Creamy

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

..........you sound suspicious.

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

i doubt it

Really? We’re both ambitious, beautiful, and homicidal mothers.

howwwwww do you know that last one

Your daddy loves to complain to me. I don't think he could understand the hate we share, though.

yeah my dad is a piece of shit sometimes. but you’re really creepy

He is perfection incarnate, and I promise I’m a good person. I’m just lonely…

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

..........you sound suspicious.

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

i doubt it

Really? We’re both ambitious, beautiful, and homicidal mothers.

howwwwww do you know that last one

Your daddy loves to complain to me. I don't think he could understand the hate we share, though.

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

..........you sound suspicious.

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

i doubt it

Really? We’re both ambitious, beautiful, and homicidal mothers.

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

..........you sound suspicious.

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

I’m just being silly. :)

I… guess I should introduce myself!

I’m Alden. Recently single (also recently childless) but focusing on my career and devotion! Nice to meet any of you.

Quit being pushy.

I’m not trying to be pushy, hun. Is there something wrong with trying to make some new friends?

You’re just coming on way too strong here.

Aw, sorry. I’m just excited to meet new people! Can you really blame me?

Uh. I guess not?

Exactly. I bet you have plenty of friends, Aisha. You seem like you would get a lot of attention.

Hah, nope.

Really? You’re just like me, then: A little more lonely than you deserve to be…

You’ve got it all twisted, I have the amount of friends I have by choice.

You could choose to have one more.

I… guess I should introduce myself!

I’m Alden. Recently single (also recently childless) but focusing on my career and devotion! Nice to meet any of you.

Quit being pushy.

I’m not trying to be pushy, hun. Is there something wrong with trying to make some new friends?

You’re just coming on way too strong here.

Aw, sorry. I’m just excited to meet new people! Can you really blame me?

Uh. I guess not?

Exactly. I bet you have plenty of friends, Aisha. You seem like you would get a lot of attention.

Hah, nope.

Really? You’re just like me, then: A little more lonely than you deserve to be…

I… guess I should introduce myself!

I’m Alden. Recently single (also recently childless) but focusing on my career and devotion! Nice to meet any of you.

Quit being pushy.

I’m not trying to be pushy, hun. Is there something wrong with trying to make some new friends?

You’re just coming on way too strong here.

Aw, sorry. I’m just excited to meet new people! Can you really blame me?

Uh. I guess not?

Exactly. I bet you have plenty of friends, Aisha. You seem like you would get a lot of attention.

Oh, he’s going to be so angry with me… Shit. Where’s the hydrogen peroxide?

Someone in trouble?

Oh, no, not at all. No trouble here. At all. Don’t worry about it.

Oh, I’m not worried. Seems like you are, though.

I assure you, I have everything perfectly under control.

Oh, sure. My bad, then. Guess you don’t need any help.

I mean, if you do want to make yourself useful, I am open to any advice on properly cleaning royal vicuña wool.

Eh, seems like you’ve got it handled.

…Fine. I do have it handled. I don’t need your help.

Good luck!

Thanks, I don’t need it!

I… guess I should introduce myself!

I’m Alden. Recently single (also recently childless) but focusing on my career and devotion! Nice to meet any of you.

Quit being pushy.

I’m not trying to be pushy, hun. Is there something wrong with trying to make some new friends?

You’re just coming on way too strong here.

Aw, sorry. I’m just excited to meet new people! Can you really blame me?

Oh, he’s going to be so angry with me… Shit. Where’s the hydrogen peroxide?

Someone in trouble?

Oh, no, not at all. No trouble here. At all. Don’t worry about it.

Oh, I’m not worried. Seems like you are, though.

I assure you, I have everything perfectly under control.

Oh, sure. My bad, then. Guess you don’t need any help.

I mean, if you do want to make yourself useful, I am open to any advice on properly cleaning royal vicuña wool.

Eh, seems like you’ve got it handled.

…Fine. I do have it handled. I don’t need your help.

Oh, he’s going to be so angry with me… Shit. Where’s the hydrogen peroxide?

Someone in trouble?

Oh, no, not at all. No trouble here. At all. Don’t worry about it.

Oh, I’m not worried. Seems like you are, though.

I assure you, I have everything perfectly under control.

Oh, sure. My bad, then. Guess you don’t need any help.

I mean, if you do want to make yourself useful, I am open to any advice on properly cleaning royal vicuña wool.

Oh, he’s going to be so angry with me… Shit. Where’s the hydrogen peroxide?

Someone in trouble?

Oh, no, not at all. No trouble here. At all. Don’t worry about it.

Oh, I’m not worried. Seems like you are, though.

I assure you, I have everything perfectly under control.

Oh, he’s going to be so angry with me… Shit. Where’s the hydrogen peroxide?

Someone in trouble?