oh heck neat weapons

Hi! I'm PoL, and I alchemize your strife specibus to create the weirdest weapons of your dreams! REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

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REMEMBER: always include interests, hobbies, or specific objects in your requests!

I cannot alchemize a strife specibus if I do not have details on what you would like it to be alchemized with!

Helpful request example: I would like some alchemizations for the scythekind of a Rogue of Rage who enjoys painting and soccer cards -> clear indication of what is likely to be in the person’s proximity and what they’d like to alchemize

Unhelpful request example: I would like some alchemizations for the needlekind of a Knight of Mind -> no actual information of what the person is likely to have at hand or would like to see alchemized

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could u do some combinations of nepetas claws and the hammer of zillyhoo?

Clawkind && Hammer of Zillyhoo: Knuckle Duster of Zillyhoo

Trading piercing and slashing damage for bluntness, this extravagant knuckle duster is sure to leave a dent wherever its hits land.

Hammer of Zillyhoo && Clawkind: Zillyhoo's Clawed Pickaxe

Don't be decieved by its silly appearance: this heavy tool has nothing but sharp ends, and can tear through even the toughest materials.

Clawkind || Hammer of Zillyhoo: Zillyhoo's Portable Mini-Mallet

This was a horrible idea. How are you even supposed to use a hammer that's glued to your knuckles? And sectioned into three smaller hammers at that?? This is less than the sum of its parts.

Hammer of Zillyhoo || Clawkind: Rake of Zillyhoo

This is just as bad!!

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hi!

i was wondering if you might have ideas for a sylph of time boomerangkind && or || with a bottle of hot sauce or a pair of headphones?

Boomerangkind && Hot Sauce: Spice-&-Back

The sturdy glass of this boomerang houses a terribly spicy sauce within. Outside of being a good condiment, it can also add burn damage upon landing a hit!

... && Headphones: Return Tunes

This aerodynamic weapon can also be worn to enjoy some sick tunes wherever you wish to go - just remember to alchemize a bluetooth version or carefully remove the jack before throwing it, or your music player of choice will get launched with it!

... || Hot Sauce: Limited Edition Secret Crescent Spice Mix

A boomerang-shaped bottle might not be the easiest to store, but the sauce in it is really delicious! And hot! Shatters on impact. Keep the liquid product away from eyes and nose, and wash vigorously in case of accidental contact.

... || Headphones: Stereo System, Concussion Ed.

A technological boomerang capable of broadcasting audio like a headphone, though it isn't very comfortable to wear. The charge inside can zap enemies on contact.

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Hello!

May I please request a for a Mage of Time's pizzactrkind alchemized && with a copy of Pokémon Violet + a power strip?

thank you!

Pizzactrkind && Pokémon Violet && Power strip: Extension Cutter (ver. ROBOSAUR)

An electrical pizzacutter with sockets along its handle and blade, which automatically starts whirring like a chainsaw when turned on. The violet-blue-yellow color palette is quite pretty, but it often bugs out or slows down during use: careful with your fingers!

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Hiii, since the whole pilot came out I've rediscovered I'm a mage of void (previously thought lord of heart, I have good reasons, even now, to think I was a master class), I've always been pretty indecisive about my specibus, but because of a post of yours I realized crochet hooks might be it, so hook-kind I guess

Question is: any hook kind ideas? Also, any good ideas for a mage of void strife specibus? (I like insects, bones and art if it helps)

Thank you in any case, have a good day!

Hookkind seems fine to me. So long as it's something you feel profficient in, or that you can imagine yourself using as a weapon in a pinch, anything can be a strife specibus!

Hookkind && Any Bone: Crochetassius Hooks

A crochet hook carved out of ivory - rather delicate, but with a certain prehistoric charm. It's unclear what animal's bones were used for this, and most people wouldn't want to know.

... || Bug collection: Hooked To The Glass

An entourage of essicated bugs rests in this glass case curiously shaped like a crochet hook. Don't get too harsh with it, or the pinned crawlies will break free!

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Give Her A Damn Break

Been quite awhile since I've had to make one of these. While I meself am doing well, I cannot say the same for a good friend of mine

My friend Chantelle is in dire straits like i was last year, but worse. She's a single mom that hasn't gotten a job in 10 months, has no child support, got denied income support and STILL has bills to pay

(The fact she hasn't snapped like i did is proof of her spirit's strength)

Her power got cut multiple times this year and she could really use a break. Even if you dont donate, at least raising awareness helps. The following goal is how much she needs just to get out of debt ($2000 alone is her rent)

$0/$5200 CAD

P@ypal: [email protected]

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May I have a wandkind alchemized with a tentacle kitty plush and the book of the cats of ulthar, picture of the tentacle kitty for context

Wandkind && Tentaclekitty plush: Purr-anched Wand

A fluffy, cat-themed wand the tip of which branches into multiple tentacles. Considering its many ends and floppy nature, be sure to aim very carefully if you do not want any spells backfiring.

... || The Cats of Ulthar by H. P. Lovecraft: Prayer of Menes

A book-shaped wand. No matter what kind of incantation you try to use with this, it will still only ever summon angry cats. Luckily, they are easily weaponizeable.

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Hello, may I have an alchemized strifespecibi? A glovekind, a black and lavender fingerless gloves + Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious + a Fluttermane plush

Glovekind && Flutter Mane plush: Paradox Punch

How can this fuzzy, soft glove pack such destructive power into it? Perhaps its quizzical ambivalence is borrowed by the strange nature of the ghostly fae it takes its pattern from...

... || Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious: The Boxer's Handguide to All Beasts Confusing and Beckonable

This curious tome, sometimes divided in two volumes, can be worn around one's hand, making it easy to access at any time. Its weight packs quite a wallop as a bonus, too!

The Boxer's Handguide to All Beasts Confusing and Beckonable && Flutter Mane plush: Baby's First Scarlet Book

A plushy, wearable book, perfect for toddlers to start their reading on. Contains images of strange, pseudo-prehistoric beasts.

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Sewing threads alchemized with cotton candy for a Sylph of Heart

A plush white and pink rabbit *think Monomi from Danganronpa* alchemized with the Sylph of Heart's own sprite

Sewing thread && Cotton Candy: Candy Floss

This fluffy, colorful spool of thread is made out of sugar fibers. It has an interesting smell and a saccharine taste, but it's highly soluble in water; better for a snack than a tailoring job.

Rabbit plush && Sprite: Bnuuysprite

A soft white and pink sprite in a vague bunny-like shape. It's kind of squeaky.

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I wanna request, if you still do these, a Bladekind infused with either: - a To do list - a laptop - a chair

Bladekind && To-do List: Stabby List

A sharp papery blade with a small catalogue of items scribbled on it. It can only cut what is written on it, so update it accordingly.

... || Laptop: NetCutter X300

A particularly hard to use laptop in the vague shape of a blade. Watch out when closing it - the monitor is very sharp.

... && Chair: Immobility Aid

A voluminous blade. If you think of sitting on it: don't.

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Art Commissions: Open

Im skint broke and am pretty much unemployed and got denied income support. So screw it, I'm opening art comms (examples below)

I'm pretty open to nearly anything, DM me about what you're hoping for and we'll see if it's within my abilities. Bear in mind that for actual style, it'll be in this painting style I go with

Average pricing will range from $30-$60 CAD, depends on what I'm painting

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Bringing this up again for 2025 because im broke, have steep bills coming up and no one's approached me for art comms at all since i originally posted this

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Hello how's about a wandkind alchemized with a my melody plush, and a pink fairy book *from the Andrew Lang book collection* for a rogue of hope

Wandkind && My Melody plush: My Baton

A fuzzy toy wand with bunny ears and a big bow. Due to the stuffing inside, it makes for a poor weapon - but a nice pillow.

... && The Pink Fairy Book by Andrew Lang: The Pink Fairy Wand

A sturdy wand of pink written paper. Who knows if, with enough imagination, the characters might come to life for real...

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Wow! Thanks for the prior weapons- they were amazing!!!! Your ideas are so amazing- forgive me for asking again so soon! <3

What do you think an endgame weapon for the Knifekind Thief of Heart would be? I would love it if it included themes of color, crystal, and soul stealing- although you're free to include themes from the last ask. Their denizen is Libitina, the roman goddess of funerals and renewal, if that helps anything.

Hm... I can envision it somewhat, but not quite know what it would take to alchemize it, aside from Hunting Cutlery - it would have a bone handle and a shimmering blade, hue changing in the light or depending on what the Thief has stolen through it. Perhaps some kind of crystal orb could be used? Maybe crossed with a lava lamp and a snowglobe too...

It would be more of a ritualistic object than a proper weapon, likely to play an important part in a sacrificial rite regarding the denizen, perhaps to husher in a new god.

I'm sorry for the vague answer, but I hope it's still good!

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I'm looking for some ideas for a Thief of Heart with Knifekind! Some options for alchemization are a Deltarune Poster, a real deer skull, the DSM-6* (*a homemade scrapbook catalouging all the interesting personalities and quirks of people they've met,) and a hand-painted teapot.

Knifekind && DSM-6: Ego-Stealer

A scrappy, patchwork knife held together with glue and ink. A skilled Thief of Heart can embed new info on it with the tiniest stab.

... || Deltarune poster: Papercut

A fairly wide knife, sporting some banging art of hit indie game Deltarune. Handle carefully - all four sides are blades!

... && Deer skull: Hunting Cutlery

A bone knife with an elaborate branched blade and a skull-shaped handle. Not the easiest to use, but certainly stunning.

... || Teapot: Kn-afternoon Tea

A beautiful handpainted teapot... That happens to be shaped like a knife. Brand new ways to play bad cop-good cop just opened up.

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Thinking about the idea of alchemizing stuff with a powerful GPU... Could i get some alchemization ideas for a GeForce RTX 4090 && and || with Glovekind and Staffkind for a Mage of Hope? (Something something the powers of GPU graphics rendering and Hope imagination manifestation combined.) Oh, and some other interests/hobbies include: Mythical creatures (mostly Asian ones), role playing games, synthwave aesthetics, coding/programming, and anime.

GeForce RTX 4090 && Glovekind: Gra-fist Card

A powerful technological glove. A bit frail for punching, but in the hands of a Hope player it could be used to apply powerful buffs or additional abilities to other objects.

... && Staffkind: Rod of Rendering

This noisy staff is capable of producing short jets of hot air, but its real defining figure is bringing small objects into existence by combining code and light - of course, with some Hope-y help.

... || Glovekind: Visionary's Hand

A portable GPU in the shape of a glove. If used in pairs, it seems to enhance the wearer's sight when peering through their fingers, allowing them to perceive details better.

... || Staffkind: TexTool

A portable GPU in the shape of a staff. It appears to enhance the textures of the surfaces it touches, making them clearer; the effect lasts longer the more the GPU maintains contact.

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