vikingofficial is dead long live vikingofficial

[Zeke] Novelist. Dog whisperer. Shitpost enthusiast. [I don't engage kindly to racists, bigots, fascists, zionists (jewish extremists), or pedants. Fuck AI.]

[vikingofficial]

Are some of my takes bad? Absolutely. Do I care? Sometimes. But do I make up for it with a thicc juicy ass? No

[vikingofficial]

Mentally I'm still at the cottage

[vikingofficial]

you want tuna melt?

[vikingofficial]

AND the grass pollen is high,

[vikingofficial]

AND we have West Nile Virus,

[vikingofficial]

AND the grass pollen is high,

[vikingofficial]

With Lindsey Graham being gone there is now a Gay Power Vacuum in the government that I think JD Vance is vying for

[vikingofficial]

Sending my man to get Taco Bell whilst a fiery orange sky blocks out the sun and rains ash upon the earth is the closest I will ever feel to my ancestors

[vikingofficial]

Grandma in a cave somewhere like "I sad neighbor village on fire but I hangry NOW"

[vikingofficial]

And then Gramps hunted wild tacos for their succulent meat

[vikingofficial]

The air quality may or may not be playing a role in the quality of my shitposts today

[vikingofficial]

Sending my man to get Taco Bell whilst a fiery orange sky blocks out the sun and rains ash upon the earth is the closest I will ever feel to my ancestors

[vikingofficial]

Grandma in a cave somewhere like "I sad neighbor village on fire but I hangry NOW"

[vikingofficial]

And then Gramps hunted wild tacos for their succulent meat

[vikingofficial]

Sending my man to get Taco Bell whilst a fiery orange sky blocks out the sun and rains ash upon the earth is the closest I will ever feel to my ancestors

[vikingofficial]

Grandma in a cave somewhere like "I sad neighbor village on fire but I hangry NOW"

[vikingofficial]

Sending my man to get Taco Bell whilst a fiery orange sky blocks out the sun and rains ash upon the earth is the closest I will ever feel to my ancestors

[vikingofficial]

Had a bad day despite singing the happy cells song

[vikingofficial]

Clearly not EVERY single cell is happy and well

[vikingofficial]

Had a bad day despite singing the happy cells song

[pearbosc]

Sahkyō!!!

[vraska-theunseen]

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

[vraska-theunseen]

i have no defense against this. you've got me

[normystical]

OwO ? iz dat a widdle bolgy-wolgy? fur ME? hehe~ let's have a widdle lookie here, hm~? *pries open the lithium ion battery and

[the-quasar-hero]

Here on the self proclaimed ‘monsterfucker’ website and I can’t help but notice there are several non-human characters in Tears of Xivo and yet no one has described the things they wish to enact with them that would make a priest burst into flames and give Sigmund Freud 18 consecutive heart attacks.

[vikingofficial]

That's cuz the ToX monsters I'm into are fem and i respect women too much to talk about how imma grip their wings like fukkin horse reins

[the-quasar-hero]

What about him?

[vikingofficial]

AYY WHAT THOSE LIMBS DO?? 😤 WHEN I'M DONE WITH HIM IMMA NEED A WHEELCHAIR 😩

[the-quasar-hero]

They mostly kill, maim, and murder, so a wheelchair was never in doubt

[vikingofficial]

You already made the sale you don't need to keep making it better😩😩

[the-quasar-hero]

If you didn’t want me to smash all your pottery, why did you hide things I might need in them?

[bunnyb34r]

For the whimsy of it!!

[the-quasar-hero]

I smash pottery for the whimsy of it too. Checkmate

[bunnyb34r]