[alexacnh]

WHO WANT LASAGNA

[walkingbattle]

[ludaprilgate]

[rhamphotheca]

Angry Pacific Giant Octopus Escapes Boat Through Impossible Hole

Video shot by Chance Miller. Filmed near the Chiswell Islands, Alaska. 

(credit: millerslandingak.com)

[notyourguts]

Goddamn, this is one reason why octopi scare me. Not only do they move like they don’t belong on this planet, but they can fit through basically any hole.

And this is why I eat them, in a foolhardy attempt to reassert our dominance as a species.

[noooooooope]

Look at this wonderful cephalopod.

[aintittho]

[forever90s]

[dekutree]

im only 9, clefairy

[i-am-nintendo-trash]

Accurate representation of finals.

[staggot]

i think i found a rare pepe?

[staggot]

I’ve been informed that this is a lizard and not a rare pepe

[weedgrandma]

he’s literally a turtle not a lizard

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

The struggle is real.

[nicenewt-deactivated20150106]

doctors: why are all your bones broken me: totally gnarly kick flip doctors: fucking savage bro

[2000ish]

I found a store that sells Shrek ketchup, only $6,500!

[loosesealbluths]

[brody75]

Arrested Development

[mtwtfsstwogsdnpw-deactivated202]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

[hawaiianprintshirt-deactivated2]

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

[autoheal]

[wrongiest-deactivated20161130]

Fuck

[krucia-deactivated20180418]

Horoscopes as Bikini Bottom recurring background characters

Aries: Nat Peterson

Taurus: Harold Bill Reginald

Gemini: Fred

Cancer: Sandals

Leo: Tom

Virgo: Nancy Suzy Fish

Libra: Sadie Rechid

Scorpio: Shubie

Saggitarius: Scooter

Capricorn: Dave

Aquarius: Old Man Jenkins

Pisces: Abigail Marge

[pinkieangela-deactivated2015092]

THEY HAVE NAMES/????

[shipperwrit342-deactivated20151]

the only zodiac post i care about

[notchicken]

so this kid Liam in my school got up on a lunch table and started to whip

he got sent to in-school detention and someone from my school madE THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT 

ITS CALLED FREELIAM ANYWAY NOW THERE’S TWEETS LIKE 

AND

AND PEOPLE ARE MAKING SHIRTS AND POSTERS

AND LIKE HALF THE SCHOOL IS GOING OUTSIDE OUR PRINCIPLES OFFICE TOMORROW TO WHIP IN PROTEST OF LIAM AND THIS IS HONESTLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS TO HAPPEN IN OUR SCHOOL