[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

i wish someone would look at me the way i look at pizza

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[watsonlove]

What are some tips you can give us to achieve your glam?

[loveholic198]

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride

[cheese24k]

Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape

[thotwing-deactivated20190613]

THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN

[gifak-net]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE

[mikaeled]

Jessica Chastain on getting more scripts with interesting female characters

[shitpostpriest]

Brain: sleep? don’t know her. How about i replay all your regrets from the past weeks?

[vicholas]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

[morbidmanatee]

WHAT DID HE SAY???

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GPOY

[adrenaline]

[sweetnsensual1-deactivated20231]

[mothurs]

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

[rarnon]

for me its myself

[tomhordy]

It’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe. And I believe in love.