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byjove

catch me crunching up aspirin tablets in my mortar and pestle like an old timey apothecary

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pissvortex

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

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lovethyb00ty

Siouxsie Sioux vs Ophelia by John Everett Millais

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thehauntingofjulia

I can’t get over the effort this guy put into sending his boyfriend nudes in the year 1922

pimby

brought a kiss to the knife fight

bodyglitter

everybody who doesnt like mint chocolate chip ice cream is unsexy and a coward

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wwertyd

🍃🌼💫🌃

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ruby-white-rabbit

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

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Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet