#ihatesimonglass

[aldenthesnazzy]

The SCP Foundation’s most annoying psychologist: "Can you stop sending me death thr—"

Who the fuck said you were allowed to talk, Simon Glass? Are we fucking playing Simon Says? No? That’s what I thought. Shut the fuck up.

[aldenthesnazzy]

i can imagine it’s annoying to scroll through #scp looking at art and stuff and then see me but imagine how annoying it is to pull up to work and be FORCED to see simon glass’s ugly fucking face

[aldenthesnazzy]

noo those threatening emails simon glass keeps getting aren’t from mee omg why would you even think that…

[aldenthesnazzy]

DNI:

Simon Glass

People named “Simon Glass”

People whose full name is Simon Glass

Head of psychology at Site-17, first name SIMON, last name GLASS

[aldenthesnazzy]

yall don’t play about glassy huh

[aldenthesnazzy]

*pushes simon glass to the floor when i hear the breach siren before sprinting to the breach shelter because one of us might as well take one for the team*

[aldenthesnazzy]

*throws a dart at the photo of simon glass on my wall and misses*

[aldenthesnazzy]

Oh, Simon, Simon, Simon…

You really thought your fictionality could save you?

It doesn’t matter which universes you exist in, which universes you’ve already died.

This universe has me, and I will not be merciful.