i got a lot of messages so
(So Marvin is on one knee in front of Whizzer and Jason, Cordelia, and Charlotte are watching happily in the back. Mendel is waiting with Trina in their house. This is probably a song or two before Something Bad)
[TRINA]
This is how you make a marriage proposal
[MARVIN]
I love you, dear
I think you’re sweet
You don’t seem to mind if i don’t always treat
You the way you deserve
I crave your kiss
I praise your - Well! (Marvin realizes he’s eye-level to Whizzer’s crotch and jolts a bit. that’s a dick joke)
Us two are swell
Us two are Fred and Wilma
Us two can be the best
that we are under love’s spell
We both know lovers are crazy people
Thrilling or killing each other
Just like a biblical brother
Did to his biblical brother
Back in biblical times
[WHIZZER, laughing]
Biblical times?
[MENDEL]
Biblical times! (He says this like his was right all along)
[MARVIN]
Biblical times. Jesus Christ.
Oh, those biblical times!
I love your smile
I love your hairline (Marvin stands to run his hands through Whizzer’s hair like in The Baseball Game. Whizzer laughs and pushes him back on his knees)
I want you by my side to be all mine
If I’m deserving of you
(Whizzer grins and turns his head away sheepishly) Don’t hide your face, you’re perfect
Don’t start to cry
Us two can fly
Us two can… soar with eagles
Us two can be the best
or Hell, at least we’ll try
I may not be the best
But I swear to you, I’ll try
(He grins and stands) You may not be the best-
[WHIZZER, laughing and putting his arms around Marvin’s neck]
Marv-!
[MARVIN]
But I’ll love you until
Love you until
[MARVIN + WHIZZER]
I die! (They kiss aw)