“They really are. Oh, the Crocs. I don’t understand the Crocs. I feel like they’ve got to make their feet smell awful. They’ve got no place to be rude.”
“Right? Plus I’m sure they lock in moisture like no other, that can not be comfortable. But grandmas and dads swear by the damn things. I almost feel bad for the sales associate who had to help them.”
I think that would be absolutely amazing but like you said I probably would spend all of the money that Disney had paid out to me so far. You think they’d have like a value section – since where all not made of money. Even though I think everyone here deserves the money they get. We all work so so hard to make the guests happy.
“A clearance section would definitely be greatly appreciated. Although I feel like it would just be more of a reason for me to buy myself into bankruptcy. But I totally agree with you, we all work really hard. Honestly I don’t think there’s an “easy” job around here.”
“See I considered a blender too, but for a different reason. I was thinking something like bringing people together, or something. I don’t even know.” Levi laughed as well, then nodded and offered a much less interesting question. “Alright. How would you describe yourself in three words?”
“Oh see that’s sweet, I like that answer,” the girl chimed as they walked towards the front door of the shop. “Only three huh? That’s tricky,” Alexa mused, her mind thumbing through her mental dictionary as it searched for three words that were honest, but not so honest she made herself look bad. “Well, for better or worse, I’d have to say excitable, blunt, and impulsive.” There was a bit of a drawn pause between the second and third words as she fought for a brief second with herself on what might leave a decent impression. “Now you, what are your words?”
“Not a Cockney accent, are you kidding? No one wants that accent, it’s horrifying.”
“I wouldn’t say it’s horrifying... maybe not everyone’s favorite, I’ll give you that. But a British accent is a British accent, probably a bit out of place in Florida, but endearing nevertheless. Or maybe I’m just baised.”
“I guess so, you just jumped in so quick. I wasn’t ready.” Levi commented with a laugh. “I mean, favorite color, favorite food… I was ready for that. This… this is just too much.” He said dramatically, still grinning as he did. He nodded at her answer, satisfied with it and now sure of his answer. “I’m definitely an oven then. What would you choose?” He asked curiously, thinking of a new question to offer her along with it. “I really don’t think I can top that question.” he admitted, after quite a while of thinking on the way to the nearest frozen yogurt place. “I guess I’m just not that creative.”
“A blender,” she retorted after a moment of thought, “I think that fits my personality pretty squarely. Docile until provoked, yeah that about sums it up.” The girl laughed at herself and shook her head at his comment. “Nonsense, I’m sure you’re plenty creative, but I did sort of sneak-attack you with that one. So ask me anything you’d like, I’m pretty much an open book. Favorite color, favorite food, all that stuff.”
“I know, I try to be really understanding, but … rude, entitled guests and their equally rude and entitled offspring, though. Ugh, I feel myself going into a rant. I need some food. I’m not myself when I’m hungry.”
"Ugh, aren’t they just the worst? Those stuck up suburban families are so annoying. It’s like dude, I don’t know why you have a superiority complex, you’re wearing Crocs.”
“I don’t think there is a better way.” Levi agreed, then quieted down as she spoke again. He shrugged, opening his mouth to say that he imagined that was a good place to start, only to close it again at her exclamation. He laughed when she grabbed his arm and couldn’t help but to grin at her obvious excitement. Once her question was voiced, Levi let out a laugh that made him hold a hand to his stomach. “We aren’t even eating the yogurt yet, and you’re already asking the good questions. I don’t know if I could choose… this is a tough one and the pressure is just too much. If I’m an oven, can I taste the food that people put in me?”
Alexa waited for his reaction to her more or less unorthodox question and bit back a laugh as he showed it. She looked up at him with a small coquettish smile on her lips as he spoke, nodding ever so slightly as he did. “Sometimes you just have to jump right into action,” the girl grinned, brushing a few stray hairs from her face as he delivered the additional clarifying question. “Oh I would assume so,” she answered back, her face falling a little bit as she thought about it, as if this were a real, serious contention. “I would hope so at least. That would be such a sad existence, having to have all this great stuff put inside of you to cook but you can’t try any of it. So I’m just going to say yes.”
Innit it? I love my little Rajah. Good kitty. Exactly though. I’m just an impulse buyer especially if it has anything to do with the movies I like. I can’t tell you how much Mickey ears I have just lying around. I should donate them to charity or somethin’ like that. Because, really, when am I ever going to wear all of them? Have you seen the kitchen ware and stuff that they have in the gift shops? I’m just fuckin’ tempted to make my house into Mickey Mouse clubhouse.
“Um, yes! That would be amazing. You could just walk in and be in your seven year old self’s dream home with glove pillows and ear plates, you could even have one of those old giant statues of Mickey Mouse that’s actually a landline phone. I mean it might set you back a couple grand, all that stuff is so ridiculously overpriced, but you could do it! It’s one of the perks of adulthood, you can Disney-fy your kitchen whenever you want to.”
“ You know — it’s really hard to stay cheerful and happy when, at least, two middle-aged dads are staring at your ‘seashells’ while you sign a little girl’s autograph book. ”
“Ugh, gross,” she cringed. “It’s moments like that when I wish you could call guests out. Just so sweetly say ‘oh sir, do you want your own pair of shells? You seem to be admiring mine an awful lot,” and make them start bumbling like idiots.”
“Of course not. I know we hardly know each other, but I like you and I want you to come. Plus, I don’t like the idea of people judging me while I eat frozen yogurt alone.” Levi admitted, laughing lightly at himself.
“Well what better way to get to know a person than over dessert,” Alexa beamed, rolling her shoulders back and fixing a hint of a playful grin onto her lips. “So do we start with the typical first-off questions or jump right in? Like... - oh!” The girl jumped slightly as the idea popped into her head, grabbing his arm without realizing it as her words came out in an excited cadence. “If you could be any kitchen appliance, which one would you choose,” she posed. “Choose carefully, your answer can reveal a lot about you.”
“I think we just figured out everything. Now we can go and join them, or we’ll tell everyone their secret ways.” Athena laughed. Sometimes it was fun being able to just be silly and she felt like she wasn’t able to be much.
“Oh I definitely vote for join them. I totally think we could make up the winning name.” Another light giggle escaped her lips. It felt great to laugh like this, she hadn’t in such a long time, a great change of pace.
"Oh boy, making the parents angry already and you just got engaged?” Alexa teased, trying to hold back her smile. “Do I smell trouble with the in-laws or what?”
So as not to duplicate answers I’m going to just skip over the ones already sent in. Cool? Cool.
01:tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
Truthfully, I don’t really have anyone who I really like right now. Sure, I’ve seen a healthy handful of attractive people I wouldn’t mind getting to know better, but I wouldn’t say I have a particular “person I like” right now.
02:what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
Nothing really, I suppose I should savor this moment for when I have a cold and wish I could remember what it was like to be able to breathe out of my nose. Maybe I feel a little gross, but that’s the Florida humidity for you.
03:what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
It was something about this thing I had to do when I woke up. Do I remember what that thing was? Not a chance.
04:what are you listening to?
Just the noises of the world. I can’t really listen to music casually.
05:what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
Paying rent. I never look forward to paying rent.
06:where do you think your best friend is right now?
I don’t know, hopefully out, having a good time. Although probably working if we’re going to be honest.
07:have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
I haven’t, and you know what that’s a damn shame, kissing is great.
08:sex on the first date?
It depends. If I’ve known the person for a while before the date then I’m definitely not opposed. If I haven’t… well I mean maybe if they ask nicely.
09:kiss on the first date?
Oh definitely, I think a kiss goodnight is the sweetest thing ever.
11:are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
I’m not unhappy, but I mean things could be better, sure.
12:is there something you would like to say to someone?
I try not to leave things left unsaid, I don’t want any kind of regrets that are easily avoided. If there’s something that I “want” to say to someone, there’s a damn good reason why I’m not saying it.
13:what are three things you did today?
Woke up
Showered
Drank coffee
Oh look, it’s my morning routine.
15:what is your favourite kind of gum?
I’m really into fruit gum, so Trident Layers is the greatest.
16:are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/girlfriends?
Not really, I mean there was a reason we broke up. Actually, I take that back, there was this one guy I “dated” when I was like thirteen or something stupid. He turned out to be gay, but he was super nice about it, we still talk every now and again.
17:what is on your wrists right now?
I have two hair ties on one and that’s about it.
18:ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
Not seriously, but yeah, I think we’ve all had crushes on people way too good for us. But I try and keep my attraction to those “in my league”. Or below, aim low and never be disappointed.
20:are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Well I mean I’ve kind of been drifting apart from my family for years, but that’s nothing really special.
22:can you do the alphabet in sign language?
No, I think I know like six letters or something. I can’t even spell my own name, I always confuse X and R.
23:how have you felt today?
Pretty neutral, to be honest.
24:you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
Shoes, probably.
25:what is wrong with you right now?
I’m not sure we have time to open that can of worms.
26:is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
Not particularly, I try not to have too high of expectations for anyone, because I know they’ll probably just let me down.
27:would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
Jamba Juice, I love that place.
28:why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
Because he couldn’t love me for everything I was, so I decided that I couldn’t love him for everything he was either. I guess I shouldn’t have been so fazed by it, but I wasn’t willing to let someone not accept me wholly.
29:how late did you stay up last night and why?
Until around one, I think? Pretty standard for me, it’s just when I felt tired.
31:what were you doing an hour ago?
Laundry. Painfully un-glamorous.
32:what are you looking forward to in the next month?
Halloween is always one of my favorite times of the year, a chance to dress up and get totally trashed while you watch scary movies and maybe even visit a cemetery or two. Sign me the fuck up.
33:are you wearing jeans right now?
No, cinch-bottom sweatpants. I kind of live in them, it’s a requirement for being a dancer.
34:are you a patient person?
I’d like to think so, but I don’t think many people would say that about me.
35:do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
Honestly? I don’t really know, I’d really really like to think so though.
36:favourite colour?
A nice deep wine color.
37:did you have a dream last night?
I did, yes, but it’s one of those I’d be way too embarrassed if anyone ever knew about this ones.
38:are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
Sweatpants!
40:do you love anyone who is not related to you?
Right now I don’t think so. In fact I’m not certain I love anyone right now, related to me or not.
41:if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Yes, one hundred and ten percent yes. I can’t stand people who try and play those games where they feel like they have to keep their feelings a secret. If I like you or find you attractive, you’re going to know, I’m going to tell you, and I hope I can expect the same thing from others.
42:do you like meeting new people?
Most of the time, but some people are shitty, new or old, and I don’t like those kind.
43:are you afraid of falling in love?
Maybe a little bit…
44:ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
I’ve gone on my fair share of crash diets, so yeah.
45:has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yeah, but they’ve never meant it, it’s always just a line. Apparently the only one some guys can come up with under most circumstances.
46:have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Of course I have, it’s something I feel almost every day, but it’s totally normal… right?
14.) Would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
I would rather stay over at a friend’s for sure. I’m always so self-conscious about if my place is clean enough or if I have the right food in my fridge or anything like that, so I avoid having others over when I can. But I can fall asleep just about anywhere, so it works out that I don’t have to be at home every night.
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