Autistic Swag & Cringefail Boypussy

☆ Nova/Cat/Jay/Fig/Fox/Mars ☆ xe/it/they ☆ Just a lil guy ☆ Many revolving interests, all tagged accordingly if you wanna peruse :3 stay safe have fun ☆

[ylfas-bottleneck]

they mean so much to me why did the bbc have to straightbait me like that

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[wordfather]

a 6th grader tried to ragebait me the other day and i didn't even realize because i was in awe of this perfect 31 on my potato and she kept getting pissed at me and calling me a 'number lover' and i was like 'i sure am :)!'

[wordfather]

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

a practical example:

If your lover gives abysmal head, you probably don’t cum

If your lover gives abyssal head, the that is a whole lot of ooze and tentacle to figure out what to do with after

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[catluvr985]

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[rozenwoods]

at the falled fair. straight up "ridimg it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. The cyclon

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[windwenn]

The transgenderification beam is back baby

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[scullee]

random x-files studies on infinite painter and clip studio paint

[kaylmao]

[valla-chan]

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

[dogpuppy]

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[summer-oil-inactive]

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

[onehandkilling]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86131491

woe. mulder DID be upon you