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[New Nocturne] NEW TABLETOP GAME, NEW GUY! Meet Trent - a dude who peaked in high school and won't stop making it everyone else's problem.
Also: a werewolf! but I haven't solidified that design yet. 😶🌫️
links: patreon ✦ bsky ✦ insta ✦ twitter ✦ BACKLASH ✦ Murder Club
Collared peccary (Dicotyles tajacu/Pecari tajacu) with leucism amongst a squadron of regular peccaries
Captured by Ramiro Gonzalez, CC BY-NC 4.0
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Mega by Salvador Sanz
The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way
Okiba-Gang Shinobi
Artist: Mark Zug
Happy #WebcomicDay!
Check out my long-running, 500+ page long comic, BACKLASH!
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The universe is full of life. Planets, stars, even black holes are sentient, living organisms, capable of thought and emotion like any other creature. Celestials move through the galaxies capable of unimaginable feats, ancient and god-like power their birthright, while mortals can only pray they do not catch the attention of such beings. Laura “Leadfoot” is a young woman on a mission. Famous Celestials – including Jupiter and Mars – have vanished from the Sol System, and she feels it’s her duty to learn what happened to them. On an unfamiliar planet and being hunted by two of the most powerful individuals on it – one a Black Hole, the other the King of the Criminal Underworld – Leadfoot seeks sanctuary with a strange group of people who work for a Witch. This Witch claims to be able to grant any wish – for the right price.
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It's got: Found Family! Weird Fantasy! Space Trauma! Breaking Cycles of Abuse!
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It's got: Action! Drama! Cannibals! Black Holes! Gangsters! An Ensemble Cast!
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And much more!
Recommended for audiences 14 and older.
Content & Trigger Warnings include: violence, blood, bodily injury, body horror, smoking, abuse (emotional, mental & physical), cannibalism, fascistic imagery
Read BACKLASH here for free!
And if you enjoy what you've read, consider coming back here and sharing this post with your friends or others you think would also enjoy it! The only way to grow is by word of mouth in the webcomic word, and I appreciate every recommendation and share you can spare. 🙇
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holding back an amused "I love you" after someone makes a really good personal comment or joke is like making the move for your sheathed blade and stopping midway through
this is a normal comparison indicative of healthy relationship with the concept of love
Thinking about these freaks again.
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
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Benny if he was a loving father
Art for Yes Man enjoyers
the difference between my leading men ✌️😌 (Bartholomew | Alias)
links: patreon ✦ bsky ✦ insta ✦ twitter ✦ BACKLASH ✦ Murder Club
clean versions under the cut:
i think hot shower should last forever i want to live in hot shower evolve slimeskin and big eyes live in hot shower hunt prey in hot shower sleep in hot shower never leave hot shower i love you hot shower marry hot shower reinvent sex with hot shower leave humanity behind for hot shower