Once You Get Me Going - Let Me Go

"You know I can't apologize for everything I know You don't have to agree with me but once you get me going you better just let me go. We have to be able to criticize what we love. Say what we have to say. If you're not trying to make something better then as far as I can tell you are just in the way," - What If No One's Watching, Ani DiFranco

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

[fellooooowsys]

Killer jokes, right?

[she-makes-things]

Just want to say this so it's out there:

Crowley and Aziraphale didn't kill anyone.

Michael destroyed the Universe. Michael burned the Book of Life. Michael made Earth, Heaven, and Hell disappear as she burned the pages. Michael did this. It was Michael. It was a whole thing, with Michael, burning the BoL and destroying the universe. Michael.

When Crowley and Aziraphale get to the Bookshop, EVERYTHING IS ALREADY GONE. The bookshop and the four beings in it are the only things left in all of Existence. God gives them two choices: Everything is restored exactly the way it was (BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ALREADY GONE) or Existence ends. Story over.

They come up with a third option: Create something new, a Real Universe, without the ineffable games. Rather than an ending, another Beginning. And that is what happens.

Crowley and Aziraphale didn't kill anyone.

[memes-will-go3-on]

I found both of these quotes in close proximity and couldn't help myself

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

TinyOmens - The Summoning

See all TinyOmens comics either here on tumblr or on ao3 :).

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[nipuni]

Smitten 😇

[chernozemm]

Antony Crowley had a bizarre dream; a medley of images that no longer made sense after he woke up. The daily routine quickly pulled him away from the memory of it, but as he was walking home back from the university later that day, he thought of it again. He rarely had such vivid dreams, let alone so fantastical...

Lost in thought, he turned right one street further than his usual route. That's how he spotted the bookshop, really. He stepped in, not thinking much of it, and was greeted by a kind and handsome face.

Funny, that it should happen that way.

It was a nice day.

A piece on destiny, chance and love that transcends universes. If you want more on my process drawing this, pop under the readmore 💗

I'm an absolute sucker for soulmates so good they find each other in every universe.

I really wanted to play with the idea of Aziraphale and Crowley's love being so powerful it imprinted on the new world, the seeds of it lying dormant for millennia until it blooms again.

I also love thinking about how a single choice can change one's life. Had he not taken the next turn right, Crowley would've never met Asa. Now, if one believes in the supernatural, perhaps someone gave him a nudge ;)

Details:

The piece transitions from purples and pinks to earthy tones. I tend to draw the celestials with sort of a soap-bubble/oil slick palette that gives it this ethereal feeling; For Tony and Asa I wanted to move towards earthy tones.

My goal for the dream panel was to make it feel almost like you are in a primordial space: twisting dark scales, suggestions of things, fragments. The essence of an angel and a demon like rich soil for things to grow from.

Had lots of fun drawing this, it was almost meditative.

[cornchrunchie]

『 So, how do you two know each other? 』

– via knjfedog (x)

[nipuni]

I love them!!!

Also professor and astrophysicist Anthony J Crowley loved Project Hail Mary and cried his eyes out 😌

[mizgnomer]

Good Omens - Asa and Anthony with suggestions of wings With graffiti wings behind Anthony and fairy-light wings behind Asa

Bonus #1: Bookshop fairy-light wings behind Anthony:

Bonus #2: The red-chairs wings:

[shoemakerobstetrician]

Teal and red are apparently Asa and Anthony’s colors.

[memes-will-go3-on]

[revolbloodtype]

[missninapea]

My old hubbies!🥹😍💕

[coffeeloree]

[dingledraw]

Finally fiancées 🤪 (took you long enough 🙄)

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[linipik]

Dancing on the head of a pin

[millerizo]

Softe Ineffable Husbands u w u

(please dont repost!)