aleskie

a lover of many things

[aleskie]

✩ 𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞! ✩ 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 ✩ ✢ she/her ✢ owned by nico hischier ✢ lover of max verstappen ✢

𝐍𝐇𝐋 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 N. Hischier C. Bedard M. Celebrini

𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 O. Piastri    L. Norris    M. Verstappen    C. Leclerc

[smittysgmail]

do not come to my town

[f1-and-associated]

Alternative format Google Doc (5.4k word count) is available here in plain text with image descriptions!

Here's an intro to Formula 1 lore. Get to know some famous rivalries, resident curses, and basic history!

I am once again infodumping about F1, but this time it is about some of the lore in as unbiased of a fashion as I can.

If you notice anything wrong with this presentation (whether it be ALT text, a fact, something formatted oddly, etc.), please feel free to tell me, I will gladly fix any errors!

And, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

Click here to view my intro to F1 as a sport. Click here to view my intro to the 2026 grid. Click here to view the original slideshow.

[patrocles]

ooo…. connor bedito

[flurofujo]

someone pointed out that everyone’s looking at the camera, except for lando who is looking at oscar

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[ellyraeken]

you know what i think, i think alex albon has never connected with a teammate the way he did with logan sargeant. am i biased? yes. but also i saw that sparkly look in his eyes when he looked at logan, i also saw the look on his face during the baku 2024 team talk when franco was talking about logan and alex looked like he was going to be physically sick. sargebon, you are dearly missed, please come back

[etheltempest]

connor bedard is a proud father of two (anton frondell and sacha boisvert) at just 20 years old

[the-tie]

things we learned from the latest grill the grid:

george would trust alex with his life

lando and oscar probably woke up together at least once

piarles divorce is real and it will hurt you

ferwis crumbs still exist

nico like when gabi celebrated but WHAT HAS HE SEEN GABI CELEBRATE IF GABI HAS NO PODIUMS??

max is a certified group chat yapper

everyone still loves yuki

not least of all pierre who wants to go call him and do karaoke

lando and the younger grid are chronically online

everyone thinks the lewis x kim k thing is weird

liam thinks isack is funny without realising it (isack did not reciprocate.)

franco is done with ts

gabi and ollie stay on call late into the night (forever high schools at heart)

george yaps on the chat way too much according to everyone except george, who said max

arvid has nobody's contact saved

they asked who drivers would want to be stuck on a remote island with, lando said, and i quote, "sadly i'd say george..." and they asked why sadly, he just grinned, laughed, and refused to elaborate

carlos would be stuck with lando. 

oscar said he'd be stuck with someone who "could get them off the island" and "doesn't annoy the crap out of him" but then named fernando, 21 guesses who he thought of first

[universallysasha]

When you're finally winning games, other young players are now joining you, vibes are up, and then you get injured by your biggest rival team. And then your best friend on the team gets injured. And then you lose a lot. And everyone thinks you're washed. And then you don't get selected for Team Canada for the Olympics. And then your country loses in Milan while you watch. And then you finally come back. And your buddy has the yips, or is cursed, or something. And then your uncs get traded away. And then Colton Dach gets traded away. There goes your dreams of winning the cup together. And then your captain, the team dad, the only consistent thing you knew about the team gets traded away. And then Troy Murray passes away. And you're just so. not. making. the. playoffs.

[jaesawalth]

I CANT BRO THE IMMEDIATE LOOK OF BETRAYAL LMFAOOOOO

edit: CAN WE TALK ABT HOW DILATED HIS PUPILS ARE

blackhawks tt 4.3.26

[sidsrockingchair]

Sid: Hey did you watch warmups today? I didn’t see you there. Were you late?

Nikita: No. I didn’t want to go

Geno: Why?

Nikita: Every time I don’t go he scores at least one goal. Every time I do go he scores zero

Geno: I hope you don’t come tomorrow

Sid: Keep that going

[valtsv]

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

[valtsv]

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

[valtsv]

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

[valtsv]

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

[universallysasha]

oh I guess I'll just jump off a bridge

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[bedsyandco]

SIDNEY CROSBY X SWEETHEART!READER HEADCANONS

wife/fem!reader. mentions of long term relationship. hopefully i’ll write a fic/blurb for them soon. inbox is always open for thoughts about them.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid loves giving sweetheart!reader kisses on the wrist. they’re not a pda couple but holding hands is a must, and pressing an affectionate kiss to her wrist every now and then satiates them both until they get home. something about it is also just very sensual; getting to feel her pulse flutter, breathing in her perfume, the way her hand brushes against his cheek. this man folds instantly when she cups his cheek, it’s concerning. he avoids it at all times when he’s trying to be stubborn.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid who jumped to correct elliotte friedman in an interview when he said that ‘hockey and your wife’ were the two loves of his life and sid responded ‘just my wife and it’s not close’ with the biggest grin. #ultimatewifeguy.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid has a very select list of people he introduces sweetheart!reader to with the purpose of her knowing + remembering them. huge difference between them running into someone at an event / in public and sid going out of his way to make sure she meets someone.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ following that husband!sid is strict and runs a tight ship (with other people, not with sweetheart). excessive cursing, making weird jokes, doing anything to make his lady the slightest bit uncomfortable or disrespected, you’re in his burn book.

speaking of sid’s burn book, sweetheart!reader is probably the only person sid will allow himself to talk shit to. pillow talk is the only place he lets the filter completely drop. it’s never cruel, just honest in a way he’s only with a very select few. he lets himself be a little petty, a little dramatic, and a little annoyed because she’s the one place he knows he can drop the perfect reputation and still be loved just the same.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid to this day wears the golden chain that sweetheart!reader got for him on his 18th birthday. man nearly had a panic attack when the clasp broke during a tussle and he lost it on the ice. skated around like a maniac trying to find it.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid and sweetheart!reader are the definition of a domestic, married couple. doing cross word puzzles on off days, sweetheart curled on his lap. playing scrabble when the kids go to bed and whoever loses has to get the bath ready. in bed sweetheart is reading and sid is jotting down thoughts in his little notebook, the same one he’s had versions of for years. it’s not anything dramatic, just notes from the day, little reminders, things he wants to work on at practice, sometimes even a word or two about the kids that he doesn’t want to forget. things he wants out of his head before he goes to bed. sid loves his routines, especially the domestic ones with his wife.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid is extremely private about sweetheart!reader and their family. depending on who the interviewer is he’ll drop a sweetheart mention here and there when it’s relevant but he doesn’t go out of his way to divulge information about them and reporters know better than to ask. most public information about them is tidbits sid have dropped that people have ran with, or seeing them interact in videos like sid’s day with the cup videos, or friends and teammates that have talked about their relationship / family.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid who’s heart squeezes real tight when he realizes just how much the team loves and depends on sweetheart!reader. the little care baskets she makes when someone’s kid is sick. the almost weekly dinners she organizes with some of the younger guys and asks them questions and updates about things sid didn’t even know about yet. picking people’s families up from the airport, etc. she just goes above and beyond and does it all, because she genuinely cares about the team and the people on it and making sure they’re all happy and healthy and that means the world to sid.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ husband!sid’s voice instantly goes soft when he talks to sweetheart!reader. tone and volume immediately switches when it’s her. it’s a bit of a curse cause people automatically know when it’s her on the phone, just based on the way he’s talking. when they argue or he’s displeased with something she gets the normal voice.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ sweetheart!reader loves putting her hand in the back ass pocket of sid’s jeans. there’s no other reason than she just likes to. it’s instinctive, something she does without thinking when she passes by him or settles in next to him. it’s a habit that started when they were young and although sid knows she doesn’t necessarily mean for it to come across that way, there is something possessive about the action that makes his stomach flip every time.

࣪ ⁠ 𑁯੭ sweetheart!reader shaving sid’s beard for him. she helped him shave right before he went on his first cup run and since then it’s become a regular part of their routine. he’ll do trims himself but if it all needs to go? she’s the one that does it.

[benchgatorade]

when your husband is putting on a show for you and beating your summer fling

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone