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I'm Bailey. I'm 21. I live in Georgia and work at Build-A-Bear. I love Jesus with all my heart! My blog is mostly made up of posts about my faith and my favorite bands. If there's anything you want to know about me just ask! :) EST. Septemper 13, 2010

[jesse-spencer]

[thedailyshow]

Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

[goldengrahamm-deactivated201907]

FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY ARE NOT VOTING. 

[stephoscope]

pay attention in history class people!!!!!

[alcohol-and-coffeebeans]

This is also why, even if you hate Hillary with every fiber of your being, you need to vote for Hillary. This is not the year to press your luck with a third party candidate.

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[pabst-blueribbononice]

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[tomjacksonservo]

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

[gifsboom]

[alcohol-and-coffeebeans]

Kangaroos are literally nothing like I expected them to be.

[exac]

reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again reading headlines in 2016: please be the onion

[horsegirlkj]

View this post on Instagram

This is unreal

[fkaho-deactivated20170121]

THE MUSIC

[alcohol-and-coffeebeans]

lol at all the terrified girls in their Lilly dresses.

[thebootydiaries]

It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

[thebootydiaries]

My fingers are almost shaking as I carefully type in the ten digit phone number I have had memorized my entire life. The buttons on my home phone seem to glow a bit more dull, and even the ringing of the phone from the other end seems to be agonized, almost as if the world is telling me to hang up. But I refuse to give up; I can’t let my lily-white friends down. Not again.

The phone rings once. Twice. Three times. Still no answer. Just as I am about to hang up, there is a click.

All I can hear is heavy breathing.

“Hello….” I say quietly, my voice shaking. “Is….. Is this Muslim?”

There was a long silence before I heard a voice answer “ya lol.”

“I was thinking………..” I begin cautiously. “Maybe murder is…………bad.”

“Habibi, I…..I don’t understand. What are you trying to say….?” The voice seems shaken.

“What if…….world peace is good and killing people is…………not good”

He lets out an audible gasp. “Are you saying ISIS is…….bad?”

“Maybe death is…….not good.” I continue. My heart is racing. I remind myself that I am saving thousands of lives, and inhale.

The silence from the other end of the line is almost deafening. He seemed to be thinking, as if he had never considered this idea before in his life. Truly I had opened his heart and his mind. This…. This could end terrorism.

“Muslim….Please.” I whisper.

I hear a tear roll down his cheek, with my Muslim Communication Hearing™, and hold my breath as he finally breathes out his next words.

“Kk.”

[setheverman]

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

[songllama]

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

[setheverman]

your brother

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

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[memewhore]

[haffurupafu-deactivated20131024]

[aculturedpearl]

Finally got called out on a lifelong habit today…

[sayanythingclub]

Awkward Interview from the earlier days of Say Anything These 2 were dating the time of this filming it’s been said many of the songs on In Defense of The Genre were written about her.

[alcohol-and-coffeebeans]

I cringe just thinking about this interview