(trans)phobic topher bus

minor, he/him

[hellotrouble]

tmbg pink album dog study!

[wormdream]

more tmbg doodles 👯‍♂️

[fffjkkdovchik]

there’s more but i think i’m done for today :D

lmk if you wanna see my other works that aren’t tmbg related!

[punkitt-is-here]

[existentialqueer]

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

[the-muppet-joker]

I have begun walking to Toronto.

Heh. Google maps underestimates the speed of my Joker Feet

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

dude what if we 😳 i fucking killed you?

[strange-aeons]

@the-muppet-joker

[the-muppet-joker]

IN YOUR DREAMS YOU TUBER!

[jaiofalltrades]

i really enjoy that i’m experiencing dashcon 2 in the same way that my forefathers experienced the original dashcon: though sporadic bursts in chaotic photos. i have no damn clue what’s going on except the ball pit is tiny, strange aeons won the duel and ousted the muppet joker, there was a live in person kung pow penis, and someone cosplayed the children’s hospital

[strange-aeons]

Some other facts for the history books:

1. The muppet joker's panel was a puppet show re-enactment of his magnum opus (Kermit x joker bible)

2. Other tumblr memes I saw cosplays of: Gandalf big naturals, weed smoking gfs, Goncharov, Color of the sky

3. Three couples allegedly got engaged in the ball pit. Two stood up and identified themselves during closing ceremonies but the third is still a bit of a mystery

4. Robespierre objected to us having a ball pit monarch and tried to behead test her for rabies. It's okay I chased him off with my big scary blade

5. The crow exchange (where people trade little trinkets and shinies) was wildly popular. Excellent hauls were acquired

6. There was an insane heat wave in Toronto that weekend and everyone who had photoshoots in the courtyard is so brave and powerful holy shit

[xiranjayzhao]

Nessie @raccoonmilf, founder of the original Dashcon (who came up with the idea at 15 and then had the project hijacked by a bunch of adults who exploited her for child labor 😭) in a Marie-Antoinette-inspired Ball Pit Queen outfit constructed by herself + me as Yugioh Robespierre, at the incredible post-cringe redemption that was Dashcon 2.

We did NOT plan this coincidence but once we realized it we did plan that little failed revolution quelled by Sir @strange-aeons at the Closing Ceremony!

[strange-aeons]

🗡️🗡️🗡️

[pseudophan]

i know that even today, deep in my heart, the word gay scares me. because that’s how i’ve been conditioned my whole life. so you know what? fuck the literal definition, and the scientific definition, and what everyone thinks. i finally have to just confront and accept this. i’m gay.

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[foxboyclit]

[transmutationisms]

the problem with "tumblr is dying add me on discord" is that posting on tumblr is like jovially walking down the street chatting to no one in particular and dming on discord is like having a sleepover conversation with one specific person both are good but theyre not substitutes

[targetedknowledge]

[secretgaygentdanvers]

Reductress really taking no prisoners today

[moonlitmoth]

The best part:

“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”

Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.

“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”

Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.

“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”

[vikingofficial]

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.