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i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

ostolero

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

chaoticnasty

Stop

hellsite-yano

Let them speak

fandomsandfeminism

Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work.

weloveshortvideos

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oh my God

One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.

surprisebitch

a true ally

pettycentral

carbonfigurines

and i’m not sure where home is anymore

dalermessi

our next game is the champions league so

neymar i want one hat trick for each fucking selfie you take from here until game day

william-snekspeare

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

forgamers

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23-foot-long giant python swallows Indonesian man whole in rare attack on human

An Indonesian farmer met a tragic fate over the weekend, as the 25-year-old’s body was found Monday inside a 23-foot python, the Guardian reported.

The giant snake was discovered in Salubiro village on the eastern island of Sulawesi, close to where local farmer Akbar had disappeared on Sunday while harvesting his crops. Worried family members launched a search for the vanished farmer after he didn’t return home from his family’s plantation.“

We were immediately suspicious that the snake had swallowed Akbar because around the site we found palm fruit, his harvesting tool and a boot,” Junaidi, a senior village official, told the Guardian. Read more. (3/29/2017 12:15 PM)

phillips-kid

Was the snake dead when they found it? Or did they kill it just to find out? Sorry but that is fucked up. What if chickens started cutting people open to find their family members? I know it sounds stupid. Because it is.