Alchera Crossing

[alcheracrossing]

Finally

Well now that my new games are all beaten and taken care of, it's Animal Crossing time! How to start? Get rid of these ducks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right after i kill some witches.....

[alcheracrossing]

Made me LOL!

[alcheracrossing]

The Reason I love Animal Crossing so Damn Much

So, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. When I was younger I use to fucking lover playing with things like Little People Houses and Calico Critters (and if im being totally honest...if I still owned these things I would still be all over that.). I loved it so much because I decided how the town looked and stuff like that. Character Customization is mah thing yall!  If the game has it, I've mostly at least played a demon for that reason alone. Granted, there are other reasons but I just saw a little people commercial and remembered how cool they once were...and....WHATEVER.

[alcheracrossing]

Museum upgrade, FOR THE WIN!!!!!

[alcheracrossing]

Reflecting

I was sitting on my tree of life thing this afternoon, and started thinking to myself....why did Rover trick me into being mayor? Why did that turtle dude retire? Red is actually allowed in the cities and while he still sells fake things, no one is ever like "you need a password because he's illegal" anymore. And he won! Tom Nook gave up the retail store business and went into real estate. Everything is a mess in Alchera! And so, my conclusion. The reason I'm mayor...NO....KING?!

[alcheracrossing]

Holes

WHO THE HELL KEEPS PUTTING THESE PIT FALL TRAP SHITS EVERYWHERE!? AND WHY WILL NO ONE HELP ME?!

[alcheracrossing]

[alcheracrossing]

This is uh....Pretty much me every time I place Animal Crossing now. I love Bruce, and have no idea why! Kicks, Lobo, and Alex are all still very special to me but *sniff* something wonderful has happened. ; w ;

[alcheracrossing]

Finally cleared out old person and got my new replacement. About time too. Now, whos ready for fishing?! What, What?!

[alcheracrossing]

Shrunk has Full-of-shit-itis

I really, really want all the emotions from Dr. Shrunk! And in City Folk, I felt so fucking bad for him, cause it really seemed he was telling life stories and being made fun of for them. Like, he would be all "This one time I almost got mugged" and the crowd would go wild. Then he would tell an actual joke and they just...threw shit at him >__>' 

Now here we are in New Leaf, and his stories....are off somehow. Which made me realize something. All of his stories are FAKE! None of this happened! He knew how funny it was that bad stuff happened to him, so he started making it up. O _ O

[alcheracrossing]

Oh no. Oh no! What? What's going to happen to me? I loved you grizzly! How did I not know what you were? You're no grizzly! You're...you're...

[alcheracrossing]

This is really sad. I'm too lazy to even read or open the letter people send me and delete them. I just save them. Unless its from Bruce, CalaliniCrossing, or my future self I ain't got time for all that. But I still feel bad

[alcheracrossing]

Happy Birthday CalaliniCrossing!!! Yeah, technically I'm a day late but...it still counts :3

[alcheracrossing]

I have no idea what this is from, but some random person sent it to me on another website (Gaia). I cant stop laughing, and I think because it is the exact image of what I pictured when this one charecter in my sisters town was getting out of the ocean and lecturing me about spending money on things that dont matter. 

[alcheracrossing]

I REGRET NOTHING

I was just walking around town, minding my own business, writing rude letters to people to try and make them move. I felt bad though, because, once they were gone I missed them. But then, THEN, LOBO SHOWED UP IN MY TOWN. In a tent, and he said no to me, but I got see him just once. And so, in the words of my favorite and most missed person...(sort of XD)

[alcheracrossing]

Guess what i'm doing, RIGHT NOW!!!!

[alcheracrossing]

Visiting Another Town...a HORROR TOWN!!!!

So...I went to visit my sisters town, Calalini. Which is a beautiful town, with nature trails, a flirty dog who calls himself "Shep" and CRIME SCENES. Thats right, I said it. Crime Scenes. I went over to her town as my other playable character, and found disturbing things. Not only was her house cute, as well as her. it was filled with CANDY! Candy hiding disturbing things actually. Look! Look at the evidence! My only question, what happened to EGBERT? He was there the last time I visited!! In one of the houses of her other villagers she...she...well...she made her wish and demands quite clear to me.

  DONT LET THE CUTE FOOL YOU!