[alcyneus]

SOFT BLOCKED

award winning actor toru oikawa caught flirting with his biggest hater on twitter? find out more below!

toru oikawa x reader

taglist is closed, this is a reupload of the original masterlist

general tags — actor!oikawa, not canon compliant, smau, this is a crackfic, swearing, kys/kms/die jokes, pathetic oikawa

i. error 404: pr team not found

ii. doxxed dot com

iii. et tu, brute?

iv. ok but r u single?

v. day 1357; still pathetic

vi. 10hr oikawayn compilation

vii. oikawa's novelist era

viii. yn's hitman services

ix. mental illness innit?

x. so call me maybe

xi. dsm-5 diagnoses

xii. yn's gf

xiii. ankara messi

xiv. get a grip

xv. evil oikawa

xvi. court jester

alcyneus, 2025-26

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did u explode

uhm yes

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g-g-go-goat…?

man, he got me all excited… i thought i was gonna get to see a goat!

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PIRATES ON A BOAT PIRATES ON A BOAT PIRATES ON A FUCKING BOAT PIRATES ON A BOAT PIRATES ON A BOAT

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PIRATES ON A BOAT

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PIRATES ON A BOAT

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PIRATES ON A BOAT PIRATES ON A BOAT PIRATES ON A FUCKING BOAT PIRATES ON A BOAT PIRATES ON A BOAT

[alcyneus]

HOLY SOFY BLOCKED IRS SO FIREEEE NEVER EXPLODE PLS

shit sorry i thought that said explode please

[alcyneus]

SOFT BLOCKED .ᐟ

award winning actor toru oikawa caught flirting with his biggest hater on twitter? find out more below!

taglist is closed swearing, ooc characters, y/n and kageyama being haters, oikawa being...oikawa, y/n gets hate from kawanation, yn is actively beefing with a 17 yr old on twitter dot com, kms/kys jokes, mentions of getting doxxed

series masterlist

hello everyone

@mayyhaps @thea-herondale @eoniiian @kukkurookkoo @sunarots @renardiererin @lavender-pink-socks @anzuuhoshi

@heyhihellowhatsup @emicatz @your-mum3000 @dazaisfavgf @shozuken @nscuit @folksmione @angeleilee

@tired-jaz @stxrsberkshire @literallyushiwaka @frootloopscos @x3nafix @3p1logu3 @jlly1

@anqelkoz @thatmf-jay @radlightfire @captaincyberqueen @akaashislovee @avis-writeshq @rory-cakes

@ichococat @jayathelostdragon @tojirin @livteracts @ackermansie @kitasluvrr @itz-phantomz @torkorpse

@existing-apparently @reverd-ck @yosuk-e @kissunday @js-a-silly-little-guy @evesfairytale @rantsbytk @4jjsbank

@reidsworld @chuuyalvover @sexylexy12 @nightwingsssgf

[alcyneus]

BABE WAKE UP NOBEL PRIZE IN CHEMISTRY JUST DROPPED

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babe wake up they announced the nobel prize winners

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bills lost but palmeiras won so im going to publish another chapter of soft blocked but via brainwaves so if you guys randomly see soft blocked updated in your brain you're welcome <3

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if the bills AND palmeiras win tmrw’s games i’m posting 3 ch of sb back to back as a treat

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imagine i post another chapter of soft blocked….

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we missed u.....

aw anon i missed y’all, too!

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diva where did u disappear to….

the grand line

[alcyneus]

SOFT BLOCKED .ᐟ

award winning actor toru oikawa caught flirting with his biggest hater on twitter? find out more below!

taglist is closed swearing, ooc characters, y/n and kageyama being haters, oikawa being...oikawa, y/n gets hate from kawanation, yn is actively beefing with a 17 yr old on twitter dot com, kms/kys jokes, mentions of getting doxxed

series masterlist

this is mainly filler my bad lol

@mayyhaps @thea-herondale @eoniiian @kukkurookkoo @sunarots @renardiererin @lavender-pink-socks @anzuuhoshi

@heyhihellowhatsup @emicatz @your-mum3000 @dazaisfavgf @shozuken @nscuit @folksmione @angeleilee

@tired-jaz @stxrsberkshire @literallyushiwaka @frootloopscos @x3nafix @3p1logu3 @jlly1

@anqelkoz @thatmf-jay @radlightfire @captaincyberqueen @akaashislovee @avis-writeshq @rory-cakes

@ichococat @jayathelostdragon @tojirin @livteracts @ackermansie @kitasluvrr @itz-phantomz @torkorpse

@existing-apparently @reverd-ck @yosuk-e @kissunday @js-a-silly-little-guy @evesfairytale @rantsbytk @4jjsbank

@reidsworld @chuuyalvover @sexylexy12 @nightwingsssgf

[alcyneus]

my coworker asking me if i want to go bowling becos theyre under the impression that i do not do shit vs me telling them im busy (35 mi away and hiking because im off my meds)

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okay guys trust i am coming back (soon) (maybe)