glitter following him, glancing up at Chuuya, squinting a little as he runs, starting to get a bit winded because as much as his immunity to death and disease makes up for his natural sickliness, some things can only be improved so much] you want a hard one? [Dazai calls out and veers sharply to the left]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya laughs, using a tree and bouncing himself to follow Dazai, he's steadily and slowly gaining still- plus, between his pretty high endurance and the fact that he doesnt even have to put in much effort right now, cause he's using Tainted, he's slowly but steadily gaining on Dazai ] Sure!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai goes up a nearby tree where chuuya can see Dazai has attached bungee cords, gripping onto what looks like a literal nest of hornet with his bare hand and pulling it to descend back into the underbrush, about two seconds passing before it launches right at chuuya at surprising velocity, a trail of the bugs behind it]

[winewinebloodwine]

ACK- HOW THE FUCK- [He uses Tainted to immediately explode all of that shit, the bugs and the hornets nest itself, thus throwing but guts and hornet nest all over, while ducking low and speeding up immensely and getting much closer to Dazai] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

[long-death-dazai]

[There's a gleeful cackle and from the breathless tone of it they both know the chase is almost over as Dazai takes to the trees once more] murderer! [he calls accusationally back after chuuya]

[winewinebloodwine]

Yeah no shit!!! [Chuuya calls, his tone slipping into something more amused, now actually quickly gaining on Dazai as he uses Tainted more and more, propelling himself quicker and quicker]

[long-death-dazai]

My children! [He shoots back, shrill and more feminine, with an audible tremor of a restrained laugh on the end, finally giving up as it tapers into a bit of a wheeze and just let's himself fall past this branch to the floor onto his back, eyes on Chuuya above him]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya barks another laugh, and drops down right by where Dazai is, landing just beside him in a crouch with a wide grin] Gonna tell me what that was now??

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai shakes his head with a sappy grin as he states up at Chuuya's crouched form, panting a little, holding one hand up with a finger raised and his face tinted in that pallid pink you get when out of breath. Distantly he hopes Chuuya's Dazai's constitution was just as bad or this would be probably embarrassing]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums and continues grinning proudly, fighting the urge to flop down ontop of Dazai right now for no reason and instead letting Dazai take his time to breath. He does, however, grab Dazais hand gently and lace their fingers together so he can't run away again]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's slightly manic grin looses that mania and softens as he points out] you caught me [curling his fingers right back over Chuuya's hand, hyperaware of the grass on the back of his neck and wind on his forearms. His neck is possibly to be expected: rope burns and slash marks. And what looks pretty similar to bullet grazes. His forearms are weirder because not too many look self inflicted. Instead the scarring that take up more space than the skin has those similar bullet graze patterns and those unbalance diamond shaped scars that Chuuya can recognize from dazai's hand. But Dazai just looks giddy, or perhaps lovestruck]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just hums, smiling a little softly and squeezes Dazais hand slightly, gently.] Mhmm. Caught you. Still wanna know what that was though. The hornets were impressive

[long-death-dazai]

You killed them [he pouts, but his eyes don't shift from that same adoring look... And the pout doesn't last too long in favor of a more open-mouthed position as he continues catching his breath. He's less upset about the hornets dying and more upset that they died before they could start chasing Chuuya down] ah my knight in uh- some kind of armor. You're to quick to my defense

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya chuckles softly, smiling fondly- though with a proud edge too] Mhmmm. Too bad huh?

[long-death-dazai]

Too bad [he seconds, free hand shifting up tousle some glitter from Chuuya's hair] At this rate I'm going to end up immortal [he chuckles, his chest giving a little protest now that he's not actively moving]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed, leaning into Dazais hand a little bit] Too bad. Guess you'll be immortal then. Take a sec and catch your breath

[long-death-dazai]

Ew [he mumbles, hand shifting to the back of Chuuya's head to pull him into a kiss instead]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, and then supresses a smile, kissing back a little and gently squeezing Dazais hand]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai breaks away after a couple seconds with a stupid giggle, letting his head hit back onto the floor(horn taking all the brunt of it as usual)] you're so pretty again today [he whispers, and he's been significantly more openly verbally affectionate than usual today without every line having a mocking undertone like his normal affection does. Regardless though, he does seem to actually be focusing on his breath right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya flushes brightly, squeezing Dazais hand. He is not used to compliments anymore, and the genuine affectionate tone flusters him] Wh- shut up. Thanks. Stupid. Why are you being so happy 'nd affectionate nd shit today??

[long-death-dazai]

[dazai closes his eyes and shakes his head in response] chuuya wont like hearing it. [he says, sounding sure of himself but undismayed by this, as if he had already been holding it in mind before.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, concerned immediately instead of flustered. He squeezes Dazais hand] Why won't I like it?

[long-death-dazai]

[And that sours the giddy feeling a little- okay a lot.] Faerün stuff [he mumbles, squeezing the hand back] go back to being happy [he frowns slightly and reaches up to book their clasped hands against chuuya's cheek]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Ah. Damn it. Chuuya fucked it up again. This is why he needs to stop asking questions, for fucks sake. He leans into Dazais hand a bit, and makes an effort to smooth out his face.] Mmmmm. I am happy. I won. [He squeezes Dazais hand a little]

[long-death-dazai]

Mhm I'm yours now [Dazai offers as wat of explanation.] fair and square [he shifts into poking Chuuya with one unclasped finger from their clased hands, watching the way his face shifts, still panting but not gasping or breathless like before, just winded]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinked a bit, and then smiled a little at the poke. He hummed softly, and squeezed Dazais hand again. He's not gonna ask anymore questions, seeing how bad that went- but he is happy that Dazai seems happy again] Does that mean I can show you the snails now?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai forces a gag, immediately slipping to roll away] ew no gross! [He protests immediately, getting up into his feet but crouched an leaned forward enough it doesn't looks quite right, tail behind him as a counterweight as he's clearly ready to restart the mad dash from before despite being winded]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya bursts into laughter, falling onto the floor where Dazai had been. He shakes his head, grinning] Do- do you seriously hate snails that much?- [He manages between a wheeze or two]

[long-death-dazai]

they're slimy! [Dazai argues, like that point alone should be enough to resolve the dispute] you get to lecture me after you get eaten by a gelatinous cube [his tail swishes behind him like a wild animal, a motion that never would have come from current Dazai unless it were completely a joke]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuyas still laughing, shaking his head a bit] I- fucking- Pffft- [his head throws back, cackling at how much Dazai seemed to hate the snails] fine dukbass

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai pauses a moment before his face scrunches up in indignation and he straightens somewhat, tail continuing that wild lashing] hey don't laugh at me! Cruel! Bad dog!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just flips him off, continuing to cackle on the ground happily]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai leans forward and charges, hands briefly touching the ground for more leverage in what's more of a pouncing posture as he fucking tackles the crouched Chuuya]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya gasps, bursting into even more cackles and wheezing as he does. He can barely breath now, weakly pouting a fist on Dazais shoulder as he laughs]

[long-death-dazai]

I'm going to turn you into cube kibble! [He declares. If this were back in faerun he'd be punching and biting and joint locking buy instead he just ears back to drive his hea into Chuuya's, full force this time]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya laughs more, giving up on even punching Dazai as he throws his head back, he can barely even breath and some of his cackles are going silent as he shakes with the force of it]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai fails to see a glow from tainted so for his nest hot he instead lands in on Chuuya's chest. This one he's not going to hurt] why are you so mean! And on fake midsummer of all days!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya jsut grins at him, breathles, flushed from laughter and fuck- he feels so fucking alive and happy and God he fucking loves this fucking dork, he has to resist the urge to kiss him] says the one scared of snail slime

[long-death-dazai]

It's disgusting! [He insists, gripping Chuuya's top to shake him by it] it's notnmy fault my slug had absolutely no common sense [he headbutts him again in the chest]

[long-death-dazai]

Why are so many anons fucking biting you!?!?

[ @winewinebloodwine ]

i dont know :( but theyre calling me fruity

[winewinebloodwine]

( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,), . Ye that tracks

[long-death-dazai]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONSOLE ME! BE ANGRY ON MY HALF!

SOME GUARD DOG U R OMG

[winewinebloodwine]

Why???? Fruity is the thi. Mm. Is that judt a this world thing actually wait why r u offended. Also the fuck can I do against anons!?!?!? If I could fucking stop them from biting u i would (¬⤙¬ )

[long-death-dazai]

I'm literally straight idk what ur talking about 🥱

you can bark at them!

PUFF UP AN GET ALL GROWLY

[winewinebloodwine]

Not even gonna touch that idgaf. Still my boyfriend tho.

THAT DOES LITERALLY NOTHING ITD JUST EMBARRASSE ME ND GHEYD KEEP DOING IT DUMBASS

[long-death-dazai]

Yuh yuh. 😘 only man I ever loved

BUT MY HONOR! IT'S YOUR JOB AS A GUARDDOG TO TRY!! I'M BEING LICKED AND SLIMED!!!

[winewinebloodwine]

Wrver. <3

I FUCKING KMOE!?!? WHERE AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO FUCKING GROWEL AT OR WTFWR THE FUCK. >:[. I shld just bite u or smth stupid

[long-death-dazai]

Bite me yeah!!! Do that! Once I have Chuuya's doggy cooties nobody else will want to!!

[winewinebloodwine]

If I bite u it's gonna end up fucking u up like a lot. Like shatter bones biting. (- ‸ - )

[long-death-dazai]

Yum 😋sounds crunchy!

[winewinebloodwine]

(･-･) no. Like painful nd also gore and also bad. Can't bite shit properly. (¬⤙¬ )

[long-death-dazai]

If I can still move my hand fine afterwards u have to wear dog ears for a week

[winewinebloodwine]

Mmm. Deal?

[long-death-dazai]

Should I bring more bandages?

[winewinebloodwine]

Mmmmhm. Also a splint if u can. Or stitches. Idk. Where r u?? Nd also where am I biting u.

[long-death-dazai]

Oh rite need bandages anyway I'm sticky

I'm at container. Wherever you want

[winewinebloodwine]

Mmm.. I have the stuff in my car. Ommmmw ig.

[long-death-dazai]

Hurry hurry

[winewinebloodwine]

[Timeskip, Chuuya knocks at the container door]

[long-death-dazai]

[It reverberates in the enclosed space like it always does before creaking and squealing loudly as Dazai swings it open almost immediately.] hello chuuuuya- fancy seeing you around these parts [he sing-songs]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya rolls his eyes, though his lips twitch a little with a supressed smile] Mhmmm. I bet. Do you still want me to bite you or what?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai nods, backing upnso Chuuya can enter, the apartment mostly the same except for the walls that seem to be written in an entirely different alphabet than any Chuuya can identify, with a pile of more in the corner behind the door. But Dazai spreads his arms to either side] yep! But the question is where do you want to bite! We need to figure out a test of functionality afterall!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya huffs. He's having some second thoughts now, he doesn't want to break Dazais arms and shit with a bite] Mmmm. Somewhere it's not gonna cause a big deal I guess

[long-death-dazai]

C- [Dazai remembers how much Chuuya hates that word and switches it for a better nicer one] Pussy. [He raises his head to shine his neck that's bleeding from the front] look I'm already bit here and I'm talking and breathing just fine. I mean- [he fake coughs, bit wanting Chuuya to back out of the deal, spitting out a bit of blood too after a couple seconds of delay] oops

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya rolls his eyes and then narrows them at the bleeding neck. He kind of wants to bite over that, but also knows that shattering Dazais neck and/or decapitation him is literally the worst option (probably). His eyes widened, and he stepped forward a little, which also shows he has a similar bite mark! Not bleeding yhough but kinda bruised] The fuck!?!? I'm not gonna fuvkin' bite you if your bleeding internally. And the fuck was with that fake cough!?!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai rolls his eyes right back as though mocking Chuuya's eye roll.] It's just my throat. I mean that barely counts as internal. [He waves his hand as though to disperse Chuuya's worry from the air before zeroing in on the bite on Chuuya's neck, reaching out with the waved hand to nudge Chuuya's chin up as he ducks down to look at it.] That's new right? Today new?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya scowled at that, but decided to ignore it] Yeah. Anon shit. Why?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai pouts, poking at the bruise a little before licking Chuuya's cheek and pulling back and shaking his head, the pout gone from his face] no reason. [He spreads his arms] take your pick doggy! I want to see you lose already!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just blinks at that, and then sighs, shrugging. Hes not gonna question it] uh. Fine. Your wrist is guess? Closer to your hand.

[long-death-dazai]

Lovely choice! [He grins, clapping his hands together twice] and now, for the challenge! [He says, speaking like an announcer for an event, pointing now at Chuuya, tail lifted flamboyantly behind him in a frozen swoosh] I give you one chance to set your stakes!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinked tiredly] Didn't we, already set the stakes? If I bite you and you can still move your hand after I have to wear dog ears for a week. Are you talking about like, what i get if you can't or are you just being dramatic?

[long-death-dazai]

Oh move it [Dazai pouts flamboyant posture immediately falling to something less, rolling his eyes] I was going to suggest getting out of handcuffs but alright [he shrugs, shaking his wrist out and flexing his fingers] but yeah the other side. What do you get if you win?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinked tiredly at the mention of hand cuffs, and then just decides not to ask] uh. Mmm. .... cuddles? I dunno. Cuddles sounds good.

[long-death-dazai]

No. [Dazai says stubbornly, narrowing his eyes] pick another one I'm gonna cuddle you anyways [he's not taking no for an answer here]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinked a little and smiled a bit, but he tried to think of something else] mmmm... uhm. Mmmmm. Cuddles at my place, specifically? Or hospital. If y' need it.

[long-death-dazai]

Ew, you're not bringing me to a hospital [he wrinkled his face, wrists pressing together] and I cuddle you at your place all the time. It's like you're not even taking this game seriously[he scoffs, turning his head up a bit too high to be actually irritated]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinked tiredly. He's honestly taking this very seriously, and he very very seriously doesn't want to accidentally ask for something that'd make Dazai upset. Also, he's exhausted right now] What do you think I should fuckin' ask for then?

[long-death-dazai]

I can't tell you [he pouts, tail flicking a little behind him good naturedly, hands going into the fold of his vest] what do you want that I wouldn't usually say yes to? It's no fun if the stakes don't match

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks tiredly, before something finally clicks] Let me buy something for ya that you'll actually wanna wear

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai pouts, lips pressed together into a line and puffing out his cheeks as he raises his hands and wiggles his fingers] bandages?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya purses his lips] Two things that you'll actually want to wear. [He corrects]

[long-death-dazai]

[His nose wrinkles but the he shrugs, face going back to normal as he hold out his wrist] well I'm gonna win anyways so fine.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya looks very unsure of that, but he shrugs a bit with a sigh, and gently grabs Dazais wrist] Y' sure?

[long-death-dazai]

Mhm [he tilts his wrist eagerly, looking completely sur of himself and even excited, though knowing Dazai it was hard to tell if it was for the idea of winning the bet or jus being bitten itself] just try not to take a whole chunk out of me if you can

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya pauses a second and then nods. 'So-, don't go as hard as possible' Chuuya decides, for probably the third time since he's agreed to this bet. He is steadfastedly ignoring the memories of ripping out chunks of people's flesh and their limbs] So- you're sure this isn't g. Mmm. Whatever. If it hurts to much just fucking throw me off- yeah?

[long-death-dazai]

Oh it's gonna hurt [he grins a little manically] but then I get to have Chuuya all worried about me and wearing doggy ears and I'll feel much better

[winewinebloodwine]

Once again- FUVK THE BULLSHIT. Why the fuck is "forced mental health" leave- by your BOSS- a thing????? I now have a week to kill. I am going to fucking die or some shit.

( @long-death-dazai )

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya stays with his back to the suitcase, heading into his room and going to his very fucked up closet. It is filled with all sorts of clothes, both ones that Chuuya would like, does like, wears often, doesn't wear often, obviously wouldn't like, and combos of those. He brings the suitcase to spin above his bed, the thing bobbing a bit ahain as it does so. It's about a foot above the bed and slowly spinning faster as it does]

[long-death-dazai]

Wear a suit [Dazai suggests helpfully, shifting to lay on his back on the suitcase in a position that simply cannot be comfortable]

[winewinebloodwine]

That'd be shitty in the woods. [He replies without even looking up. The suitcase is now spinning fairly quickly, and bobbing up and down a little as it does so. Chuuya is digging through his closet and various boxes of clothes in there]

[long-death-dazai]

Then just don't wear anything geez [he rolls his eyes, making his voice exaggeratedly tired and exasperated] you know, I try so hard to be helpful

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya rolls his eyes, as rhe suitcase continues to steadily speed up] Yeah yeah, whatever. I'm not gonna go to the woods fucking naked dumbass

[long-death-dazai]

Do you have catnip? I want to try and see a tiger [Dazai rolls over so his arms and knees give some extra cling to the sides of the suitcase, releasing his tail so the force of the spin makes it trail behind him in a bit of a circle]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya snorts] Theres not gonna be any Tigers there, but we can pick some up on the drive over incase there's a stray or something

[long-death-dazai]

And princess [he reminds, attention going a little blurry with the spinning but it's a nice feeling so he can't really be blamed for that can he]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya brightens a little, nodding. He's pulling out a fairly big box from the back of his closet, and then let's out a happy hum as he gets it out. He turns around so he's facing Dazai but doesn't actually look up to see the suitcase or make eye contact, just letting the suitcase steadily spin faster]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai start giving a low hum, noting how the spinning slightly fucks with the tone of his voice and just holding that note]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya opens the box, starting to go through his old casual clothes for cabin wearing. The suitcase is just slowly but steadily speeding up still]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's brain is just transfixed at this point, tuning out most of the surrounding aside from the blurring of the room around him]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly as he starts going through the box a bit, making sure Tainted is ready to catch Dazai so he doesn't slip off the suitcase, as it keeps speeding up steadily]

[long-death-dazai]

[It's reached the level where Dazai can no longer let his tail hang limp or it will come around and hit him in the face with the current speed]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya is biting the inside of his of cheek to stop himself from smiling and laughing at Dazai, just continuing to stare down at the box while watching Dazai out of the corner of his eyes, and just continuing to speed him up slowly but steadily]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai is pressed completely against the suitcase in a posture that can appropriately only be described as somewhere between a cat and a crab. With ever limp hooked tight as possible including his chin, oily fucking hair that's mostly stagnant usually still managing to thwap in his face as he tries his best to track where in the blur is Chuuya]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya is still sitting on the floor by his closet. Hes not even going through the box or anything, just looking down at it and pretending to be not paying attention as thie thing keeps spinning. He's not gonna stop until Dazai says something, judt continuing to make it spin faster and faster steadily]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai manages to clock the orange of Chuuya's hair, tracking it each time it makes a loop with his eyes through the strain, running through how this might work in his head as he shifts on the rapidly spinning suitcase]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Finally, Chuuya decides to do more. He shifts through the box, wrinkling his nose a bit at some of the clothing's he finds before he spots a random pair of pj's he sorta likes. 'Good enough.' He holds up the pj's, red flannel, high enough they hide hjs very amused face, and asked Dazai] Do you think I should bring these or nah?

[long-death-dazai]

[And with Chuuya's face and view covered, Dazai takes this opportunity to make his timing and leg go of the suitcase, effectively launching himself directly at Chuuya]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya yelps a little, letting Dazai tackle him back onto rhe floor with a bark of laughter]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai lands on him literally perfectly on all fours, just blinking at him with a manic grin]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya snorts, putting the shirt to the side and grinning in amusement] Hello.

[long-death-dazai]

Hello my pretty slug [Dazai says, way too self satisfied with himself and completely unaware that his body is slowly tilting to the side more and more as the room continues spinning around him]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya couldn't help but laugh, a hand coming up to gently cup Dazais leaning cheek and keep him fron falling over] Hello dummy. You good?

[long-death-dazai]

[This sort of back fires because now Dazai is not only unconsciously but consciously leaning in that direction to press into the hand with a lot more force than he intended, dismissing the tipping feeling as being in his head] with you? Never [he says with a cheeky grin pressing a kiss to Chuuya's wrist]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya laughed softly, actively holding Dazais head up now to keep him from falling over. He blushed softly at the cheeky grin and kiss] You are so fucking stupid, and it's adorable as hell. You're leaning sideways, by the way. [He says, his voice thick with affection and his smile warm with soft amusement]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's face goes a little pink, though whether its from being flustered or embarrassed this time is unclear as he quickly leans away from the hand, a slight pang of regret hitting immediately after separating, just swaying side to side in what could be considered intentional but probably isn't] was not [he denies quickly, shaking his head, more like a wet dog in intensity than an actual human]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums a bit, just staring at Dazai fondly. His eyes are absolutely filled with affection and love. Fuck, he loves this man. Dazai is absolutely adorable, and amazing. It feels liks his chest is going to implode or drown in all this affection, and it shows in his face. He let's his hand drop and then brings up the other, gently running his thumb under Dazais cheekbone] Alright. [He mumbled softly]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai leans into the touch again, more forward than to the side this time, pouting at his own decision and at the same time closing his eyes to enjoy it more and also avoid looking at Chuuya's face] your pajamas are adequate [he says quickly like it's a side thought]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed softly, his voice gentle and fond] Mmm. Im glad [he mumbles softly, attention still mostly stolen by the sheer and total amount of love he feels for Dazai]

[long-death-dazai]

Don't be [he teases, continuing to (now intentionally) tip forward until his head crashes down onto Chuuya's horn first, oddly sturdy as it always is in headbutting]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just hums softly, blinking at him. He smiles again] Hell9

[long-death-dazai]

Hi [he grins widely, placing his hands on chuuya's shoulders now to steady himself before kissing chuuya, hard but fast, and quickly springing up and back to sit on the bed]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, blushes, and then bursts into happy cackles for a moment, so fond it feels insane and stupid as all fucking hell. God, he fucking loves Dazai. After a few moments he calms down, and sits up to look at Dazai again. He's got a fond and amused grin on his face,]

[long-death-dazai]

[dazai reaches over towards a glint on the bed, grabbing one of the pieces of glass that have somehow still managed to remain and fidgetting with it between his fingers, doing the best to ignore the pink on his cheeks. fucking stupid infernal blood making him blush easy] personally i think youre over packing

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya can't stop smiling at Dazai, feeling way too fuzzy and warm and all that mushy bullshit right now.] Yeah, probably. But it's more fun to have the shit for packing ready than to not.

[long-death-dazai]

Chuuyas [he rolls his eyes fondly, a familiar feeling being evoked by the scene. Though perhaps he shouldn't have said that when Chuuya was all smiley in front of him]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks a little, and swallowed, before deciding strictly to thing about that later.] Rude. 'Ll have you know that I used to be the one who packed absolutely shit all for a while, before I starting so called "over packing" [Is that good? Did he fuck it up? Tidbit for a tidbit right? Fuck- he doesn't know.] Anyways- it's easier too

[long-death-dazai]

It is not easier [Dazai insists, smiling wider.] and somehow I find that a little hard to believe [he doesn't. It makes sense, coming out of the sheep that Chuuya wouldn't even have much to pack- it was the same in his world]

[long-death-dazai]

@winewinebloodwine

🐌🐌🐌🐌 Your dumb guard people aren't letting me in 😢👹 I am ✈️outside 🙀the building 🏢📞🧰

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya stuck his tounge out, pinching Dazai weakly again] No. No tickling.

[long-death-dazai]

You're no fun [he doesnt even pout though, just puts his hand on the back of chuuya's head to guide it down so he can kiss the top of it, and also have the stuck out tongue be out of view and hide his grin in response to the pinch at the same time]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just sighs, shoulders finally relaxing just slightly] Whatever

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai rubs his shoulder softly. As fun as it is to have Chuuya be all figgly like that he'd rather the other be relaxed for the remainder of their short time together] whatever my fairy wants, yeah?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya tenses at the shoulder touch, a muffled laugh escaping] Goddamnit- no touching near my neck- [He squirms the hands off] and I'm not a fairy

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai moves the hand up on top of chuuya's head and rolls his eyes] geez whatever you say Chibi [he says doubtfully] but I'm going to be using this against you so much when you come back to me]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya huffs a little] I'll kick the shit out of you, not even on purpose just on instinct [He replied.]

[long-death-dazai]

You couldn't [he grins evily, squeezing his arms around chuuya's head] I'm too nimble. I'm like a fox!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya scoffs, poking Dazai in the side hard again] You can't exactly dodge well when your tickling me [He rebuts]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai squirms a bit and giggles, more at Chuuya's effort than any real ticklishness of his own] Then I guess I'll need plenty of practice, huh?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya rolls his eyes, but he's smiling again] Whatever you think will help, I'll just keep kicking the shit out of you every time

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai resists the urge to poke at chuuya as he knows what it would trigger and just bites at his hair again instead] and here I thought you said it wouldn't be on purpose

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed] Well, it can be both. Who knows. [He says, a teasing tone in his voice.]

[His -mostly- relaxed state and smile is ruined when a timer starts going off, a default sounder, from the bedroom. Chuuya stiffens, the smile melting off his face easily.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's blood goes cold as he watches the smile slip from chuuyas face and quickly infers what the timer meant. He doesn't let it show though and instead just starts covering chuuya's face in kisses again, holding him a little tighter]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya sighs, lips twitching a little but the weak smile doesn't form] Daxai.... that's the last timer- I have to finish packin' now.... [He mumbled quietly]

[long-death-dazai]

[dazai sighs and lets his smile fall off now, just rubbing his horn and then his cheek against the top of chuuya's head.] I don't want you to [He loosens his grip though]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums, sounding tired] I don't want to. But I have to. [He says quietly, before sighing and starting to try and stand up]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai reluctantly let's chuuya go, though the end of his tail slips to wrap around chuuya's ankle as he flatly says] don't forget the hair stuff [not happy about contributing even verbally to the packing effort but he said he would]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya sighs, nodding as he grabs the things from the sinkside. He unplugged the hair curler and grabs a few other products before turning to daxai with a tired hum] Y'gonna stay in here while I finish up or come to the bedroom 'gain atleast?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai stays laying on the floor for awhile, just wordlessly looking up at Chuuya with a frown, trying to memorize his face a bit more.] I'll follow in a bit maybe [he says, realizing he doesn't really have the energy to get up from the floor right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya nods tiredly.] Alright. I'm gonna put the last of the things away, nd probably tidy a little. [He says, exiting the bathroom quietly.]

[long-death-dazai]

Stay with me [he murmurs so quietly, mostly to himself, as he watches chuuya leave with what's now shifted to a pout, letting out a heavy breath as chuuya leaves the room, face quickly shifting to what's clearly irritated frustration, bordering on anger but not quite, tail lashing a little after it slipped off chuuya's ankle. He huffs again and just presses his cheek down into the cold tile]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallows softly as he exits, hearing the whisper but knowing he can't. He mostly mindlessly packs the last of the things he needs, before going to the livingroom, closing the boxes still open and strewn about there, one by one, by hand. If his hands shake slightly, or his throat feels thick and tight- well, rhat will just have to be another one of his secrets then. He has to leave at 2pm, which means he should be out the door by some time around 1:30pm- and it's 12:.... 15- pm right now. So, he's got around an hour to finish packing, "eat" (like he's going to be able to stomach shit right now), finish any last minute hiccups in his disguise, and make sure his place is set up so Dazai can come over while he's gone, and he won't have to deal with too much immediate cleaning unless Dazai does something]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai groans, raising his head up so he can hit his horn onto the tile in frustration. He should be able to do something about this. This is his chuuya, his boyfriend. But it's not his world or his Mori and he doesn't know how to make him tick and he knows he's not as valuable to this Mori here but there has to be something his mind hasn't picked up on, rolling onto his other side to try and think because he has to be able to do something. And also just what is he going to do while he's chuuya is gone. This world just fucking sucks without him.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums quietly as he works, trying not to think and instead reminding himself that it's only going to be two weeks, then he'll be back, and he has his boyfriend to come home to- so it'll be okay. It always has before. Unwillingly, he's humming a depressing song. He doesn't bother to try and change his tube as he stacks the boxes by the door in an easy pyramid]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai rolls over again, spinning on the floor and pushing the door open with his finger so he can watch his chuuya, not wanting him out of his sight any longer as he pouts on the floor, his frustration masked now that heMs aware the other could potentially turn and see him]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hears the door open but ignores it, not looking over yet until he's sure he can handle it. He's still humming, a little louder now, as he keeps up this pattern of 'close the box, move the box, find a new box'.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's skin feels like its itching or stinging, he wishes he hadnt let chuuya go, timer be damned, just watches chuuya's hand move and feeling his heart sinking heavy in his chest. Something feels so deeply wrong about this but he can't find a way to solve it and it's not having a good impact of him. Which is dumb because Chuuya's the one who's actually suffering because of this. Maybe sneaking into his hotel wouldn't count as interfering if he stayed there the whole time. But he hadn't been able to find out the mission location]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Finally, or maybe too soon, Chuuya is done putting away and stacking the boxes. He sighs, and then kinda just sways slightly to the song in his head as he tries to figure out what to do next. Boxes are cleaned and put away- oh, his bags. Chuuya goes to his room and puts those out by the door, suddenly far too tired to look inside them at all as the reality of this mission weighs him down like Arahabaki. Once those are put away, he ends up just, flopping onto the bed. He doesn't want to deal with any of this shit]

[long-death-dazai]

[Chuuya leaves dazai's line of sight and Dazai wants to move to keep watching but the ability escapes him. There's not much point anyway. Nothing he can do right now would help or keep Chuuya with him. He'll just have to look through Mori's reports and servers later to find the location]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya sighs slowly into the bed. His whole body feels heavy, and he feels like throwing up, and dread makes his head feel like a compressed rock. He doesn't want to do this mission. Of all the fucking times to let it sink in. Fuck. Chuuya- doesn't want to do this mission. He knew that, but it hadn't really sunk in. Until now, of fucking course. He's fairly sure he should be making food for him and Dazai, but honestly- it can probably wait a couple minutes. He's not going to stomach anything today. Probably not for this whole mission actually.]

[long-death-dazai]

We should kill ourselves [he mumbles, not sure if its loud enough for Chuuya to hear or not. He rolls over onto his side, not far enough to see Chuuya but enough that his view of the box filled living room is more obscured now so that progress maybe. There's not much point though. Maybe if he gets drunk enough to sleep the whole time it'll pass faster]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya sighs heavily, unable to deny the allure of the idea. But, if they do that then they can't properly hang out after the mission as boyfriends- officially. Plus, Chuuya can't die]

Wouldn't work [is all me mumbles back, before sighing] what should be do before I go? [He asks in a muffled murmur. The idea of even going near the kitchen makes him want to gag, but also he wants to stay with Dazai for a bit longer before he has to go]

[long-death-dazai]

Cuddle [Dazai says automatically but only half heartedly. That's what he wants. What he's always wa- ew. That sounds weird so he's distancing that. But the goal is to help Chuuya. What's something that'll do that. His face wrinkles a little as a thought enters his brain, an offer. But he'll think of something else. He doesn't want to do that with this Chuuya. Doesn't need to.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly, and then uses Tainted to grasp Dazai from the washroom, floating him over to the bed and letting him down beside Chuuya. Chuuya stays laying face first into the bed, unmoving, but he hums slightly in tired greeting]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai just pokes at Chuuya's head a little, summoning higher spirits to the best of his ability now that he's actually right in front of Chuuya] look up and gimme a kiss [he says, wanting to see Chuuya's face right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya huffs tiredly into the pillows] Thought ypu wanted to cuddle? [He mumbles, lifting his head up a little]

[long-death-dazai]

Want both [he says stubbornly, leaning in to kiss the bone of Chuuya's cheek since its more exposed than his mouth right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallowed softly, and then shifted and rolled over so he was lying half on top of Dazai] Whyyy?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai runs fingers through Chuuya's hair, looking over Chuuya's face and the strand in his hand. It feels different now even though its not really. But he can't help feeling the stupidly soft hair, still a bit warm from curling, and seeing it as his.] because you're mine now? [And some part of him kind of wishes he'd waited longer to say it because looking at Chuuya's hair- his hair, his lips, his freckles, the tired look on his face. It was all Dazai's now and that somehow made it hurt more]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallowed, and suddenly he's very much fighting back tears because fucking damn it, damn it all. He wants to be Dazai, and just Dazais. He doesn't want to go through with this shitty mission and let a bunch of slimey fuckwads put their hands on him and be away and alone. He wants to do fun boyfriend stuff with Dazai now, wants to go do something together, and have an actual fun time where he's present and happy and good. He wants to not feel like he's putting on a skin and outfit and body that he's trapped in, that's uncomfortable and too much work and makes him want to claw off until he bleeds. Fuck. He wants to be Dazais in his fluffy jacket again, wants to make them shitty boyfriend cookies and add them to his recipe book and go to the shitty fair again and cry and cuddle together] Mmmffff. Mhmm. Yours. Yours. Don't. Want to go. [Fucking hell, and now he can't even speak properly with the weight of sobs and yearning clotting in his throat]

[long-death-dazai]

Can I get that kiss now? [He mumbles, knowing he can't stop the probably oncoming tears or help the situation aside from maybe stealing anaesthetic from Mori and keeping Chuuya knocked out til it was too late to do the mission so Chuuya wouldn't feel it when Arahabaki killed him, but he doesn't want to do that because he can't imagine being stuck in this insufferable world without his stupid annoying dog. His boyfriend.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallowed a little, glad the stupid makeup is waterproof even if he does cry, and hums weakly. He moves up a little and kisses Dazai]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai kisses back, hand loosening from Chuuya's hair to hold his face] I need to kiss my boyfriend so many more times [he says, a promise for when Chuuya gets back and a reassurance to himself]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallows again, fighting the urge to cry even more as his eyes water] Fuck you, and fuck yes. Kisses and cuddling and shitty dates? [He asks, his tone a bit pleading]

[long-death-dazai]

Mhm [Dazai swears against Chuuya's lips] and maybe next time the mission will be both of us. [He wiggle his head a little for emphasis] and not a sex one ideally

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly, about to have said it before Dazai did] Mmmhmm. Not a sex one. A stupid silly easy one.

[long-death-dazai]

Maybe something with a dog fighting ring [he suggests in a soft murmur] all those new dogs for your little pet shops. And maybe I can even enter my dog in a fight or two [he brings his hand up to pet at Chuuya's head, too soft to be a ruffle]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly, leaning into the hand even though it might fuck up his hair.] That's be nice. 'Nd fun. Could fuck em up a lot, and play with puppies, nd hang out with you. [His voice is equally soft, if a bit more wobbly]

[long-death-dazai]

Yeah [he smiles despite everything. Chuuya will be okay. At least for now. And then they can do things as boyfriends.] a dog fighting ring. Fuck Mori I can look for one while you're gone.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya smiled a little, weakly and slightly trembly but hopeful] Mhmmm. Kay. That's what we'll do after then. [He kisses Dazai again]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai smiles into Chuuya's lips.] mhm. just us [he parrots, before sighing] igh i already cant wait til you get back

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya nods quietly, humming softly and biting his lip a bit.] Mhm.. [He doesn't want to just keep saying that he doesn't want to go, it feels stupid despite meaning so much inside his head] Sh'ld check what time it is soon

[long-death-dazai]

plausible deniability if you dont chek? [he offers, even knowing thats not how it works. he hates the idea of knowing at any given moment while hes gone Dazai will know roughly what chuuya's dealing with]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallows down a wave of tears, because fuck does he wish it was that easy.] mmmm. [He kisses Dazai again]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai sighs defeatedly into the kiss, arms coming around to squeeze Chuuya tighter] Ill miss you [he offers]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya sighed softly, swallowing thickly] Mmmhm. I'll miss you too.

[long-death-dazai]

I'll miss you more [he squeezes even harder to accentuate this idea, wrapping around with his taill too]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed softly, putting his head down on Dazais shoulder now] Nuh uh. [He mumbles softly, his voice melancholic]

[long-death-dazai]

Don't steal my line [he murmurs back, thick with fondness and a pale imitation of his usual entitlement]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly, looking at Dazai] Boyfriend privileges. [He mumbles, bittersweet.] I should check the time soon

[long-death-dazai]

Nuh uh [Dazai steals his line back, flipping them so now he's lying on top of Chuuya, trapping him]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums a bit, not bothering with any pretense or fighting back. He's too tired right now, already exhausted as he mentally tries to prepare for the shitty mission ahead of him. He stares up at Dazai] Yuh huh. [He replies after a beat]

[long-death-dazai]

Nuh uh [he plops himself down fully now, chest that had previously been pillowing Chuuya's head now instead blocking Chuuya's air supply]

[winewinebloodwine]

Yuh huh [Chuuya repeats quietly with a hum, and then just. Stops breathing. He's just kinda laying there holding his breath. He brings a hand up quickly and just starts playing with Dazais hair]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai sighs, shuffling down to no longer block Chuuya's air as the other doesn't fight it, voice getting quieter as he tries to focus on and memorize the hand in his hair and the body under him.] not yet

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums quietly and starts breathing again] ...Gotta do it soon. [He mumbles softly, playing with Dazais hair a bit now]

[long-death-dazai]

'N there's no way I can stop you? You know Arahabaki better than me [he mumbles, figuring maybe Chuuya might be able to think of something he couldn't have] some kind of loophole

[winewinebloodwine]

.... [Chuuya is quiet for a few moments, before he mumbled] No point. Even if i get out of it with Arahabaki, I'll have it on my head with Mori, and more restrictions after. [His voice was quiet and tired, resigned, and he lay his head back on Dazais shoulder and curling some of Dazais hair around his fingers]

[long-death-dazai]

then i kill Mori. i dunno [dazai huffs exasperatedly, tail flicking behind him in irritation with himself because he knows he's not going to do that. If this world is anything like his he does not want the mafia becoming anything like the thieves guild was under the old boss.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums quietly. He doesn't really think that Dazai would do that, but even still it makes the vows of Arahabaki screech like metal on ceramic] No loopholes for letting you do that anyways. Wouldn't be able to.

[long-death-dazai]

[dazai doesnt respond then, he already knew that of course. the chuuya back home was always just as resistant when he brought that up even as a joke- and Dazai was pretty sure he didn't even have the oath thing. There's no fight left that his brain can latch onto]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallows quietly, resisting the urge to nuzzle into Dazai because it'll fuck up his hair and his makeup.] A few more minutes. [He mumbles quietly. A few more minutes of this. A few more minutes of pretending he doesn't have to go. A few more minutes of cuddling and being safe and at home. A few more minutes. Then he'll get up, and check the time, and being his bags to the door, and face everything yet again. In a few more minutes]

[long-death-dazai]

That's all I can get huh- [he mumbles, having no such reservation and immediately tucking his face down into Chuuya's hair. He still doesn't smell the same: to fancy and artificial now in the weird way he's gotten used to most things in this world being]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallows because he knows- he knows this Dazai doesn't mean it like that but he can't help the way that pings at old wounds and makes him feel all the worse. He doesn't say any of that though] Can't miss the shit.

[long-death-dazai]

fashionably late? [he mumbles a half hearted bargain once more, resisting the urge to chew on chuuya's hair. Would it be bad to ask Chuuya if he can keep some while he's gone? just to have some of him- though he supposes he can just steal chuuya's hairbrush later. its not the same though]

[winewinebloodwine]

Cant. 'Baki. [He mumbles simply, tired.] Still got a bit of time though.

[long-death-dazai]

you gave it a nickname? [he grumbles back, a last attempt at lightening the mood at all]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya huffed softly] Gave itself the nickname- 's way too picky 'nd shit. Gets all excited when I use it [Chuuya mumbles, taking the attempt]

[long-death-dazai]

Ew what a try hard [he mumbles, pitching his voice up a little and curling one hand in the back of Chuuya's top]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya laughs softly at that- sounding just a little too shakey. He nods a little, feeling the touch on his back keeping him a little more grounded to reality] Mmmmhm. He likes having friends and shit apparently tho', 's why he insists on it. All his nicknames for me are shit though, which is fuckin' hilarious.

[long-death-dazai]

[That manages to actually get Dazai'e attention] okay you can't leave me on that. What are his nicknames? [He urges with slightly renewed enthusiasm]

[long-death-dazai]

fuchnes yp fucbesul

[winewinebloodwine]

Uuuu. U alr zai ?????

[long-death-dazai]

u?!)??

[winewinebloodwine]

I'm. Fine. U don't seem fine. Where r u??

[long-death-dazai]

Ruvdr

[Dazai is typing for awhile before]

vhyyya ttyuiing shprf

yr niy

[winewinebloodwine]

I'm not rude 🙄

..... gonna be honest i stared at that 4 awhile before giving up.

R u okay??

Call while I track ur location??

[long-death-dazai]

ruber

rriver

[Dazai is calling]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya picks up instantly] You're at the river? [He asks instantly, barely hidden concern in his voice]

[long-death-dazai]

chu- [dazai sniffles a little, voice sounding distinctly congested and slurred] chu's t-typing short [he mumbles into the phone]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed quietly, his concern only getting much much higher. He had the phone on speaker, already in his car] Mmmmmmmmmmmhm. Worried. You at the river by your place?

[long-death-dazai]

mmmmmmm- [dazai echoes right back, pointing it out where talking is too troublesome. and then chuuya asks a question. theres a soft annoyed huff before his vocie comes through] mn-mn [he disagrees] 's nasty.

[winewinebloodwine]

Mmmmmmmfff kay. Where are you? [Chuuya responds, just ignoring that. He was trying to set up the tracking thing, but with the call he couldn't do that properly]

[long-death-dazai]

[There's a long pause, long enough to get uncanny before Dazai responds] bridge? 'n snow

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya swallows a little] mmmmmmmmmmmmm Kay. On my way.

[He reaches over to his phone, keeping the call on as he quickly opens the tracking app- setting a route while he's at a red light]

[long-death-dazai]

chuu's coming? [he stutters through the drawn out words, humming faintly before offering] i c'n go to the street? ... that way?

[winewinebloodwine]

Mmmmmmmmmkay. Yeah. That helps. [He replied stiltedly. Chuuya knows he should be responding better than this- knows that he has patterns and ways he should probably be being right now bit he can't seem to get into that rhythm- that ability to put on casual and natural demeanor he probably should have. He's too worried right now, and it's been a bit t9o long.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai hums faintly but there's no sign that he's actually moved at all before twenty second later a small groan comes through the receiver as he summons the will to stand] 's cold [he complains into the phone, almost changing his mind immediately]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya feels his worry go up a notch, silently cursing the fact that he's apparently lost the ability to respond to this type of situation as he should] Mmmmmkay. 'S fine. Just wait where y'are. 'M like- 15 minutes away, apparently. Mmmmmmmmmmm y' hurt or 's just cold fucking y'up?

[long-death-dazai]

Hmmm- [there a couple seconds silence!before his tone comes through whiney, so at least he can still be annoying] not hurt. Hurts though. Save me, m' knight

[winewinebloodwine]

Do u actually have a jacket like that?

@long-death-dazai

Hell yes. Multiple. They're my favorites. Why??

[long-death-dazai]

U should wear em more

[winewinebloodwine]

Mmm. I mostly wear em when it's dark and I feel. Not like rooftop hangout time. But yeah. I wear it a lot on the balcony. Especially the red one is rlly soft.

[long-death-dazai]

Y havnt I seen u in it then

Wear it

[winewinebloodwine]

Mmm. Haven't wanted to ruin em with cigarettes nd shit.

Mmkay. I'll go put one on.

[long-death-dazai]

Rn????

[winewinebloodwine]

Ye ???? Did u not mean rn?? I'm not doing anything else so. Ye.

[long-death-dazai]

Whr r u?

House

Partment

Omw

[winewinebloodwine]

Uh. Kkkkk, ye I'm at my house rn. U good?

Also found the big red one again- it goes down 2 like my knees.

[long-death-dazai]

Ye.

Figurd out train while bbck

Ll be fast

Hrgsnfhbdgehms

I'm gon bite u

Ur gon bleed

No u wont

[winewinebloodwine]

Kkkkkk. U don't have to panic. It's comfy.

I don't mind bleeding from ur bite. Why am I being bit tho.

Also holy shit I forgot how soft this was. Dazai do u have any types of cookies u like??? ASAP hurry before I loose motivation

[long-death-dazai]

Not panic

Biting bc

Ndjdjdbfnsksks Ll answer on train

Not spicy

No ginger r raisin r oat r hard crunch

[Short pause]

Sugar

Frosting

Frosting

[winewinebloodwine]

Kkkkkkk.

Idk why I'd make spicy cookies but alr ye wasn't planning on it.

Sugar cookies w/ frosting???

[long-death-dazai]

Ew

[winewinebloodwine]

What r u asking 4 then. Hurry up. Just smth eith sugar?? I'm confused.

[long-death-dazai]

Sugar cookies or Frosting cookies.

Or Just frosting cookies.

They're two different kinds of cookies chuuya I really don't know what's clicking

Byby neda snek pas fare

[winewinebloodwine]

Kkkkkkkkk got it. Haven't baked in awhile.

Frosting cookies then i alr have pre-made frosting

Kkkkkkkk gl gl I'm gonna start baking. Frosting cookies 4 u nd peanut butter chocolate chip cookies 4 me

[long-death-dazai]

my plot! Confet emoj

Y?

Ur tast in fod so bad

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya doesn't respond, he's left his phone to bake.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Using the train and a number of well placed anonymous and threatening phone calls to train stops on the train's original route Dazai manages to get there within ten minutes, opening the door slowly and casually, the picture of calm, even yawning and stretching as he walks in]

[winewinebloodwine]

[There's music playing, and several clattering noises, before Chuuya pokes his head out of the kitchen. He grins at Dazai widely, he's practically covered in the huge, fluffy jacket he's wearing. It's almost identical to the one from the picrew, except bigger; this one goes down to Chuuyas knees, and has a hood. The rest of his outfit looks like its just a plain black t-shirt and a pair of grey cargo pants with a black belt and a pair of sandal slippers.] 'M making the cookies. I'll be done in a sec. [Chuuya says quickly, darting back in.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai grins when he sees chuuya until he sucks in again at which point he just stands in the doorway for a bit, second guessing himself a moment, head tilting side to side repeatedly as he lets his horn pull it down before straightening it again repreatedly. He was being kind of pathetic wasn't he] that's fast. Real fast [he says so it doesn't fall to silence while he figures out how to go about this without being embarrassing or obvious, sniffing the air a bit. It actually does a lot to cover up the blood smell]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya darts out again, bouncing on his feet. He darts over, hugging Dazai] Sorry- had to put them in the oven so they'd start. [He says happily. He smells like sugar and peanut butter and frosting. He pulls back a little to look at Dazai, grinning happily and bouncing on his feet a little] The first batch of frosting cookies are in the oven right now with a timer, and so is the first peanut butter chocolate chip. How did you get here so fast? Rotomn, music down 10 please!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai is completely assaulted by feelings in all directions. At first he just lights up again as Chuuya fixes his problem, and he is immediately surrounded beneath the shoulders in the feeling of him, small and warm and smelling of peanut butter and sweets and he's oh so fucking soft right now that Dazai easily wraps him in his arms and squeezes. He could go completely limp where he's standing right now and while he's trying to puzzle out the amount the a real person would be allowed to melt into this he opens his mouth to comment on how rushed and excited chuuya was to greet him before the other keeps talking and bouncing and grinning and it really hits Dazai that he's only really seen chuuya act anything near this twice. And the first time was only through cameras after the fact and the last was while he was drunk- and also through cameras. And now he's here happy and bouncing and excited and so full of life and he's here in dazai's arms and he fucking ran there and- Sune help him he's never been more attracted to him. He almost forgets the coat wondering if there's a world where he and chuuya could be like this always. Dazai doesn't answer Chuuya's question(not that he would've answered honestly anyways), just pulls the other away a bit more so he can lean down and, figuring now is as good a time to make good on that promise as any, presses his lips to Chuuya's hard, fingers curling in the fabric of the coat, suddenly secondary]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuyas eyes widen a little, and then his whole being seems to soften a bit. He's still jittery with energy, finally doing something good and productive that even Dazai would like for the first time in probably around a year causing that, but the kiss also calms him a little. He kisses back softly, eyes closing and melting a bit more into Dazai. Right now he feels so fucking good- he's wearing a giant soft as hell coat, he's baking, and he's making something Dazai can enjoy too, and he's making something for himself with doesn't feel absolutely disgusting because the coat smells like his homemade peanut butter chocolate chip cookies so it's okay, ans he's doing something, and right now he's kissing Dazai and it's amazing and wonderful and he feels so fucking happy-. There's so much good stuffed in the moment, so much happy, genuinely good, and fuck his heart is so full it aches but he's kissing Dazai and has the other man in his grasp and with every second the ache dulls into just warm full sappy, sugary fucking love.]

[And for once, he can't even begrudge himself for it- wont begrudge or replrimad or hate himself for it. Not while Dazai is here and kissing him and there are cookies for them both on Chuuyas oven and he feels soft and safe and loved and loving, truly, for the first time in years]

[Dazais lips are dented, scarred and peeling against his own, bitten and chapped lips, slightly red with lipstick long since applied and lose throughout the day, and Fuck if Chuuya doesn't want to freeze this moment and live in it forever]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai hands pull back from the coat so one can cradle the back of chuuya's head, hair threaded between fingers and pushing them closer while the other cups his cheek, steadying him as he leans in deeper on contrast to Chuuya's softness. He can't have Chuuya this happy forever so he needs to have as much of him as possible before he or Mori or Arahabaki or Chuuya's Dazai or whoever else sink their claws back into him. He's not even breathing right now, tail curling tight around chuuya's waist beneath the coat as he can feel and hear himself starting to purr, which so much for not being pathetic but he doesnt fight it right now and honestly he doesn't really care. He wants to die here. His brain doesn't know how else to process his emotions besides to flood his brain with how nice it would be to die in chuuya's arms soft and warm and kissing him and he's happy and he's human and alive he did it all willingly he came to Dazai, ran to him all smiley like he loves him and by the gods he could burst into tears. He very well might've if his brain hadn't been more focused on the important things like chuuya, kissing chuuya, Chuuya's lips on his and his cheek in his palm and head in his hand and the smell of him and the taste. He could never get sick of any of it. Could never get enough of it.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly into the kiss in response to the growing purr, and also just because he feels so fucking happy. His cheeks pinken a bit at the hand, cupping his cheek, and the other in his hair. His own hands come up, wrapping around Dazais neck loosely and one hand toys gently with the hair at the nape of his neck. This moment is so good, so very good, amazing- the thing in his chest he often refuses to call a heart so full and soft and human in its feeling. He can feel Dazai all around him, the press of his lips, the gentle hold of his hands and claws, the tail around his waist-. Fuck, Chuuya feels almost like he could die here, stay here forever, damn everything else. He wants to be selfish, wants to stay here, loving and feeling loved and safe.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai can feel his lungs starting to nag at him a bit, the purring making him need air more than usual but he ignores it, not going to let this moment and early. He hums right back, rumbling with the vibrations of his chest, not even reacting at all as Chuuya's hands move over the bandages on his neck, just curling his fingers in chuuya's hair as his thumb traces the curve of his face before slipping his hand to cup the other's jaw. He's going to have to pull back soon but for now he's making the most of this moment as much as he can.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuyas lips twitch slightly at the hum, resisting the urge to smile like the smitten stupid dog he is right now, not wanting this moment to end. He knows soon they'll have to stop, breath, but hell if he doesn't want to. He can feel the way his lungs ache though, and one of his hands shifts to hold one side of Dazais face, rubbing a soft line under his unbandaged eye without even needing to look. He's engraving this moment in his mind as much as he can right now- every detail and bit he can manage to remember while simultaneously basking in the feeling and trying not to completely break apart at all of the feelings clogging his chest]

[long-death-dazai]

[Finally, reluctantly, Dazai parts from Chuuya's lips, quickly catching his breath, taking a few quick ones with his forehead pressed against Chuuya's and his fangs bared in a stupid genuine grin. After the third breath though he smirks, finally making his remark from earlier, but much less teasing now than it would have been. Instead it's breathless and though still entirely smug and prodding, the joybhe feels at the statement is clear] someone's happy to see me huh? [He says as if he didn't immediately start making out with chuuya the second they were close enough, not that he would ever change that decision, tongue darting out a bit to taste where he can still feel the lingering traces of Chuuya's faded lipstick, a small reminder]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya takes a few breaths himself, a far too fond and dopey smile growing on his face immediately as he looks at Dazai. He feels too good to even let the teasing sink in properly, keeping his arm around Dazais neck loosely and the other still gently rubbing Dazais cheek] Yeah [He admits softly, easily, disgustingly loving- the affection he feels for Dazai clear in his voice, his face, his stance, and his words] I'm really happy to see you.

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai can feel his face going pink and his breath that he'd thought he'd caught already is suddenly gone again, lips pressing into a flat line as they tend too when he let's himself be especially genuine. His tail snakes a bit tighter around chuuya as he presses his cheek slightly into Chuuya's hand, and closing his eyes so he doesn't have to look chuuya in his right now.] Mhm. [He agrees, still forehead to forehead with him and he kind of feels like he could start crying] happy to see you too fairy.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya smiles still, wide and fond and affectionate, foreheads still touching as he gently continues to run his thumb over the skin under Dazais unbanaged eye] Still not a fairy [He says, voice far too soft for the rebuttal] But I'm glad you are anyways. [He wonders a little absently if he could kiss Dazai again or not yet]

[long-death-dazai]

[And that stupid thumb under his eye, he can feel it stinging softly, nicely, his visible eye watering a bit, though luckily hidden by the fact that he hand it close right now as he shrugs and slides his hands to cup chuuya's face now as well now.] I dunno. Pretty good at charm effects I'd say [he mumbles casually, rambling to deflect from the emotional tone of the moment] that seems a lot like fairy behavior if you ask me

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums, smiling. His eyes are open, staring adoringly soft at Dazai] Wouldn't that make you a fairy too then? [He asks softly, continuing to gently rub under Dazais eye with one hand, the other still loose around his neck]

[long-death-dazai]

Nope [he says, vaguely shaking his head as he slips it down to Chuuya's right, rubbing his horn against the side of chuuya's hand and blinking now to clear his eye] fairies have to be able to float. [He lowers one of the hands in Chuuya's hair to rest instead on his neck so he can place a soft kiss behind chuuya's ear]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed softly, and then quietly activated For The Tainted Sorrow, encasing them both in a soft red glow as he lifted them both just a little of the ground] Now you're floating [He murmured quietly, tilting softly into Dazais kiss]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai tries for about and shakes his head as the corners of his mouth still stay stuck in that upwards tilt against his will] Nuh uh. Stupid sappy Fairy. I'm already fiendish. You can't be fey and fiend. [He knock his horn into Chuuya's head again before chuckling] and besides I don't have the height to be a fairy~

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums, softly. There's a sappy fond smile on his lips, and he shales his head back] Nope. You're a fairy now. If I'm a fairy, you're a fairy. Deal with it bastard. [He mumbles, affection practically dripping from his tone. He decides fuck it and presses another kiss to Dazais lips before the other can get a word in edge wise, and also just 'cause he can]

[long-death-dazai]

Then we can- [he starts cheekily before being cut off by Chuuya's lips. He gives another embarrassingly soft giggle before kissing back, moving his hand back down to around Chuuya's waist where he can squeeze him more tightly.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed happily, going back to rubbing under Dazais eye with one hand and gently playing with the hairs on his nape using his other hand.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai sighs a short distance from Chuuya's lips, his comeback forgotten as he just closes his eyes and mumbles into the barely there space between them] I love it when you're happy [it's quiet. A statement meant just for the two of them]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, and flushes brightly. He doesn't know how to respond to this, far too affectionate, statement that fills him with disgusting heaps of sappy feelings. He hums softly, only slightly unsteady, and decides on just kissing Dazai again instead of fuddling up his words.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai giggles, his own face flushing as that was a lot more genuine than he expected it to be, grinning against Chuuya's lips more than actually kissing back as he mumbles, just as quiet] what? Cat got your tongue? [He teases and adds] Or maybe only I do. [before finally shutting up for now and kissing back]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya huffs quietly through his nose, his own lips twitching with the urge to smile smittely against Dazais lips. Even that shitty joke doesn't do anything but make him feel so fucking in love it's actually stupid.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai hums right back against Chuuya's lips, the same note as Chuuya but it tilts up at the end like a question, not done teasing just yet especially after saying something as vulnerable as that.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly, an affectionate tone, refusing to listen to Dazais teasing right now because he is far to sappy and far too happy. He pulls back just slightly after a moment, looking up at the other softly] I love it when you're happy too [Chuuya mumbles softly, and slightly shyly]

[long-death-dazai]

Yay [he says giddily, not thinking too deeply on it as his brain is busy freaking out over Chuuya and his blush and his stupid shy mumble and he's never seen him like this and he needs it to never end. But it will so he's dedicating all the power in his brain to memorizing and documenting every single detail of this moment]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya smiles softly. He floats himself just slightly higher and presses a kiss to the tip of Dazais nose, smiling and shy and happy. Right now feels like a perfect moment and Chuuya loves it so so so much, he loves Dazai so fuvlcking much it's absolutely idiotic and stupid and dumb. Chuuya can't even bring it in himself to feel bad right now, gazing up at Dazai happily]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai smiles rather than grinning now, letting his tail slip down to coil around Chuuya'sankle now. And with just the slight incline required, and a slight clench of his jaw and slighter furrow of his brow to school his expression, presses the once bbse of his now missing horn against Chuuya's head, now concealed by bandages]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks up at Dazai softly. He doesn't exactly know what this means, but he does know that Dazai doesn't tend to headbutt him with that side. It feels- more special? Chuuya hums softly, quiet and affectionately and a little inquisitively. He doesn't move at all]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai just sighs and closes his eyes. It does hurt, like it always does, but he's a little too lost in the sauce of this moment to care right now. He wants Chuuya to know he trusts him, the opposit of his initial moving his horn away whenever someone reaches for him]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya looks up at Dazaj quietly, staying still and quiet. Finally he starts moving his thumb gently again under Dazais eye, his other hand going back to playing with the hairs on Dazais nape so very gently]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai just hums again, his face nudging briefly into Chuuya's hand before slipping to the side to just bury in his shoulder as he hugs Chuuya tightly, purring loudly right by his ear as his face and arms are envelopednin the stupidly fluffy fabric of his jacket and the warmth of just being around Chuuya]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya smiled softly and hums a little, in tune with Dazais purring. His fluffy jacket is softly warm like Chuuya put it in the dryer before wearing it and it smells like vanilla and brown sugar and baked goods from so many other times Chuuyas baked in it. He keeps his arm loosely and gently around Dazais neck, the other going up to gently run through Dazais hair]

[long-death-dazai]

Stab me? [He mumbles into Chuuya's shoulder with a level of softness that absolutely does not fit with the words he said, a tone that would be better suited to a half-joking marriage request a he stares wide eyed at the space behind Chuuya, fighting as his brains usual instinct to distract himself from moments like this starts acting up again]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly] Then you won't get to try the cookies though... also I don't wanna right now. [His voice is also soft, and gently affectionate.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai gives a little grumble that's swallowed by the fluff of the cost but by the flips in his voice it's probably either something stupidly sarcastic or uncomfortably genuine with no in between]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just hums softly and gently runs his hand through Dazais hair, avoiding the horns as per usual]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai just keeps nuzzling into the fabric. It's maybe the best feeling being here, if not a close second to his stupid birthday being crushed by warmth] 's fluffy like dog [he mumbles, a complement and insult all in one]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly and quietly] Mhmmm. S' why i first saw it actually. Have another one that matches m' hair. Like 'em. Also shush.

[long-death-dazai]

Mhm [Dazai hums, all to happy to oblige and just soak in the feeling, feeling like he's buzzing a little trying to keep himself present so he can feel this more.]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly, smiling a little. Then smell of baking cookies is slowly but surely becoming more prevalent in the apartment, and he's running his hands through Dazais hair and he's soft and warm and here and happy and everything feels almost on the edge of too much but Chuuya refuses to let go. He's going to enjoy this and enjoy himself amd be happy] Cookies should be ready soon [he mumbles softly]

[long-death-dazai]

Burn em [Dazai mumbles dismissively, latching onto the smell of cookies to try and ground himself as the warmth and closeness is too much. Dazai's eaten burnt shit plenty of times, it's how half his own cooking turns out but with Chuuya it'd probably still taste weirdly good even burnt]

[winewinebloodwine]

Then you won't get to taste em properly. We still have some time nyways [Chuuya mumbles softly]

[long-death-dazai]

Mkay. [Dazai lets it drop easily, being a lot less intentionally difficult at the moment]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums softly. In the quieter sound now, the song ends, and a new one begins. The smell of baking cookies is in the air, the house is warm, and everything feels so nice Chuuya wants to explode. Instead, he starts quietly mumble-humming the words with the song]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's head tilts a little as the vibe of the song feels more familiar than the more- he doesn't exactly know the word- music that Chuuya normally plays. It's more simplistic. It's nice. His purrs pick up a little in intensity]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya keeps gently running his hand through Dazais hair, closing his eyes a little as he mumble-sings] there will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword~, he will tear your city down~, oh lie-oh lai, oh lie-oh lord~. He will tear your city down~, oh lie-oh lia, oh lord~ [he murmured softly with the song]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai rolls his eyes a little because it's sappy and stupid and cheesy and he hates how much he loves it, his brain picking up easier on the pattern of the background music] hmm, is that an angel? [He mumbles, as Chuuya finishes the verse]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles softly, humming. He gently runs his hand through Dazais hair, avoiding knots for now, while the other is still resting around his neck and playing with the nape hairs.] Nope. That was fuckin' cheesy though. And adorable. I thought we were fairies? [He mumbled softly back]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai huffs stubbornly at Chuuya having called out his sappiness, tucking his face more firmly into Chuuya's shoulder squeezing him tighter] fine. Harpy then if you won't let me call you my fairy or angel [it's another good singer but its significantly less romantic.] my wrinkly chicken partner. [He kisses his shoulder by without moving his head at all and with the jacket between them there's absolutely no chance of Chuuya realizing]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums quietly. It is more accurate. Considering the occasional wings during corruption- he snorts at the second part, laughing quietly at the insult] Mmmhm. Alrighty.

[The song's words start again, and Chuuya goes back to mumble singing it]

There will come a poet, who's weapon is his word~. He will slay you with his tounge, oh lei oh lai, oh lord~. Oh lei oh lai, oh lord~. He will slay you, with his tounge~ oh lei oh lai, oh lord~.

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai hums along this time also, head nodding a little with it, missing a couple of the notes but managing to actually have memorized most of the tune by the second time around]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya smiles as he hears Dazai, and he starts to hum along as the lyrics stop in favour of the melody. He sways in his spot slightly, to the melody.]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai picks up on the swaying, his own humming falling out of toon as it gets higher at the idea of him and Chuuya both making the exact same sounds, which promptly ruins that, stupid as it was, but the purring picks up in volume once more]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hums quietly, smiling a bit. He just stays at the same pitch, figuring Dazai will come back to it eventually, and gently runs a hand through Dazais hair, twirling the hairs on his nape as he keeps swaying]

[long-death-dazai]

[he doesnt though, feeling his voice slipping a little at the joy and instead letting his hums fade as he removes his face from Chuuya's jacket to instead tuck directly against his neck, just peopering kissing wherever he can reach again]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuyas humming goes up in pitch now, making a happy and flustered little noise, before stopping humming. He smiles a bit, and keeps running his hands through Dazais hair as he sways]

[long-death-dazai]

youre gonna kill me for real slug, [he mumbles between kisses, his face still burning, feeling like his brain is melting, just barely tethered to the moment right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya makes a bit of a weak noise, humming softly] Says you. [He mumbles fondly, playing with Dazais hair a bit. He isn't really sure what to do with all this affection, feeling like his imploding on the inside and crumbling into a puddle]

[long-death-dazai]

I am an expert [he says absent mindedly, brain finally starting to slip from its grasp on the moment, the purring quieting softly as he just presses his face down so one side if his face is against Chuuya's neck while the other is against the inside of the jacket collar]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed softly, feeling too happy and good. It felt like his chest ached with how happy he was, how much he loved this stupid fucking man. He doesn't bother to respond, just enjoying the feeling of being with Dazaj, and gently combing his hands through Dazais hair more]

[long-death-dazai]

Warm [he mumbles, being the main thing he's processing. It's warm and soft and surrounded in good sensation and it smells good and feels good and soft and even if its fuzzy right now it's more than he ever thought he'd get to reach, purr continuing to rattle mutedly]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just smiles softly af the mumbled word, pretty sure Dazai is a bit out of it right now. He'll let Dazai calm down and come back before heaping on him- instead he just quietly tries to harmonize and match Dazajs purr)

[long-death-dazai]

[It was like there was a film over him, a small barrier between him and Chuuya. The rest of the world too but that didn't matter so much. He was so close and so warm, but aside from where his face was pushed into Chuuya's neck and the heightened unignorable feeling of chuuya's hands in his hair, it felt distant. He rubs his cheek idly into Chuuya's neck again, hands curling and uncurling in the jacket]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya let out a soft, simple hum. The song ended, and new one started up. Chuuya chuckles softly once, and starts to sway in tune with it again, singing the new lyrics softly] To be young and in love in new York city~, to not know who I am, but still know 'm good so long as you're here with me~

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai hears the singing coming from his Chuuya but it's a bit difficult to parse from the actual singer of the recording unless he focuses, and he doesn't want to split his attention away from the feeling Chuuya's throat faintly buzzing against his face with the singing. Doesn't want his grasp on that to slip. So he lets the curtain hang over the rest of the world, just humming a flat note to echo the buzzing on his cheek]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya can't help but smile a little as he hears the hum, continuing to sing softly and sway as he goes back to combing his head through Dazais hair a bit] To be drunk and inlove in Yew York city~, midnight into morning coffee~, burning through the hours talking~...

[long-death-dazai]

[The purring slowly gradually softens as Dazai focuses harder, the feeling in his hands slipping behind that film so he withdraws them, slipping them under the jacket to wrap around Chuuya where it's warmer. And the feeling isnt back in focus but it's more present now at the least]

[winewinebloodwine]

Licks your arms

[Shrieks and jumps away] WHAT THE FUCK-

[long-death-dazai]

Gods that should be me

[winewinebloodwine]

WH!?!?- WHY- WGAT IS WITB MY ARMS?!?!

[long-death-dazai]

What? R u okay? Freaking out on the internet isn't a good look

[winewinebloodwine]

I'm gonna jump off a roof again fuck it-

[long-death-dazai]

Falling 4 me alredy pookie?

[winewinebloodwine]

Already did that ye

[long-death-dazai]

Awww I fell for u too ❤️‍🩹

Off the mafia building

On porpoise 🐋

[winewinebloodwine]

Wh. Why!?!?!? When!?!??!

[long-death-dazai]

Stunts

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

Kobe!

[winewinebloodwine]

??

[long-death-dazai]

feet hurt :( I shouldn't have done three point landing.

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

What does this mean

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

itll be fine in an hour of doing nothing?

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

i dont know what that means chibidog

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

🦨

[winewinebloodwine]

(눈_눈)

Next time u jump off a building invite me too fcker

[long-death-dazai]

Ew no ull probably gravity to break my fall or something stupid

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

STAP IT

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ^ˇ•｡) ?

..neverr

[long-death-dazai]

What is that emotion????

[winewinebloodwine]

EmotionTM

: )

(At first it was concerned disapproval then it was pouty)

[long-death-dazai]

Well don't be 🥱 I'm just built different

[winewinebloodwine]

(｡•ˇ^ˇ•｡)

[long-death-dazai]

This is how your face gets stuck in weird positions ykno

[winewinebloodwine]

( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,)

[long-death-dazai]

thats the same face

[winewinebloodwine]

(≖_≖ )

[long-death-dazai]

Im literally innocent

[winewinebloodwine]

𓆏

[long-death-dazai]

Croak

[winewinebloodwine]

₍𝄐 ̫͡ 𝄐₎

[long-death-dazai]

Keel over

[winewinebloodwine]

𓀋𓀊𓀉 𓁹‿𓁹

[long-death-dazai]

Kys

[winewinebloodwine]

𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕

𓍯

🪑

[long-death-dazai]

Ur not being very skibidi chibi

schibidi

[winewinebloodwine]

𝕾𝖐𝖎𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖎 𝕿𝖔𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖙

ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ

Also fuckin ew. Did you find somw way to get slib- the fucking toilet shit or something???

[long-death-dazai]

Little butts

Nah learned from observing other mes

[winewinebloodwine]

Nope. Among us characters

^ that. It's a game character. Thing.

..... better. Ig. But also no. Pls?

[long-death-dazai]

That looks like shit

[winewinebloodwine]

Lmao- ye. Not the worst video game character ive seen tho

[long-death-dazai]

Really? He's so ugly tho

[long-death-dazai]

Smthings wrong. Lol m I finally dying

[winewinebloodwine]

?

[long-death-dazai]

Dw mfine

[long-death-dazai]

WAIT SHIT I FORGOT UR NEW TO THE INTERNET PLS TELL ME YOU HAVENT SEEN THE DUCK SONG (S) YET I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!@@@

[ @winewinebloodwine (wheezing I've been going through random songs and I just realized this would be funny as hell, he's drunk bcs I'm exhausted lmao-)]

the song from the soap comercial?

[winewinebloodwine]

Hhahahahhaa noope!!!!!!! Kkkkkkkk call call call pls pls I wanna see this and it'll be better than hearing the shitt my Spotify Is doing I feel like I'm tripping or smth tbdjskao- wait no I can call akalma9

[Chuuya is calling]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai doesn't get the chance to answer back before the call, picking up and his voice clearly pouty] damn I like the duck commercial. [He says, waiting for the sound of chuuya's voice to come through]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya laughs. He sounds obviously drunk, and the faint sound of wind blowing is also just barely audible] Nonononononoooo- you're gonna like this so much huh better- *hic*, just- gimmie a sec'nd, I'll send the linkkk. [He laughs again,]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai smiles fondly. As much as he discourages this chuuya from doing it, he can't help but think this chuuya sounds awfully pretty when he's drunk and happy, the slurring kind of like music to him] uhuh. You sound awfully certain but I dunno~

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles, interrupted by a couple hiccups] It isssss- here here here- *hic*- found ittt~, turn on your camera!!! I wanna- wanna see your face when you see it. [Chuuya giggles again as he sends it]

[long-death-dazai]

I'm turning it on one second. [He says, laughing softly] this better- [the call hangs up]

[A couple seconds pause]

[Dazai is calling]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya answers it, this time with his camera on for the call. His face is flushed and clearly drunk, hair slightly messed up and a bit of an exaggerated pout on his face. There's a breeze messing with his hair, and he definitely looks to be somewhere up high] why'd ya hang up?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai, still not with the camera on giggles fondly at seeing Chuuya's face, though assuming he's on the roof. He looks so pretty like this. All cheerful and flushed and happy even with Chuuya pouting right now] was clicking buttons to try and make the camera work

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles a little at that, swaying side to side, trying- and failing- to maintain his pout] Dumbass- *hic*- you click the one with the- the camera! It's the one be- is it right or left........ . Or up? [He giggles again] it's the one with the camera nd the line over ittttt. Click it click it click it I wanna see you see the duck song!

[long-death-dazai]

Mhm Mhm [Dazai smiles sickeningly softly at the camera] oh I lost the screen ah ah ah- [his voice comes across in a perfect immitation of confused and rushed as he just states at the image of chuuya, somehow more animated than he usually is] chibi, where'd it go?!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, his face flushed and a gleeful grin on his face as he sways side to side in a steady rhythm] D- *hic* Dazaiiiiiiiiii, the camera doesn't move silllllyy. [He blinks a little, smiling] Unless it does? [He cocks his head far enough that it looks like for someone else it'd be an uncomfortable angle. He lowers his voice to a stage whisper, giggling] Dazai- daxai what if the camera does move? Thatd- *hic*- that'd be so funny- [He giggles happily, head swaying side to side now] like a rolly polly~- rolly rolly rolly rolly rollyyyyy polly rolly. [He giggles, smiling at the camera]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai let's himself go quiet as he watches and listens to Chuuya, resting his red cheek against his knee. By the gods he loves this idiot so much.] I'm going to kiss you so hard later. [He promises to himself, finally clicking the button chuuya had mentioned and wiggling his fingers in a wave as his camera turns on]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks at the words, but as soon as Dazai turns on his camera his smile widens immensely, eyes sparkling] Dazaiii!!~ You're here! You found the rolly rolly - *giggle* rolly polly rolly camera! [His swaying of his body returns as he smiles staring at him] You're so handsome.... nd so pretty.... You're awesome...... *hic*- [Chuuya giggles, face red, shaking his head a little and then visibly getting dizzy as he giggles again] No- noo- don't distract me with your cute faceee- look at the duck song- duck duck duck goose duckies- [He giggles again, staring at Dazai happily]

[long-death-dazai]

No no you can keep going [he says, amorking smugly] what else does my lovely Faerie have to say? [Dazai prompts unsubtly, already navigating back to the message that had the video, silently noting that seeing chuuya like this cannot be good for his own health]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, smiling smittenly] Lovelyy~, y'called me lovely! [Chuuya hums, sounding surprised and delightedly soft] That sounds nice when y'say it..... I love y' by the way. *hic*. And- and no- if I keep going about how handsome and pretty and gorgeous and good y'look then I'm gonna forgettt- forget forget forget get- *giggle*- Put on the duck duck duck goose duckie video!!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai can feel his heart almost melting at the onslaught of adorableness through the camera] okay okay I'll do your weird duck video [he says like it's the biggest hastle in the world despite to with grin that slips across his face]

[He clicks play once he finds it and squints at the little kids voice that starts up, immediately obviously doubtful as the song barely starts]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya grins dopely] Yeesss. [He mumbles, watching Dazais face raptly as the song starts, smiling wide.]

[long-death-dazai]

[dazai tilts his head to the side and squints] he reminds me of the ducks from that one game [he mumbles, head bobbing a little as he smiles]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks a little, still grinning dopily and swaying a little. In what's supposed to be a whisper, but comes out in a stage whisper, he asks] Which game?- Is that good?

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai is very clearly mouthing "bum bum bum" not to the actual rhythm that the song does but just along with the beat as the first verse goes on before Chuuya asks] oh um- duck races? Duck life. Its on my phone

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, before nodding, smiling dopely] Kay. Sorry. [He mumbles, drunk and fond as he realizes he interrupted Dazai, pouting a little. He'll ask to see the game after.]

[long-death-dazai]

Sorry? [Dazai's eyes glance to the little square of chuuya's face in the corner, finger tapping over the pause button as his head tilts in curiosity] why? Its a good song

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks when the song turns off, pouting more] Distrac- *hic* distracted you. Sorry. Keep watching noww [He mumbles, slurring a little. He waves his hand clumsily, wanting Dazai to go back to enjoying the song]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai grins and wthe camera wave side to side a little as Dazai rocks a bit where he's laid down] so impatient [he chides] what if I want to talk to my chibi? [He does click play again though, face twisting in amused confusion as the duck just leaves]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled happily, watching Dazai and swaying as he sat, face flushed and a dopey smile on his face]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's tongue ends up vaguely sticking out, a fang slotted between the two split halves of it, as he bobs his head vaguely to the music before piping up as the duck returns and asks the same question] yknow the duck kind of reminds me of Chuuya [it doesn't]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled softly, shaking his head] Nnnnope! *hic* I'm not a duck. Or yellow. Grapes 're like wine though. I like wine. And you. [He giggles, swaying in his spot again]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's face goes a little pink at the bluntness of it but he doesn't let that shake him] I dunno. The more I think about it the more you could be a duck. Quack for me? [He tries, gauging just how unfiltered Chuuya is right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled happily, and shook his head] Quack [he stated between drunken giggles.] But 'm not a duck! The duck is on show video! Watchh it!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai gasps, a stupid grin spreading across his face] that's a duck sound! You're proving my point! [He argues, wiggling the phone in favor of waving his hand dismissively] and I'm watching I'm watching. On day three!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled and shook his head, but quieted down so Dazai could watch properly with a happy, dopey smile. He also started swaying to the beat of the song, mumbling "bum bum bah" quietly and absently with the song]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai smiles fondly, honestly watching the little square with Chuuya's face in the corner more than the actual video before the lemonade stand guy starts singing about oddly violent threats for the previous tone of the song. His grin slips into a confused and almost skeptical look as his eyes glance down to the actual video a moment, taking in the gorgeous diagram]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled quietly at the change in Dazais expression, smiling happily as the song continues]

[long-death-dazai]

Can't believe this guy is rivals with a duck [he glances up at Chuuya's face again, who looks entirely way to amused by the situation. And Dazai wouldn't have it any other way]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles happily, smiling and swaying with a drunken flush on his cheeks still. He shakes his head, whispering loudly] Shhshsh- watch!! [He takes a swig of a wine bottle absently, one he floated over judging by the red glow surrounding it]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai watches for a bit longer, head bobbing ankittle and vaguely mouthing along as the duck comes back again before smirking a little and nodding approvingly as the duck asks about glue] clever duck. I take it back, doesn't remind me of Chuuya at all [he smirks smugly, obviously fishing for reactions]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles happily] Silly smart duck. 'M not a duck.

[long-death-dazai]

No, just silly and smart [he says, a little too fondly for his liking but frankly Chuuya might not even remember this come tomorrow]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, blushing a little, but shakes his head with a hiccup] N-nope! Silly. Tha's more you! Silly nd smart smart. Nd pretty and handsome. [He giggles again, sounding absolutely smitten stupid] Watch the- watch!!

[long-death-dazai]

Why thank you! I know I am but I love to hear it from my dog most of all [Dazai accepts smugly, as if Chuuya had fallen into some kind of trap despite the fact that there was no such plan. It was easier to not overreact to affection for some reason and thinking about it he couldn't put a pin on whether it was Chuuya's inebriation or the screen between them] and I am! I can watch more than one thing!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles happily, tilting his head to the side] Good!! Wan' y' to know. Like tellin' you the- the pretty nd true words. [He hiccups, giggling a little as the duck gets into the stand with the guy]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's face does actually go a little pink now and he rolls his eyes, ignoring that in favor of the video, slipping into a little pout] aww I thought he was gonna just stab him or something.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles and hiccups, kicking his feet happily as he watches Dazai and the video]

[long-death-dazai]

They're friends?! [He exclaims in good natured disappointment as the man cooperates with the grape request]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya burst into happy little giggles, hiccuping, and shushed him, watching as they went to the store]

[long-death-dazai]

Fine fine [Dazai chuckles, watching the whole buying grapes process]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles again, quiet and excited as they exit the store and rhe guy hands the duck the grape]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai actually gets oddly invested, attention for the first time being majority on the video instead of Chuuya in anticipation of the duck's reaction]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya grins widely, watching Dazai and excited for the twist he knows is coming]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai justpouts though a bit as the duck rejects the grape, having lowkey been hoping for a happy ending despite having said he wanted the duck stabbed]

[winewinebloodwine]

Ahshshshsh listen [Chuuya says very quickly, kicking his legs happily for the end part]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai does, watching the video before scoffing as the duck just walks away after asking for lemonade] wait not even a reaction! No he should be mad!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya bursts into drunken giggles, kicking his feet] Theres more ones!!! Nd it just cuts off before he does!!!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai's face twists in baffled confusion] earth is so weird ykno-

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya just giggles more, hiccuping. And them he accidentally drops his phone, leaving it to fall down and revealing properly that Chuuya is litterally sitting on the very edge of his apartment roof, his knees literally swinging over the wall as the phone falls, before Chuuya uses Tainted to catch it about halfway down and bring it back up, still giggling] Oops! Nyyways, more ducks now??

[long-death-dazai]

chuuuuyyaa [sazao says as he sees the phone fall] but i have all the ducks i need right in front of me. you even quacked!

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hiccuped, giggling a little] Nnnope! Not a duckieee. Silly!! There's more obesity thoughhh- lemme- send it!

[He holds the phone, ans after a second or two he's sent the second duck song]

[long-death-dazai]

I need this duck either dead or running a criminal empire by the end of this [dazai informs before considering it more deeply] or he starts running the duck life races but that won't happen

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles and shakes his head, hiccuping] Dunno what that is, but i don't think he does- just watch itttt~!!

[long-death-dazai]

Impatient much? [He chides lightheartedly but clicks the play button, letting thenintro start itself]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles] Mmmmhmmm. [He says, unashamed]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai does look a little disappointed though as the duck asks for grapes again, glancing up at the little square with Chuuya's face] wait is it the same thing again?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggled, hiccuping. He took a swig from his wine bottle, and then nodded] Mmmhm!! Mostly. S' kindaaa different though!!

[long-death-dazai]

You see the thing with sequel is they have to find something new. thats very difficult yknow [Dazai chides in a tone like hes parroting someone else]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya cocked his head a little, swaying and kicking his feet] Mmmmm~, the ending is different! [He grins happy]

[long-death-dazai]

Does he realize he actually doesn't hate grapes the second time around [Dazai says doubtfully, ignorant of his tail wagging in the background]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles happily, and shakes his head. He's grinning widely at the sight of Dazais tail, and at the song] n-nope!

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai shrugs] then maybe I can give it a chance I suppose [he says, watching the duck come back in and the woman get angry like in the first version]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles, and tries to whisper, though it comes put pretty loudly] This one ends sillyyyy.

[long-death-dazai]

[The duck waddles away and Dazai unprops himself from his elbows so his chin is fully on the mattress, making the angle weird and his voice come out pinched] if you say so doggy

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya giggles happily a little, swaying side to side again as he watches and nods] i do say so.

[long-death-dazai]

well i say itd be more fun to just watch you right now, [he yawns, exaggerating his boredom more than he usually does so even drunk chuuya can tell he's faking, though he isnt lying; Chuuya is very entertaining right now]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks slowly, and then giggled a bit] Nuhhhh uhhh, the duckies- *hic*, are way more fun. Its made to be sillyyyy. 'M not a duckie. [He said happily, smiling a bit] you're being silly

[long-death-dazai]

you could be [dazai says, giving up pretense of paying attention to the video, poking at his camera instead] what do you have against ducks?

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hummed a bit, and giggled] Nothin! And they taste v' good. But 'm not a duck, I'm a dog. Right? I think so.. [He shrugged, and took another swig of the wine before giggling more]

[long-death-dazai]

mhm, my dog [dazai confirms proudly before letting his horn drag his head to the side again and adding] but youre also my slug, and my fairy, and now my duck. its multifaceted

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks. He grins a bit at it, cocking his head] But 'm the dog first. Why would u' want me to be a duck? *hic*

[long-death-dazai]

Because then you get to be mine in a bunch of different ways huh? [He coos into the phone, mouth curved in that stupid cat-esk smug smile of his, eyes just a little fond though]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks, and then his eyes seem to sparkle- lighting up as rhat concept clicks. He giggles happily, kicking his feet and swaying a litfle] mmmmkay~. I can be the duck and the dog and 'z cause it's all yoursss~

[long-death-dazai]

Aaaaallll mine~ [he echoes back face flushing a little pink despite himself] it's official now then. My dog, and my duck, and my slug, and my hatrack, and my fairy, and my otherworldly partner [his voice is stupidly soft but it's fine because Chuuya won't remember. He pauses for emphasis between each one]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya blinks softly, and then he's blushing very heavily. He giggles happily, looking away and swaying] Mmmmmhm. 'S nice. Y' nice. Like bein' yours [He mumbles, seemingly embarrassed and flustered now. He takes another big swig of the wine bottle]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai almost laughs as he sees Chuuya drinking from the wine bottle again, video genuinely forgotten] you're going to pass out at this rate if you're anything like- stop it [he does actually chuckle on the last bit]

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya hiccups and grins a little] Mmm. Not gonna pass out. 'Baki's bein' nice ta me, 's healin' it before it gets too much. Normally it's mean but i's nice this time 'cause I get ta talk t'you more! [He takes another swig, just to prove he can]

[long-death-dazai]

[Dazai glares a little, not at Chuuya but at arahabaki whol he know is watching before closing his eyes and sighing] ah my duckie takes such bad care of himself. What would he ever do without me

[long-death-dazai]

Smthings wrong. Lol m I finally dying

[long-death-dazai]

maybe Mori's stuff will have more gossip about my weaknesses

[long-death-dazai]

Day three in the chamber :)

maybe lets just sleep for awhile