Oranges

(She/Her) Hi, I'm innocent.

[official-oranges]

･ﾟ✧*∘✧ muse -- orange✧∘* ✧･ﾟ

she/her - 24 - bi - cis girl

✧༺♥༻∞ mun -- caroline ∞༺♥༻✧

she/they - transhet - nb girl - main @a-lonely-corner

[official-oranges]

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

[aldens-organic]

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

[official-oranges]

..........you sound suspicious.

[aldens-organic]

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

[official-oranges]

i doubt it

[aldens-organic]

Really? We’re both ambitious, beautiful, and homicidal mothers.

[official-oranges]

howwwwww do you know that last one

[aldens-organic]

Your daddy loves to complain to me. I don't think he could understand the hate we share, though.

[official-oranges]

yeah my dad is a piece of shit sometimes. but you’re really creepy

[aldens-organic]

He is perfection incarnate, and I promise I’m a good person. I’m just lonely…

[official-oranges]

*she sighs* i’m lonely too to be honest

[official-oranges]

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

[aldens-organic]

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

[official-oranges]

..........you sound suspicious.

[aldens-organic]

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

[official-oranges]

i doubt it

[aldens-organic]

Really? We’re both ambitious, beautiful, and homicidal mothers.

[official-oranges]

howwwwww do you know that last one

[aldens-organic]

Your daddy loves to complain to me. I don't think he could understand the hate we share, though.

[official-oranges]

yeah my dad is a piece of shit sometimes. but you’re really creepy

[official-oranges]

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

[aldens-organic]

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

[official-oranges]

..........you sound suspicious.

[aldens-organic]

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

[official-oranges]

i doubt it

[aldens-organic]

Really? We’re both ambitious, beautiful, and homicidal mothers.

[official-oranges]

howwwwww do you know that last one

[official-oranges]

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

[aldens-organic]

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

[official-oranges]

..........you sound suspicious.

[aldens-organic]

I just want to help you out. I think we have a lot in common, Orange.

[official-oranges]

i doubt it

[official-oranges]

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

[aldens-organic]

Let’s call me a friend of the family! I think you and I are going to get along very well.

[official-oranges]

..........you sound suspicious.

[official-oranges]

Hey sweetie. Your daddy says you’ve got some problems. I think I can help.

- Alden

who are you and why do you know about my problems??

( @aldens-organic )

[official-oranges]

i……i think i want to kill her. i think i want to kill my daughter…..i know i shouldn’t but i do

[snyders-pretzels]

Maybe I should take her for a little while.

[official-oranges]

no.

[snyders-pretzels]

Why not? It would be better for both of you.

[official-oranges]

i should handle it on my own

[snyders-pretzels]

Bullshit. Let me help you.

[official-oranges]

i don’t want to. i want to handle it myself

[snyders-pretzels]

You want to kill my grandkid all on your own?

[official-oranges]

i didn’t say i was going to kill her. i said i *wanted* to kill her. i’m a lawyer, i know better than to just kill something

[snyders-pretzels]

I’m not a lawyer and I’ve killed more people than I can remember. But none of them have been my own kid yet. Just let me take her so you can have some time to calm down.

[official-oranges]

………have you really never wanted to?

[snyders-pretzels]

I kind of want to right now.

[official-oranges]

you think you’re funny. but i’m living in a hell that i will never escape

[official-oranges]

i……i think i want to kill her. i think i want to kill my daughter…..i know i shouldn’t but i do

[snyders-pretzels]

Maybe I should take her for a little while.

[official-oranges]

no.

[snyders-pretzels]

Why not? It would be better for both of you.

[official-oranges]

i should handle it on my own

[snyders-pretzels]

Bullshit. Let me help you.

[official-oranges]

i don’t want to. i want to handle it myself

[snyders-pretzels]

You want to kill my grandkid all on your own?

[official-oranges]

i didn’t say i was going to kill her. i said i *wanted* to kill her. i’m a lawyer, i know better than to just kill something

[snyders-pretzels]

I’m not a lawyer and I’ve killed more people than I can remember. But none of them have been my own kid yet. Just let me take her so you can have some time to calm down.

[official-oranges]

………have you really never wanted to?

[official-oranges]

i……i think i want to kill her. i think i want to kill my daughter…..i know i shouldn’t but i do

[snyders-pretzels]

Maybe I should take her for a little while.

[official-oranges]

no.

[snyders-pretzels]

Why not? It would be better for both of you.

[official-oranges]

i should handle it on my own

[snyders-pretzels]

Bullshit. Let me help you.

[official-oranges]

i don’t want to. i want to handle it myself

[snyders-pretzels]

You want to kill my grandkid all on your own?

[official-oranges]

i didn’t say i was going to kill her. i said i *wanted* to kill her. i’m a lawyer, i know better than to just kill something

[official-oranges]

i……i think i want to kill her. i think i want to kill my daughter…..i know i shouldn’t but i do

[snyders-pretzels]

Maybe I should take her for a little while.

[official-oranges]

no.

[snyders-pretzels]

Why not? It would be better for both of you.

[official-oranges]

i should handle it on my own

[snyders-pretzels]

Bullshit. Let me help you.

[official-oranges]

i don’t want to. i want to handle it myself

[official-oranges]

i……i think i want to kill her. i think i want to kill my daughter…..i know i shouldn’t but i do

[snyders-pretzels]

Maybe I should take her for a little while.

[official-oranges]

no.

[snyders-pretzels]

Why not? It would be better for both of you.

[official-oranges]

i should handle it on my own

[official-oranges]

i……i think i want to kill her. i think i want to kill my daughter…..i know i shouldn’t but i do

[snyders-pretzels]

Maybe I should take her for a little while.

[official-oranges]

no.

[official-oranges]

i……i think i want to kill her. i think i want to kill my daughter…..i know i shouldn’t but i do

[official-oranges]

i can’t do this anymore

i’m scared

[snyders-pretzels]

hey dad do you uh……know how to tell if a baby is cursed? - orange

What do you mean by cursed?

( @official-oranges )

[official-oranges]

i mean there’s something wrong with her. i-i don’t know what it is….but i know she isn’t normal.

[snyders-pretzels]

And what makes you say that?

[official-oranges]

she’s not normal. she doesn’t cry. her eyes look….old. too old.

[snyders-pretzels]

You might just be anxious over nothing. Kids are weird sometimes. But if you really think there’s something wrong, I’ll see what I can do to help her.

[official-oranges]

please believe me. it’s not just “being anxious over nothing”.

[snyders-pretzels]

I trust you. But I want to look into this myself before I agree that there’s anything strange going on.

[official-oranges]

fine. just…..please don’t let me down. i don’t have anyone else I can go to about this

[snyders-pretzels]

I’m not going to let you down. But in the event that I do, I promise you that the rest of the family is here for you.

[official-oranges]

thank you, dad….

*lol timeskip bc i want to keep going. they’re at orange’s house*

[snyders-pretzels]

It’s good to see you, sweetie. Now let me see your little devil.

[official-oranges]

*Orange is holding a sleeping infant with medium-brown skin and curly hair*

here’s clementine. she hasn’t slept this good in….days. i’m a little scared to wake her up

[snyders-pretzels]

Let her wake up on her own. I can wait.

[ Snyder gently traces his fingertips over Clementine’s head. ]

[official-oranges]

*she sighs* if you insist….come sit down. i know your grandpa knees need a break

[snyders-pretzels]

I’m 31…

[ He begrudgingly takes a seat. ]

[official-oranges]

look at you. already a grumpy old man….

[snyders-pretzels]

Not my fault that young people are all assholes.

[official-oranges]

this young person learned it from the best!

[snyders-pretzels]

Alright, smartass. Now let me hold the bastard.

[official-oranges]

*she passes clementine to snyder. her eyes instantly open but she doesn’t make a sound. her eyes are blood red*

is that…..like……normal??

[snyders-pretzels]

Probably not, but, y’know. Kids are quirky. Zareen is going through a phase where she has to spin in circles before bed to “unwind” all her turns from the day. Maybe it’s something like that.

[official-oranges]

maybe…..

[snyders-pretzels]

[ Snyder gently bounces Clementine, smiling down at her. He sighs deeply. ]

Even if there were something unusual going on, I really don’t know what you expect me to do about it.

[official-oranges]

*clementine giggles a little bit*

i just want her to be happy. like that. that’s..…the first time i’ve heard her laugh

[snyders-pretzels]

The first time?? Do you lock her in a dog cage all day? Hell, mine hardly stop laughing.

[official-oranges]

no! i do everything right. i do everything the way i’m supposed to. she’s just never happy with me…..

[snyders-pretzels]

Don’t overthink it. You’re probably a much better parent than I’ve ever been. You’re super fucking lucky that you were pretty independent when Cheese and I took you in. And I don’t even know how Olive made it this far.

[official-oranges]

you’re great, dad. sure you’re a little messy but you’ve always made me happier. i want to be like you…….but i’m pretty sure my kid has a demon in her

[snyders-pretzels]

Apparently mine did too, then! But I promise you’ll be alright, and so will Clementine. Just keep doing your best with her. I’ll try to see if there’s anything I can do to help.

[official-oranges]

you’re one to talk. i’ll do my best. i hope it’s enough…….

[snyders-pretzels]

It will be. I promise.

[official-oranges]

th-thank you……

*orange lays her head on snyder’s shoulder and closes her eyes*

i love you, dad

[snyders-pretzels]

hey dad do you uh……know how to tell if a baby is cursed? - orange

What do you mean by cursed?

( @official-oranges )

[official-oranges]

i mean there’s something wrong with her. i-i don’t know what it is….but i know she isn’t normal.

[snyders-pretzels]

And what makes you say that?

[official-oranges]

she’s not normal. she doesn’t cry. her eyes look….old. too old.

[snyders-pretzels]

You might just be anxious over nothing. Kids are weird sometimes. But if you really think there’s something wrong, I’ll see what I can do to help her.

[official-oranges]

please believe me. it’s not just “being anxious over nothing”.

[snyders-pretzels]

I trust you. But I want to look into this myself before I agree that there’s anything strange going on.

[official-oranges]

fine. just…..please don’t let me down. i don’t have anyone else I can go to about this

[snyders-pretzels]

I’m not going to let you down. But in the event that I do, I promise you that the rest of the family is here for you.

[official-oranges]

thank you, dad….

*lol timeskip bc i want to keep going. they’re at orange’s house*

[snyders-pretzels]

It’s good to see you, sweetie. Now let me see your little devil.

[official-oranges]

*Orange is holding a sleeping infant with medium-brown skin and curly hair*

here’s clementine. she hasn’t slept this good in….days. i’m a little scared to wake her up

[snyders-pretzels]

Let her wake up on her own. I can wait.

[ Snyder gently traces his fingertips over Clementine’s head. ]

[official-oranges]

*she sighs* if you insist….come sit down. i know your grandpa knees need a break

[snyders-pretzels]

I’m 31…

[ He begrudgingly takes a seat. ]

[official-oranges]

look at you. already a grumpy old man….

[snyders-pretzels]

Not my fault that young people are all assholes.

[official-oranges]

this young person learned it from the best!

[snyders-pretzels]

Alright, smartass. Now let me hold the bastard.

[official-oranges]

*she passes clementine to snyder. her eyes instantly open but she doesn’t make a sound. her eyes are blood red*

is that…..like……normal??

[snyders-pretzels]

Probably not, but, y’know. Kids are quirky. Zareen is going through a phase where she has to spin in circles before bed to “unwind” all her turns from the day. Maybe it’s something like that.

[official-oranges]

maybe…..

[snyders-pretzels]

[ Snyder gently bounces Clementine, smiling down at her. He sighs deeply. ]

Even if there were something unusual going on, I really don’t know what you expect me to do about it.

[official-oranges]

*clementine giggles a little bit*

i just want her to be happy. like that. that’s..…the first time i’ve heard her laugh

[snyders-pretzels]

The first time?? Do you lock her in a dog cage all day? Hell, mine hardly stop laughing.

[official-oranges]

no! i do everything right. i do everything the way i’m supposed to. she’s just never happy with me…..

[snyders-pretzels]

Don’t overthink it. You’re probably a much better parent than I’ve ever been. You’re super fucking lucky that you were pretty independent when Cheese and I took you in. And I don’t even know how Olive made it this far.

[official-oranges]

you’re great, dad. sure you’re a little messy but you’ve always made me happier. i want to be like you…….but i’m pretty sure my kid has a demon in her

[snyders-pretzels]

Apparently mine did too, then! But I promise you’ll be alright, and so will Clementine. Just keep doing your best with her. I’ll try to see if there’s anything I can do to help.

[official-oranges]

you’re one to talk. i’ll do my best. i hope it’s enough…….