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just a dog - he/they normal isn't a real thing 🐾

[aldenisalive]

Intro post - hi hi all!

my name’s Alden, friends call me Aly (pronounced Ollie, sometimes spelled that way too - I’m not picky about it)

this blog is sporadic and irregular like most other things in my life

I’m an alterhuman (gsd and coyote), as well as a pet regressor. Triple dogbrained up in here.

l've done digital art - largely furry art - off and on since 2020. Sometimes I'll post art, but it's mostly text posts of whatever comes to my mind!

I'm about to graduate high school, but l'll keep y'all updated if college makes me need to change my schedule.

My puppyposting is mostly SFW. If I have to hear the phrase “puppy parts” one more time I’m going to commit a crime (in Minecraft).

i'm ftm / transmasc - he/they, genderfaun, all that jazz. also bisexual, which isn't super relevant here but might as well cover all my bases in an intro.

also a proud midwesterner (USA) and a firm believer of loving thy neighbor (regardless of their views or where they’re from)

my music taste ranges from hits of the 1920s-1940s (Al Bowlly, anyone?) and protest songs (Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger lowkey take up half my playlist), to Rainbow Kitten Surprise and Mom Jeans. I don't have a genre ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ send me music recs if you feel like it lowkey

I'm still getting the hang of tumblr, so feel free to (kindly) Imk if I screw something up ^^

I’ll add more to this intro post as I think of things but that's the basics lol

oh and my capitalization does whatever it wants. sorry in advance :p

additionally, if I know you irl, no tf I do not please dni how did you find me

Tag guide:

Alden goes arf arf = dogboy/puppy stuff

Alden goes art art = posting my art

Alden adds = reblog that I commented on

wowza

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[joshpeck]

*gives you kisses on the cheeks* skincare

[xenocanine-pup]

I need to be held and squished and picked up and cuddled and booped and petted and pampered and fed treats and be called a good boy and a silly little pretty puppy

But like in a platonic way /srs

[sableteeth]

& btw my fur is so so soft and nice to pet. in case you were wondering.

[solshepherd]

wearing metal necklaces and keychains so every step makes it sound like im wearing a dog collar >>>>>

[aldenisalive]

goals

[aldenisalive]

my (lesbian) ex-gf kissed me on the cheek and im experiencing my latent heterosexuality at frankly absurd levels, pray for me

But like. MOSTLY in a platonic way??????

[korostel-original-art]

female wolf

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[thatonerat1781]

”But how could I tell if you were happy? You weren’t smili-“ But my tail was wagging. My ears were pricked up..? Dude, mY TAIL WAS WAGGING?? like??

[aldenisalive]

it’s crazy work when I see a deer irl (which happens regularly bc I do touch grass) because it’s like! my moot! wowza

[aldenisalive]

hmmm…. Do I get this for my car

[almosthumanbutnotquite]

*paws at you* heyyy

*paws at you* heyyy

*paws at you* hey you

*paws at you* go do that thing you’re procrastinating on

*paws at you* no you can’t wait 5 minutes

*paws at you* go do it now

[wejustworkhere]

voice of someone who has something(s) to unpack: yeah i just love characters who have to pretend to be someone else for an extended period of time. yeah especially if they didn't want it