Why hello, do you come here often?

I like stuff & things.

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I had anxiety reading this. 😬 https://www.instagram.com/p/CbTbFFvOlG0yDDi0pGUCPMTh0qqwP15gGTVsH40/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Been waiting all day to watch the new documentary 🎥 from Ai WeiWei on Alamo on Demand 🍿 @alamodrafthousehouston @drafthouse - it does not disappoint! Life in Wuhan in March 2020 shot with what is obviously smuggled out footage 🎞 shot by civilians and funneled to Mr. Ai for editing. So good! 🥰 #coronationmovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CELatHan2_gsOdhMuQ3MCbLlBexGeE07OddEXs0/?igshid=150vmk1wqn762

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When your cork breaks, 😢 you improvise. #rubberchicken 🐓🍷 https://www.instagram.com/p/CDfI5O3nsUlI6CXCJBnhxVZKqazbn6hfVCVWe00/?igshid=kcry8lscxf6o

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Savoury crepes for Sunday brunch (and, not pictured: waffles with berry compote and fresh whipped cream)...but we didn’t share our food. Okie isn’t mad, she’s just very disappointed in our choices. #BassetStareDown #Okie https://www.instagram.com/p/CC1jZ-4Hq4jBynSDqh0-fL3scaeqK72_QJyIwA0/?igshid=166lw5vgecdao

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Either @Comcast is *really* cutting their design expenses to lower costs OR the graphics dude working remotely has completely stopped caring. #WhatsAGoodGraphicForFog? 🌫 ? ☁️?🐸 ? https://www.instagram.com/p/B-qpfJxnpx1ODukRYNSHyMDceHgzBQ-Z1QMjn00/?igshid=1uv4umtrsjpim

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🎶 🎵 “I alwaaaaays feeeeeel liiiiiiiiike sommmmmmme-ooooooone isssss waaaaaaa-tchinnnnnng meeeeeee” 🎵 🎶 #judgingdog #shareyourfries https://www.instagram.com/p/B93FFQYHcPqVezNgPe8HwmbLMZvFIW3Xn9rdXc0/?igshid=1pvn69jaau4t9

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Ohhhh noooo 🤔 ::taking pants off:: Wait. I’m still at the office. Oops. 🚫👖👍 https://www.instagram.com/p/B9pFjBqnWR9pJWZyi5Qh_Sn8rhueQ1vtXY3jrc0/?igshid=1qo892ibb85kf

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I’m not a potty 🚽 mouth, I’m just taking care of my mental health. ♥️🧠 #&@%! 😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/B842jBknnoWENumTz9gH5WbueSUZfTpdc2z6-c0/?igshid=mlunf282q2zk

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Stolen from @lovewhereuliv_christina...also 💯 percent #truestorythough https://www.instagram.com/p/B8vB5WYn0cUtc9ROqpNcDPUOOt8WCRA3cdBm_U0/?igshid=1o75w3em37mra

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Debate with #Foster on why she cannot have a pickle. #HonkIfYoureHungry #BassetArgument #Travesty https://www.instagram.com/p/B7nA_S1nKWnz9lRuFeQSnPcNWCdB_e8EOExQ-80/?igshid=1decarcccpu7l

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It’s chilly, hooman. I got a blankie. ❄️ #OkieDog https://www.instagram.com/p/B6WG10THjv13Mvhf3irgA7B67chRufG7j0_ffA0/?igshid=2jy6zxhbdlml

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Picking up an Rx in the pharmacy drive thru - they have a Christmas tree in the window - with pill bottles and syringes hanging on it like ornaments...I immediately thought “Well, that’s a pillbilly Christmas tree if I’ve ever seen one” 💊 👨‍🌾🎄 (Pillbilly: noun. A Hillbilly/unsophisticated rural resident who abuses prescription opioids.) Pharmacy is a bit too “on the nose” with their customers out here, I guess? 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UVA0bnS6Tef06dpGScZZwWTQdJ4c5HMLq1Vg0/?igshid=17sc15dum7eeb

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Why be aggressive when you can be passive aggressive? #NoOlives (at Birraporetti's Inc) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5wjqBEHRJCHQO189IA_T1CSyyuErNnFmBaSRY0/?igshid=h34p9gwzd54t

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An Evening With Jay Leno (at Jones Hall for the Performing Arts) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5wXnD9nHHwKcKGlRjWDF1cAbw3tx4TPg80Ra00/?igshid=gzac678hkca0

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Day 1 down, 23 to go...No WHAMmies. 😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/B5jsBSWHLAjQjzSr2vPQ6Bsd3wW2rs1Syywh-s0/?igshid=6eeik3bjwsmi

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🇺🇸Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🍁🍽🌽🥕🥔🧅🧄🥘🥧 https://www.instagram.com/p/B5bQWk6nPy2Gc8pXQoxTZbMd63EvVh6IsYmf1Y0/?igshid=119ab8xwcjpwl

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Samuel Beckett by #JohnKascht (at Cartoon Art Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4_Yw2yHPdVbnN7QZhyRXNrcH92dYJwQBVdXPQ0/?igshid=17xglwahdquxr