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just had a small talk with Si*on ***ass. what if we started a hate club and meet every Friday after work and chewed on a pice of paper with his likeness.

That would be wonderful 🥹❤️‍🩹

The foundation is 🥹❤️‍🩹 healing 🥹❤️‍🩹

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i don’t actually want to leave i just breach containment for attention 🤫

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mfs in this place just be doing ANYTHING but their jobs

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Seriously! You would think with all that pretending, they would actually be good at something...🙄

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Unlike me

I’m good at everything

(Loud incorrect buzzer)

mfs in this place just be doing ANYTHING but their jobs

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how do i like. make my vent private without deleting it

When I say “I’m on thin ice” SOME 👀 people assume I was rebelling against the foundation or something JUST because I’m anomalous and it affects my appearance beyond making me look like a furry or making me a LITTLE cold But it’s actually because the words I say to Simon Glass are not workplace appropriate.

#scp #scp foundation #scp community #scp fandom #scp shitposting #dr glass #ihatesimonglass #simon glass #simonglasshate #simonglassinferiority #I am projecting onto my persona #Nobody trusts me with anything and explains things to me multiple times😎

hey LARPING for love fans

I’m the ONLY person allowed to be named alden so I’m EXECUTING jacob alden via THROWING HIM AT THE FLOOR REALLY HARD UNTIL HE FLATTENS LIKE THAT GORILLA THING

#lurking for love #jacob alden

😢

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i’m the foundation’s okayest euclid ❤️

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i’m starting to like iceberg i hope he doesn’t kill himself that would suck lol

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lotta euaresta festiva gathering on this plant call that a euaresta festival

#euaresta #euaresta festiva #fruit flies #flies #insects #arthropods

Me when I see S*mon

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ooc

yall make interacting with scp wiki staff/admins sound fucking terrifying like some of these descriptions of what it’s like make me shit a little i am NEVER tryna put my scps on the wiki if im immediately gonna be slimed out

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ooc

i noticed a lot of scp rpers get really mad when someone new to scp tries rping with them on ooc posts… just know unless i’m venting i will not gaf i will probably act like i was in character the whole time this is how desperate i am

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i’m not scaring the interns did they tell you that

oh they did

in that case fuck all of you including simon glass especially

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I mog simon glass btw

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me when you give me a compliment

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