what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
Jordana Brewster as Lucy Diamond & Sara Foster as Amy Bradshaw D.E.B.S (2004) dir. Angela Robinson
i guess i like these guys a lot 💆♀️
New 'Bootcamp' boyband.
According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.
The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik
(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.
Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,
did anything happen with this
"It's a long story."
Shane and Ilya through the years
Hi I've been raised from the dead by a new ice gay show how is everyone else doing
final boss of parental neglect ilya rozanov
Just thinking about Ilya telling Svetlana "I don't deserve you" and her immediately responding "yes, you do".
And Ilya telling Shane "You don't like me" and Shane immediately responding "Yeah, I do. I like you maybe a little too much".
Poor baby Ilya has exactly two people he truly loves in the world, who love him back, and he doesn't believe he's worthy of either of them.
Ilya felt like his smile was going to split his face. He was overwhelmingly happy. Shane was beaming up at him, eyes bright and freckles crinkled, and Ilya loved him. And Shane loved him. Holy fucking shit. Shane Hollander is in love with me.
Hudson Williams on Shut Up Evan (part 1)♡
ilya skipping articles
(i was going to do this for the whole season, not just ep 1 but it doesnt happen so often after the first ep, as ilya's english improves)
added context to the interview, bc i've seen several people mention a lack of articles not being hard (etc.) in the tags:
connor wasn't calling the lack of articles hard but the noun cases that russian uses *instead* of articles! i cut that part off to make the subs shorter & to parallel ilya's dialogue better. if anyone wants to look up the interview, it's from owen thiel's podcast (easy to find on youtube) and i think the talk about connor leaening russian started somewhere between 10 & 15 minutes in! :)
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
Hudson Williams for "Shut Up Evan Poscast"
#Joke asides, this is actually important
agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business