[broad-city]

[slayerbuffy]

[theproblematicblogger]

[sarahconnorjr]

[feldip-hills-deactivated2019022]

the force is like anxiety

[notastupidbird]

explain

[feldip-hills-deactivated2019022]

with me, always

[coffeemixedwithcream]

Me staring at the sleep paralysis demon on my ceiling @ 3:03am

[1dietcokeinacan]

Womanhood b like: *performs femininity n suddenly everyone’s nicer to u*

[beeth0ven]

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

[pope-goodvibes]

middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender

[humorblr]

[concrete-donuts]

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

[thewowsignal2026]

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

[brklyn-9-9]

generally one of televisions best openings

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

[ruinedchildhood]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[prasejeebus]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

who the fuck is this

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[surprisebitch]

also most considerate

[roundo]

me watching any movie where a woman violently slaughters a man