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cheaphalloweencostume

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

cheaphalloweencostume

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

cheaphalloweencostume

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

cheaphalloweencostume

i think i am going insane

mrblackhaironthestreet

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

cheaphalloweencostume

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

cheaphalloweencostume

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

lady-of-math-and-rope

"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."

"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."

darinaethelaianprophet

@cheaphalloweencostume if you want some good movies for adults i would recommend stuff like groundhog day, truman show, princess bride, lord of the rings, osmosis jones. If you want something more rough and animated you got the entire love, death and robots franchise, interstellar, planet of the apes (original series) star trek TOS, Star trek New generation, Star trek DS9 and so on. Sorry if its not the most helpfull, its just stuff i know

tomjacksonservo

OP check out tokyo drifter if you haven't muted this at this point

paperanddice

Shellycoat

Short and squat, with long arms and thick, pebbly hide, shellycoats are distantly related to trolls. They are also known as Iamh fada or "long hands," or bridge trolls. Much more toad-like compared to full trolls, their extremely long arms can be dislocated and stretched to reach even further lengths and are able to wrap around enemies easily. They stick to small water bodies such as abandoned wells, behind waterfalls, or deep tide pools hunting at night and on overcast days. They strike at prey that approach close to hiding places, showing a preference for livestock or people. All shellycoats fashion themselves a coat, cloak, or shirt of water polished pebbles, glass, and river shells, which is where their most common name comes from. These garments are crude, but beautiful and allow the shellycoat access to some of its innate magic, and can become more magical over many years.

Inspired by the Tome of Beasts 1. This post came out a week ago on my Patreon. If you want to get access to all my monster conversions early, as well as access to my premade adventures and other material I’m working on, consider backing me there!

Pathfinder 2e

Shellycoat Creature 2 Medium Fey Perception +7; low-light vision Languages Fey, Jotun Skills Athletics +7, Stealth +6 Str +3, Dex +2, Con +3, Int +1, Wis -1, Cha -2 Items coat of pebbles, glass, and shells AC 17; Fort +9, Ref +8, Will +5 HP 22 (regeneration 3, deactivated by acid or fire) Sunlight Petrification The shellycoat is petrified after 5 uninterrupted rounds of exposure to sunlight. Speed 25 feet, swim 20 feet Melee jaws +9, Damage 1d8+3 piercing Melee fist +9 (agile, reach 15 feet), Damage 1d6+3 bludgeoning plus Grab and Contact Venom Primal Innate Spells DC 15 ; 3rd water breathing (while in possession of its coat only); 2nd darkness, mist; Contact Venom When the shellycoat successfully Grabs a creature or sustains a Grab, the target is exposed to Shellycoat Slick. Shellycoat Slick (poison); Saving Throw DC 17 Fortitude; Maximum Duration 2 rounds; Stage 1 enfeebled 1; Stage 2 enfeebled 2.

13th Age

Shellycoat 2nd level elite troop [humanoid] Initiative: +4 Vulnerability: acid, fire Grasping Swipes +7 vs. AC (2 attacks) – 6 damage. Natural 14+: Unless the target succeeds on an immediate normal save (11+), the shellycoat can grab them – 3 automatic poison grab damage. Natural 18+: The target is also weakened as long as it’s grabbed by the shellycoat. Regeneration: If the shellycoat is damaged at the start of its turn, it rolls an easy save (6+): on a success it heals 10 hit points. If it was hit once by an attack that dealt acid or fire damage since the last time it took its turn, the save is instead a normal save (11+) to heal 5 hit points. If the shellycoat has taken two or more hits that dealt acid or fire damage since its last turn, the save is a hard save (16+) to heal 2 hit points. If the save results in the shellycoat moving from 0 or negative hit points to positive hit points, it can take a standard action. At 0 hit points or fewer, the shellycoat cannot take any actions but does not die, is not helpless, and still uses its standard defenses against attacks. The shellycoat dies only if it has negative 15 or fewer hit points after attempting its regeneration save at the start of its turn. Water-Breathing: So long as the shellycoat has possession of its coat of pebbles, glass, and river shells it can swim and breathe underwater comfortably. Nastier Special Fog Cloud: 1/battle, as a quick action, the shellycoat can create a cloud of mist cloaking the battlefield. Until the start of the shellycoat’s next turn, all enemies are dazed. AC 17 PD 16 MD 12 HP 45

theabigailthorn

insurance guy: does your home reflect your occupation?

me: what does that mean?

insurance guy: these are just standard questions we have to ask

me: i'm sure they are but i asked what it means

theabigailthorn

insurance guy: i'm sorry we're not able to insure actors

me: oh. why not?

insurance guy: it's not something we're able to do

me: yes i understand but i asked why

theabigailthorn

insurance guy: [breathes]

me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaotiOp45dg

tomjacksonservo

This is why you shouldnt give surveys to philosophers

tpwrtrmnky

Putting "Ghibli-inspired" on a high shelf until the people talking about it as if it means "generic coziness and nothing else" have watched more Ghibli movies

punkitt-is-here

#im ghibli inspired #and the ghibli is porco rosso

dailymanners

If you smoke, don't leave your butts on the ground. Dispose of them properly. The same applies if you use nicotine pouches, don't spit them out on the ground and leave them there, dispose of them properly.

While littering in general is usually a bad idea because the littered trash can be hazardous to wildlife or even people (and let's face it, just makes a place look uglier) littering nicotine products is especially harmful to wildlife and humans alike. In urban areas tap water often has nicotine in it due to all the littered nicotine products such as cigarette butts and nictotine pouches, due to rain runoff carrying nicotine into water sources used by both humans and wildlife. You're free to take up whatever habits you like so long as they do not infringe on others, but littering your nicotine products taints water supplies which unfairly forces nicotine on others who don't get a say in the matter.

dailymanners

Now, I have heard some people try to reason this away with "but tossing a still warm cigarette butt into the trash can cause a trash fire so if there isn't a cigarette disposal box around smokers have no choice but to stomp it out on the ground and leave it there!" However, there is something that exists called a pocket ash tray which does allow smokers to safely store away their cigarette butts until they're cool enough to properly dispose of.

someplanetelse

If you stomped it out on the ground it is definitely cold enough to be put in the trash can. You can pick it up. You just don't want to.

archaeo-geek

Pocket ash trays can also be super cheap and easy to find and carry. We sometimes keep them in our field kits in case we are working with someone who smokes and doesn't have one, to help prevent forest fires as well as reduce litter. It's such a tiny amount of effort; please use them!!

no-passaran

A single cigarette butt takes up to 10 or 12 years to completely decompose.

A single cigarette butt can pollute 50 litres of potable water. This is because the cigarette butt is the most polluting part of the cigarette, because most of the nicotine and pitch are located in the cigarette filter.

Lit cigarette butts are one of the main causes of forest fires in many countries.

Besides nicotine and pitch, the cigarette butt also has lead, mercury, ammonia, and others. Since the cigarette butt is small, it often can't be caught by the water treatment plants and ends up in rivers and seas, where it pollutes fish and birds.

And studies say 2 out of every 3 cigarettes end up on the floor, not properly disposed!

Sources: Dr. Darío Fernández in El Cierre Digital, Sociedad Española de Neumología y Cirugía Torácica.

time-travel-toke-up

Former smoker who had an EXTREMELY unreasonable habit-

I was considered weird and shaded for making sure I picked up my butts and threw them away/took them with me til I had a trash can.

You CAN pick it up. You just don't want to.

And if someone who was a chain smoking chimney with 5 butts to worry about after stepping out for 15 mins could be accountable for not leaving toxic litter in the park or all over the sidewalk,

I HEAVILY side eye people who smoke less than I did acting like it's an arduous task to properly dispose of the waste their addictive habit produces.

stevishabitat

I live in an area where there are no storm drains and we get the runoff from a busy downtown area with several restaurants and bars, and the amount of butts that end up on our street and in our yards after a rain is outrageous. And if I don't scoop them up, their next stop is the creek at the end of the block.

dailymanners

#hippie stuff#smoking#as much as smoking is something that i will never do#it's a habit that comes with so many cool accoutrements#why would you not want to have a specific accessory for this#this is an opportunity for#fashion#the sheer sexiness of bringing out your specific accessory to put out your cigarette and keep it contained#hottttt#rather than being a litterbug ew#how uncool

Tags by @noegrets

Seriously! I don't smoke either, but when I looked up pocket ash trays some of them were really cool. I saw a metal one shaped like a coffin for the goths. I saw some beautiful hand carved ones with abalone and/or mother of pearl. There's all sorts of cool designs for pocket ash trays out there! It could be a cool conversation starter with your fellow smokers. Why would you rather be a litter bug who contaminates your local water supply, when you could have a cool accessory like that?

averyroundbird

not be gross but when I was picking litter up in my uni city, on two different occasions I found dead seagulls full of cigarette butts. I've seen foxes eat them, birds and fish certainly eat them. If you give a shit about the environment but don't have the time to pick up cigarette butts then you should be ashamed of yourself.

I''ve met the leftiest mfs on the planet who go to zine fairs and feminist book shop poetry gigs who will fuckin leave cigarette butts on the ground, in puddles, chuck them in rivers. I've shamed them and I'll shame strangers. Its fucking disgraceful.

#yeah put them in ice vehicles

mallalada

do you think going out with wet hair is weird

yes

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

no nuance. expose urself. justify in tags

#can't imagine giving a shit unless the temperatures are real damn cold

paperanddice

Moss Lurker

Moss lurkers look like a troll the size of a gnome, with a personality more toward brutal bullies. Despite their small size, they are often fans of large, heavy weapons, often wielding blades that seem too large for their bodies rather than their natural claws or something more appropriately sized. They also have a fondness for dropping heavy rocks onto enemies, and train to improve their accuracy with such threats, as well as finding ideal locations for such tactics in their environments.

Moss lurkers live in thick forests and murky swamps, feeding off of the moss and fungi that grow in those environments and cultivate them to grow on the moss lurker's own body. When miremals and moss lurkers share territory, they often fight viciously as moss lurkers view miremals as miserable intruders that hate the swamps they've been banished to, an insult to the moss lurker's preferred homes.

Pathfinder 2e

Moss Lurker Creature 1 Small Humanoid Perception +7; scent (imprecise) 60 feet Languages Fey, Jotun, Trollkin Skills Athletics +7, Stealth +5 (+7 in forested or swampy terrain) Str +2, Dex +2, Con +1, Int +1, Wis +0, Cha +0 Items greatsword, javelin (×3) AC 16; Fort +6, Ref +9, Will +5 HP 25; Immunities blind, fire, poison Speed 25 feet Melee greatsword +5 (versatile P), Damage 1d12+2 slashing Melee claw +7 (agile), Damage 1d6+2 slashing Ranged javelin +5 (thrown 30 feet), Damage 1d6+2 piercing plus 1d4 poison Ranged rock +5 (brutal, range increment 100 feet), Damage 2d6 bludgeoning Poisoned Gift [2 actions] (concentrate, manipulate); Frequency Once per hour; Effect The moss lurker produces a dose of Moss Lurker toxin. Rock Drop The moss lurker can only make rock Strikes against enemies below it.

Moss Lurker Toxin Item 1 Consumable Ingested Poison Price - Usage held in 1 hand; Bulk L Activate [1 action] (manipulate) A mixture of toxins produced by the mold and fungus spores coating the moss lurker. The moss lurker chooses clumsy, sickened, or stupefied when it creates the toxin. Saving Throw DC 18 Fortitude; Maximum Duration 6 rounds; Stage 1 clumsy, sickened, or stupefied 1 (1 round); Stage 2 clumsy, sickened, or stupefied 2 (1 round); Stage 3 clumsy, sickened, or stupefied 3. If the moss lurker chose clumsy the creature is also paralyzed, if it chose sickened the creature is also slowed 2, and if the moss lurker chose stupefied the target is also unconscious (1 hour)

13th Age

Moss lurkers are most likely to find common ground with the Orc Lord (before his death in the second edition) or High Druid, but may also just be simple thugs stubbornly living their own lives without caring about what the Icons are doing in the world.

Moss Lurker 1st level wrecker [humanoid] Initiative: +3 Oversized Weapon +4 vs. AC – 8 damage. Natural 14+: Unless the target succeeds on an immediate normal save (11+), they take an extra 4 damage. Miss: 4 damage. R: Poisoned Javelin +5 vs. AC (one nearby enemy) – 5 damage. Natural Even Hit: The target is also dazed and takes 2 ongoing poison damage (save ends both). R: Dropped Boulder +4 vs. PD (one enemy below the moss lurker) – 8 damage. Natural 16+: Unless the target succeeds on an immediate normal save (11+), they are stunned until the end of their next turn. Resist Fire and Poison 14+. AC 16 PD 15 MD 11 HP 38

galacticcrash

Do you remember the first RANDOM* shiny Pokemon you've found?

Yes (tell me :V)

I think so? Maybe? (tell me anyway :V)

No :(

I've never found a random shiny

I don't play pokemon

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

*by random i mean non-scripted, not hunting for it actively, you're just wandering around in any game and you just found it somewhere

(tell me the game too, not just the pokemon :V)

#wingull in sapphire

Dick Cheney is dead as hell and I've got a song in my heart

violentoffender

#shit dude guess you should stop putting those dogs in your fuckboimobile

paperanddice

Master Throatslitter

The Eyes of the Stone Thief adventure is the big adventure for 13th Age. As far as I've been able to tell, no other premade adventure is as large, with this one spanning levels 4-8, with dozens of encounters you're meant to mix and match into the story based on the decisions of the players and what's most dynamic and dramatic for the moment. One of the elements of the adventure is providing an Adversary for the party, a rival party that hunts them throughout, trying to counter their plans and steal important items, and the most interesting of these adversaries is Master Throatslitter. Title, honorific, and name, Master Throatslitter is a very old orc, and one of the most prolific and knowledgeable killers in the world. In Pathfinder, he would be the agent of a greater lord, most likely another orc as Master Throatslitter kills in order to ensure a greater position for orcs in the world. He's not a leader himself, but follows one who he believes has a good vision, and will eliminate any obstacles or challenges placed in the way of his people. He is an exceptionally dirty fighter, willing to use any means necessary to gain an advantage. Poison, low blows, hostages, ambushes, allies (who he will sacrifice gladly to advance his goal), hit and run, shock and awe, no tactic is too low or unknown to him, and he should be taking precautions to ensure his survival until his mission is complete.

This post came out a week ago on my Patreon. If you want to get access to all my monster conversions early, as well as access to my premade adventures and other material I’m working on, consider backing me there!

Master Throatslitter Creature 15 Unique Medium Humanoid Orc Languages Common, Orcish Skills Acrobatics +27, Athletics +29, Crafting +25, Stealth +27, Survival +26 Str +8, Dex +6, Con +6, Int +4, Wis +5, Cha +2 Items cave worm poison, +2 striking bastard sword, +1 striking composite longbow (30 arrows), +1 striking handwraps of mighty blows, nethershade (2), +2 resilient hide armor AC 36; Fort +26, Ref +30, Will +25 HP 280 Dirty Fighter At the start of each of his turns, Master Throatslitter gains an additional reaction that he can only use to make Low Blows. Ferocity [reaction] Master Throatslitter either gains 15 temporary hit points or makes a single melee Strike whenever he uses Ferocity. Reactive Strike [reaction] Speed 30 feet Melee bastard sword +31 (magical, two-handed d12), Damage 2d8+16 slashing plus Fouling Blow Melee fist +30 (agile, finesse, magical, shove), Damage 2d4+14 bludgeoning Ranged composite longbow +28 (deadly d10, magical, propulsive, range increment 100 feet, reload 0, volley 30 feet), Damage 2d8+12 piercing Assassin's Shot [2 actions] (concentrate) Master Throatslitter makes a ranged weapon Strike, with a +2 circumstance bonus to the attack roll. He ignores the target's concealed condition and any lesser cover, and can deal his Sneak Attack damage on a hit even if the target isn't off-guard. Defensive Shift [free] Trigger Master Throatslitter misses (but doesn't critically miss) with a melee Strike; Effect Master Throatslitter gains a +1 circumstance bonus to AC until the start of his next turn. Low Blow [reaction] Trigger An enemy within Master Throatslitter's reach critically fails an attack roll, saving throw, or skill check; Effect Master Throatslitter makes a fist Strike against the triggering creature. He can Release as part of this action if necessary. On a hit, the target must succeed on a DC 39 Fortitude save or become enfeebled 1 for one round. Quick Application [1 action] Master Throatslitter Interacts to draw an injury poison and applies it to a weapon he is holding. Shocking Rush [1 action] Master Throatslitter Strides up to his speed and makes a melee Strike a creature he's hidden from or undetected by; he remains hidden or undetected by that creature until after the Strike. Sneak Attack Master Throatslitter's Strikes deal an additional 2d6 precision damage to off-guard creatures. Staggering Blow When Master Throatslitter critically hits a creature with a bastard sword Strike, the target must attempt a DC 39 Fortitude save. On a failure, the target must attempt a DC 5 flat check any time they take an action with the concentrate or manipulate traits during their next turn, losing the action on a failure (DC 10 flat check on a critical failure).

evilkaito

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

raccoon-piss

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

lady-hibiscus

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

redstonedust

watching sinners with an inflation calculator open in a second tab so i can understand just what kinda money the smokestack twins are throwing around. nerdiest possible movie experience i think.

tomjacksonservo

Someone probably has a dedicated website for this if you Google "sinners twins inflation"

karatekamania

hey, I went to Mad At You Island and it wasn't empty. there was a stranger you were a bit curt with on a bad day, an old friend who you got into a falling out with, a labmate who's experiment you messed up by mistake, someone who's birthday you forgot, an internet stranger who is hellbent on deciding you're not morally good enough for not reblogging a post or not following a one day boycott. and it is kind of mortifying to realise that Mad At You Island will never be uninhabited, but it's just a fact of life. and if you try to reduce the population to zero, you'll end up whittling yourself down to nothing

kirabug-tumbles

And while we’re having this honest conversation, I need to point out that you have built an entire mansion here and maybe you need to have a stern talk with you about leaving mad-at-you island. These folks could use that mansion and you could use the break.

#ok but why did you go to mad at me island #sorry for what I did #or didn't do