A bit self-indulgent bit. Inspired by last BSD Chapters and Kafka's recent interview, where he stated, that there was no timemtravel (here goes 95% of my hope to Fyodor's ressurection).
BSD Cast"s relationshiop with their official media can be discribed as "tides". Sometimes they reach forward it, but they will always back off. So, when the news about Part I finale and Hiatus reached them, it meant, that they, once again, were in "reach" mood.
So, everyone read last chapters. As usual, few people apologized to each other. What was unusual, is Dazai almost interrogating you about "if we were still in our old world when this chapters drop, what would you do". Normally, no one ever asked. They were here now, and, because now they were a real part of your real life, you had some troubles with imagining them as fictional again.
So, you didn't want to answer. Funny thing, Dazai's question was somewhat rare. Because, you were more or less certain in what your answer would be.
Unfortunately, Dazai was persistent. He didn't drop the question for a few days. Okay, you see, where he was coming from, last chapters are kinda a big occurrence. But, seriously, doesn't he have better things to do? Like work or getting on Chuuya's nerves?
On fifth day, you patience run out.
It was morning. Breakfast time. Almost everyone were sitting at the dinner table, with only few people missing. Unfortunately, Dazai wasn't among missing people.
"Come on, [Y/N], My Sweet Iris Flower. Please, answer my question. I am really curious." Dazai, once again, tried to use puppy dog eyes on you. "And I am sure I am not the only curious one."
You felt gazes on you. No one nodded or voised their agreement, but, Dazai was right. People were curious.
You take a deep breath and leaned back.
"Fine, you win. But, everyone should promise not to get angry."
"We aren't getting angry at each other, so we won't get angry at you [Y/N]."
Dazai simply nodded, looking eager to hear your answer.
When noise died down, you cleared you throat, and spoke.
"If I read last chapters, when you still were in your old world, and I had no idea, you are real, I would... Change all my favourite cards for cards with Fyodor, change Scene Cards with ones with Fyody, change Profile description to "Fyodor is alive!", would unlock all of your and Fukuchi's cards and will be ready to cell them all in any moment. Yes, that's it."
You start calmly sipping your coffee. The only reason you were so direct, was because Fyodor still wasn't here.
You didn't pay attention to anyone, but, you were sure that everyone are stunned. You felt the need to clarify.
"Everyone, I liked you all during that days, and now I love you all. But... Come on, we are talking about Fyodor! He is perfect. Starting with looks ending with voice. What's not to like about him?"
Everyone was still quiet. But, a little nagging feeling start bothering you. It seems, no one was looking at you, but at someone standing behind you. And, judging by their looks...
You hopped, that there was Iron Man/Groot/Princess Celestia/anyone else standing behind you. Not the one you think about.
You ask no one in particular.
"He is standing right behind me, right?"
Yosano was the one, who nodded first. Fukuchi was the first one to speak.
"We knew, that he was your favourite. It wasn't a surprise. But, admitting it out loud has it's own weight."
Slowly, you looked around.
You will never live it down.
Fyodor, who froze in his trucks, barely making one step into the dining room, had the most satisfied expression on his face. Seriously, he looked like a cat, that eat sour cream, fish, steak, and have few more hundreds treats waiting for him.
He half-spoke, half-purr.
"Well, I guess it's my turn to tell what I love about you, Myshonok."
Yep. Normal morning with BSD Cast.