aleks, A Life Through Conversations

Basically, conversations that have happend in my life. And other things i didn't find facebook worthy

[missy1990]

I never hit on you, did I? 

[lordmalfoyi]

[marymoustache]

Not a psychopath. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

[sherlockbbcgifs]

[martincrief-blog]

[moriarteaparty]

#actual most terrifyingly brilliant talent to come out of sherlock #amorphous exploding human existing around the edges of humanity trapped in a shell of a body and bored and furious as fuck about it (okayophelia)

[aleks-and-rawr]

Finally, I have something in common with Batman

[aleks-and-rawr]

Tall, Dark, and Beautiful

Aleks: My favorite bartender is working

Tat: the tall, dark, beautiful man.

Aleks: yes, that one.

[aleks-and-rawr]

Have I always been this dark? *she asks while in a dark room*

Darshana

[aleks-and-rawr]

Lotr in everyday life

Sibling: You know when the sky is red?

Me: Blood has been spilled this night.

[aleks-and-rawr]

Some conversation are best had through text messages and quotes

Aleks: Clothes Beam! Easily one of my most metro attacks Dash: I’ll out it in a way even you can understand. I’m about to blow my load all over your inside. No Homo Aleks: We’ll have a penthouse suite and he’ll drive a corvette and we’ll make love every single-KILL IT WITH FIRE Dash: Face down, with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already Zarbon? Aleks: Oh thank god. I jus- wait what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you?! Dash: Mahoganyyyyyyyy Aleks: NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Dash: DOOOOOOOODGE Aleks: *tune* I’m charging my Attack Dash: Did...did you just hold a grudge Aleks: Yes, jus-just had an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity Dash: Wow I didn’t think you where that stupid vegeta Aleks: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Dash: Big Green, I got a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek Aleks: NAIL! I saw a bird....it was pretty.....kick it’s ass.... Dash: NAIL! There’s an albino Nemekian standing right behind you...Kill it like the rest.. Aleks: but just remember this, next time you see me, I Will be immortal. Not that you stood a chance to begin with, but I’m just Sai-yan...........WAKKA WAKKA Dash: Ahh. My eyelids! It’s like walking in on Frieza in the shower! Wait a minute Frieza’s always naked....AAAHHHHH Aleks: Soon, immortality will be mine: the entire universe will be under my foot. I wonder what I should do first? I guess I should start with what I WON”T do when I become immortal....DIE! Dash: seriously. Five ancient sages of bitchdom all gathered together one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth And a hundred years later, when all the bitch stars had aligned you were born and made everybody’s life around you a living hell, because YOU-ARE SUCH A BITCH Aleks: Especially that one in the front, looks like a total fag. What? Freaky Alien Genotype. What did you think I meant.

[aleks-and-rawr]

This guy probably lost his job after he managed to drive into TWO walls.