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@aleksandra-genov
"Don't question my figure -- I'm starving and I need to go grocery shopping."
It’s easily ten degrees cooler in Brooklyn than anywhere else.
We’re in America, sweetheart. Stay current. What’d you say your name was?
You haven't earned my name, but none the less. I'm sure you'll figure it out when it's on a billboard next to my face.
God, now that’s just brutal! Never speak of that to anyone, okay? —- I mean, nobody else saw that, right?
Oh don't worry.. I made sure no one saw. Your dirty little secret is safe with me.
It’s easily ten degrees cooler in Brooklyn than anywhere else.
Well, look at you, almost as charming as I am. Whose assistant are you? Be a dear and pour me some coffee, will ya, baby?
I do not pour coffee you incompetent little --- .. шибан идиот
Oh my God, I didn’t… did I? Figures I’ve only got any sort of game when I’m wasted.
Oh you most certainly did. I can't remember if it was before or after you grabbed his butt though.
It’s easily ten degrees cooler in Brooklyn than anywhere else.
So I’ve been told.
Though that smirk is starting to tell me otherwise Mr.Dayson.
"Oh this is shit. I wanted to sleep in, but the housekeeper showed up at nine.”
I'm hardly a housekeeper darling.
It’s easily ten degrees cooler in Brooklyn than anywhere else.
I say it’s ‘cause Vivienne Miller has a place there.
Well, aren't you a charmer?
Oh, no, I’m listening — I’m also resisting the urge to vomit and my head is throbbing because somebody had the bright idea for five rounds of double shots last night, but I’m listening.
Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when our bartender was extremely hot. -- or when you got his number either.
"I knew going to the Orchid last night was going to be a bad idea. I think I might have been photographed with someone important by accident, I swear people were looking at me weird on the way here."
"What's wrong with being photographed with someone important?"
"Morning coffee is the main reason for waking up, but getting up is way harder."
"Rise and shine, sleepy head."
"Ok so .. these articles cant be published without editor in chief approval but the rest of it is pretty good to go. Do you have anything else for me to look at."
"Don't look at me sweetheart, I just pose for the pictures."
Headcanon 001
When arriving to America, Aleksandra didn't speak any English at all. But because she spoke several others, she caught on quickly. Though still to this day she can't shake her Bulgarian accent when she speaks, it often comes out on the tip of every word, and even more so when she's mad or upset.
"Everyone loves a pirate. After a whole parade of princesses, it all sort of loses it’s appeal. What’s your name?"
"Pirates can handle their own all the while having their own fun as well. Aleksandra Genov, from Bulgaria. Pleasure. Do you have a real name as well, or should I just refer to you as Sparrow from now on? I do admit it has a pretty nice ring to it."
"That’s some settling. Rum, no ice. I’ve already been called Captain Sparrow tonight."
"A man after my own heart, though some might say a girl who looks like a princess really shouldn't drink like a pirate. But where's the fun in that? -- Cheers."
"I’m a very functional drunk. No need to worry. What do you drink?"
"I'll hold you to that. -- Bourbon straight, but I could settle for some champagne. You?"
"Then it looks like I’m hitting the bar. Care to join?"
"I wouldn't mind if I do. Just don't get too hammered, I don't want to be picking you up off the floor later this evening."