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[alexajswan]

Hi! I’m Alexa that one moot that makes everything about Red of Hearts and The Hooks

Welcome to my page, I’ve had tumblr for a really long time but only recently figured out how to use it and started interacting with fandom.

I’m a multifandom blog, usually overtaken by whatever I’m into a the moment but mainly post/reblog descendants content, ROR (wicked wonderland?) and OG, EAH, SGE, Disney, Marvel, Taylor Swift, Yellowjackets, Wednesday, DC Super Hero Girls and many more.

I’m also a big multishipper and probably will be writing about multiple ships at once lmao

Ask box is always open if you have any thoughts on any of the fandoms I’ve posted or just wanna know my thoughts because I have many.

:)

My descendants ocs

I co-write for the amazing @freakazoidsreverseau and you can find posts and reblogs I’ve made about it under

Reverse AU

Plus my own descendants au/rewrite

Wonderful AU

One-shot/fic requests are open!

My personal writing side blog <3 @storybookhandler

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Madhearts’ babies ♥️x🎩

Yes I am cringe and free so here are their little girls!

(I can’t imagine Max as anything other than a girl dad.)

Ivory 🤍

She belongs to the lovely @the-beginningx only now I’ve adopted her and we co-parent, lol. She informed Ivory was largely inspired by the White Queen ofc hence the white-ish hair, (also because it’d be funny for their daughter to not have purple or red hair). She’d be the oldest child and I imagine her being a prolific ice skater (well, Wonderland version of ice skating, that is).

Rummy 🍄

Rummy is a card game, so it fits with her grandma’s name. This rock angel is the older fraternal twin, she inherited her dad’s bi-colored hair, except the black largely overtook the pink in this case. She’s definitely still auntie Pink’s fav, but don’t tell her sisters lmao. She’s a bit more on the rebellious side, just like mama.

& Mazy 💭

Prolly too on the nose with that name, but it was her dad’s idea. Mazy is the younger fraternal twin, and despite looking more like her mom, she leans more towards Max in the personality aspect. A bit of a loony, but everyone is mad in Wonderland so you barely notice. Her best friend is Chessie.

Violet 🌂

Baby Violet is the youngest, and also co-parented with @the-beginningx since we basically had the same idea for a madhearts oc with a color name theme as well. She’s quiet and doesn’t get into trouble, unlike her sisters. So they’re basically her protectors from anyone who tries to mess with their baby sister.

[t4tjevon]

yall be saying shipping red n max is incest coded cause they act like siblings (whatever this means) then ship max n pink like whatever

[the-beginningx]

This phrase has become so irritating because it's becoming an equivalent of "I don't like this pairing" or "I don't want these two to be shipped" so they need to make the ship the disliked ship sound weird. just say you see them as friends and move on 😭 but I think it's worse in this case since Maddox was her only friend (even though Red never considered him a father, she says over and over again she sees him as her only friend and that was out of necessity because people her age were off limits) and Kylie bringing up the topic of Red's father making it seem like Maddox is a possibility 🙃

[duchesssunset]

-Pero que tenemos aquí?

-Max!

♥️🎩

[the-beginningx]

@alexajswan

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BEAUTIFUL, HERMOSO, PERFECTION

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Oc ship children posts incoming, please hold

[sincreativity]

Guess who watched Descendants 5

Love these two.

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Another one.

This is actually just a wallpaper I made for my phone

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BEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY OMFG

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I hate that tiktok is the only place to get traction these days, because you’ll post HEADCANONS in bright red letters and people will still comment that they’re not canon …

[alexajswan]

I can literally imagine Red’s vows in her wedding to Max being like:

“You aight, ya know what I’m sayin? You cool n’ shit”

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About 16 years ago, in the Isle of the Lost…

Yzma: Kids, there’s something that I need to tell you about. I’m pregnant and I’m going to have a baby!

Yzla: With whose womb??

Zevon: Mom, you can’t have a baby, you are as old as a HILL! You were too old when you had us to begin with!

Yzla: you’re not gonna give birth to a child… you’re going to give birth to a GRANDCHILD!

[alexajswan]

Ik I’m corn plating now but the way he didn’t even hesitate to give the card back once she was the one asking… like oh my lord you can’t tell me he wasn’t feeling SOMETHING

[t4tjevon]

yay i love how much bad traits max n red share with their respective parents it makes them so fun to watch

[t4tjevon]

i think its fun that once max spirals hes so angry and wants revenge on someone he thinks wronged him and manipulates chloe to get it while red lashes out really easily when shes mad / upset yayyy i love my favs having flaws

[t4tjevon]

yall be saying shipping red n max is incest coded cause they act like siblings (whatever this means) then ship max n pink like whatever

[t4tjevon]

shipping red n chloe is actually incest coded because they argue with one another which is something that siblings do 💜/s

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[t4tjevon]

im tiredddd of eah vs descendants omfg we dont give a fuck anymore

[alexajswan]

This fuckass family of mine, god I love them

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Who do you think Max’s mom is 👀

I answered this previously in s different post but I think it’s my queen Silvermist!!! It’s a lot better explained in my previous post so I’ll link it here… https://www.tumblr.com/alexajswan/823052241748574208/do-you-have-any-headcanons-about-maxs-other

Post by @alexajswan

💬 11  🔁 3  ❤️ 12 · Do you have any headcanons about Max's other parent? I do actually! I’ve had a very specific headcanon for his mom since

but basically it comes down to me loving to make random fairies parents of other children.

Within Wonderland I’d say it’s hard to pick a woman who isn’t an animal or a possible relative of The Hearts family, and may god strike me down if that ever happens. And if we went with the Isle of the lost, basically any female villain is up for grabs I suppose?

If I had to pick one I’d say since Max has an affinity for alchemy and creating magical objects, a good alternative I don’t know why but I could see Gothel or The Evil Queen being his mom