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hi i have a request if youre willing to write it!
could you do max hatter x the daughter of eugene and rapunzel who inherited her dads sticky fingers- basically just shenanigans of max and the reader pickpocketing/ stealing from each other as an excuse to be around one another
pls don't feel pressured to write this if you don't feel inspired or are overwhelmed by other requests! tysm! 🤍
Tangled Thieves
A/N- Thank you so much for this request! I loved writing it and hopefully this is similar to what you had in mind.
Pairing: Max Hatter x Daughter of Rapunzel! Reader
Words: 1.4k
Synopsis: Max pick pockets Rapunzel's daughter, not knowing she has a few tricks up her sleeve.
Max Hatter Masterlist Here
Being that daughter of Rapunzel and Eugene, you were bound to inherit some of your parents' traits. You developed a passion for the arts, especially painting and sketching, from your mom. And you also gained a special knack for pickpocketing or getting into places you shouldn’t be, much to your dad’s amusement. You never used these talents to cause harm to others, but if it meant defeating Maximus and Pascal in a game of hide and seek, you never hesitated to use them.
After the barrier came down around the Isle of the Lost, the differences between the HKs and the VKs became much more apparent. Groups began to form and all of a sudden, you were placed with the HKs, not that you minded their company. By the time you were old enough to attend Auradon Prep, it seemed that most people had forgotten your father’s past and therefore had a tendency to underestimate you. Not that you ever corrected them because it was always nice to have an ace up your sleeve.
One afternoon as you are making your way to your heroic leadership class, you bump into Max Hatter as you are turning a corner which sends you tumbling to the ground. Expecting him to walk away and leave you there, you are surprised to see him extend his hand out to you.
“You better watch where you're going princess. You never know who you might bump into” Max smirks down at you while simultaneously helping you up.
she killed a kraken with just a napkin and ate him raw
Disney has the potential to give us a bisexual pirate and lesbian princess, but they are gonna give us another straight couple. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CHLOE CHARMING IS A GIRL KISSER !!! SHE'S LITERALLY A VARIANT OF DARLING CHARMING FROM EVER AFTER HIGH !!!
my girl having a terrible time no wonder she loses it
The Shake of A Rabbit's Tail - Part 1
Pairing: Max Hatter x White Rabbit's Daughter!Reader
Synop: A sudden bump into the infamous Max Hatter turns into frequent visits, spiraling into finding out that the son of a madman isnt what the rumours say he is
Warnings: Fluff, language, no use of 'Y/N', pet names, could also be read as GN!reader, enemies to lovers! Pretty short for the first part of my first ever fanfiction!! Authors note at the end!
NORMAL IS OVERRATED
Synopsis: You witness Maddox's takeover, and proceed to feel his wrath when you crash into Wonderland's soon-to-be heroes
pairing: Hazel Hook x White rabbit!reader, Max Hatter x reader if you squint (it's really more platonic than anything)
genre: fluff?, injury hurt/comfort?
reader gender: gender neutral
warning: Non-graphic mention of injury
Author's note: I genuinely don't know what I've written here. It feels like everything happen yet nothing at all.
I've been working a novel for too long I'm not used to one shots anymore bare with me
Auradon was a place of many preconceived notions.
For you kids, those notions were heavy. A moral compass already built in at birth. Hero or Villain.
You didn't get to decide which one you were. If your parent was a hero, you got lucky. If not, you are nothing beside the last name you are given. Forever restricted by the consequences of the crimes that were committed before you took your first breath.
What most people don't pay attention too, is the small group of kids that don't fall into either category. Side characters.
Not sidekicks, those kids still face the same punishment as the villains, but the characters that played a part in the hero's story.
That's kind of kid is the kid that you were.
As a child of the White Rabbit, you inherited the lateness and the distinguishable white hair, making you stick out both in Wonderland and in Auradon, and also got to have people check out of conversations with you half the time once you mentioned who your father was.
You tried not to take it personally but stuff like that had made you retreat back to Wonderland.
Getting into Auradon Prep wasn't super hard, but you did have to spend 3 days in your cramped attic trying to find proof you were connected to 'a person of importance'. The memories of doing that had made you stick out one school year.
When the letter for the following school year came, you tried to think of a solid reason to go over just continuing education the way you had before hand. Even after three days of pondering, you drew up nothing.
You tried not to focus on the sad feeling that washed over you when you realised the empty house over winter was less lonely than Auradon Prep.
Telling yourself that you didn't truly mind, that Auradon was much too loud and busy for your taste, you went through the motions on what would be the first day of school.
Ducking through the doorways and dodging through the cramped space, you want into the kitchen, yawning as you made tea.
Your father had left early for his winter vacation, and as much as you loved him, it was nice to not be woken up with 'I'm late!' yelped throughout the house.
You put the kettle onto the stove and turned on the heat. As you reach into the cabinet for tea leaves, your eyes squinted at the view through the window.
Why was there vines on the inside of the castle?
It made you pause. The queen wasn't really one for redecoration. She literally made her kids after her favourite colours.
You were about to just simply go back to what you were doing when a small pink flash flew out the window, and if your eyes weren't deceiving you, you saw an oh-so familiar top hat disappear behind the throne.
You bolted up stairs.
Grabbing the first clothes you saw, along with the closest pair of shoes and whatever pocket watches you could grab, you ran out the door and straight for your bike.
You would do it by foot, but you knew Wonderland too well to think that was quick enough, even in your frantic state.
***
Your legs were burning long before you reached the lumoria tree, and your lungs weren't far from doing the same. The feeling only made you push faster.
At some point along the ride, you started to notice the sound of gears.
At first, you thought it was your bike, even when it had never made that sound before. Maybe it was finally dying on you.
You continued along, heading towards the gourds and tree of doors.
The gears followed you the entire time. The sound changed in volume, and tone.
Your eyebrows furrowed after a few minutes.
"Don't break on me now…" You muttered, looking down at bike.
All you got in respond was the gears sounding again, only this time, right above you.
Your head whipped up, finding a mechanical dodo bird looking directly down at you.
"Shit!" You tried to peddle faster, but the hours of nonstop biking had started to catch up.
You looked around the path, trying to find an exit, or even a pocket of bush free ground.
Before you could even try to work out what was around you, a loud pop! was heard from behind you, and you went flying forwards.
You yelped, hands flying to protect your head from impact, which worked for a moment.
Your right side ended up getting the brunt of the impact and the force still sent you tumbling for a few more feet.
You didn't get up once you stopped.
***
Further down the road was the group of kids heading towards the castle.
There had been tension for nearly the entire trip. There was a clean spilt between VKs and HKs, and neither group trusted the other, nor did they want to do things the other's way.
The HKs took the front. Pink was happily taking the lead, prep in her step as she hummed a bubbly tune. Red and Luis were walking together, and Chloe hung behind, arms crossed like she was trying to use them as armour.
The Smee's were goofing around in between, and Hazel and Max were at the back. Hazel had hook in hand from threatening Luis and Max was fiddling with the coin he had tried to give away earlier.
"Who actually tries to deal with a robot bird by ripping a tree out the ground?" Hazel scoffed. "Are they meant to be really fragile?"
"Nah. Dad would've built them to last." Max sighed, a frown forming on his face.
Hazel's voice softened. "Sorry."
"Hey, don't apologise. You didn't do anything."
"Yeah, but I thought we promised to not talk about that unless prompted."
"Mistakes happen, beside it's kinda hard to avoid in the current situation."
Hazel was silent for a moment, before whispering. "Are we seriously going to stay with them the entire time?"
"We kinda have too. Pink and Red know Wonderland far better than I do."
Hazel chuckled. "Red looks just as confused as I feel."
Max rolls his eyes playfully. "I guess you're not wrong."
"When have I ever been wrong?" She smirked.
"For someone who just complained about Luis' ego for the past ten minutes, you have a pretty big one."
Hazel suddenly stopped.
"Hazel?"
"Do you hear that?"
"The gears? It's probably just another bird, meaning we should pick up-"
"It's not a bird." She said sharply, walking faster.
Before she had a chance to pass the Smee's, there was a loud yelp and Pink gasped loudly, all the HKs following behind her.
"What is it?" Max yelled, beginning to run.
Hazel was already running, trying to see pass the sea of wanna-be heroes. a small gasp slipped pass her lips as she saw familiar white hair.
"Get away from them!" She yelled, her tone more serious than ever.
"Now's not the time, Hazel." Luis told her, not looking away from you.
"I'm not joking around." She reached the group, Max and the Smee's catching up.
"What's happening?" Max repeated.
"I know them. Move." Hazel said again.
"Who is it?" Red asked.
Hazel pushed past, muttering something about HK's being all the same.
"[name] White. Child of the White Rabbit." Max explained. "Anyone see what happened?"
"Just them flying." Red admitted. "I think they were riding their bike and got flung."
"Got flung? How?"
"Did she not just say she only saw them flying?" Luis asked.
Hazel looked ready to make use of her hook, but Max held her back. "Fighting him's not going to help them."
Hazel looked back down not you, before glancing at Max, an unspoken question lingering between them.
Any conversation that was about to begin, was cut short.
Darkness started to peel away from your vision, and the first thing you notice was pain. A sharp ache spread across your right side and your head was just short of pounding.
It took a few seconds for your vision to fully come into focus, and what you saw didn't ease your confusion anymore. six people looked down at you, and only you only recognised two of them.
"What's happened?" You spluttered, trying to sit up. "Where am I?"
"Hey, hey." Hazel said softly, putting a hand on your chest to stop you from sitting up. "You crashed."
You took a moment to process that, pieces of the morning starting to become clearer. "The castle! It's-"
"We know." Max spoke up. "My dad is trying to find that pocket watch."
Your eyebrows furrowed, not in confusion but concern. "I remember seeing a mechanical bird."
That caused silence to wash over everyone. All of them looking at each other. Anger flashed on Max's face.
"We probably need to keep going…" Chloe said softly.
"No." Hazel shook her head. "We're not moving them after that. Not yet."
"We don't have time to wait." Red tried to reason.
"They could have a concussion and broken bones!"
"I can probably walk." You tried to sit up again, but Hazel stopped you again.
"Not until I check you over."
"I could carry them?" Luis offered.
"Absolutely not!"
"Let's just start with seeing if they can sit up." Max offered. "We go from there.
"Max—"
"We'll help them." He went and grabbed your arm, Pink grabbing the other and helped you slowly get to a sitting position.
You managed to get there, your body ached the entire time, and continued once you were upright.
"Thanks." You smiled weakly.
"Think you can walk?" Red asked.
Hazel scoffed once more. "Do you guys seriously not know concussion protocol?"
"I might have something that'll help!" Pink said, digging in her purse.
More arguing followed, but you ignored it, trying to take in your surrounds. You looked down the path, seeing the wreckage of your accident.
Most of your bike had ended up in the bushes, and your back tire laid in the middle of the path, deflated.
A sigh escaped your lips. That bike was your only mode of transportation.
You tried not to focus on that right now, being alive was a blessing in itself.
It was easy to do so, the familiar sound of gears was pretty distracting.
Your head whipped around, making your wince an grab the back of your neck.
Max frowned at you. "Think you got whiplash?"
"Wouldn't be surprised." You muttered. "is it just me or do you hear those gears?"
"Yeah, I hear them." He sighed, offering you a hand.
He helped you up to your feet, making sure you could keep your balance. "You good?" He asked, getting a nod in respond.
"Max, what are you doing?" Hazel demanded, breaking away from another argument with Luis.
"Dad's onto us. We need to keep moving."
"I'm okay." You tried to assure Hazel but she held a look that said she didn't believe you.
There wasn't much more room to argue anymore, everyone besides you Hazel and Max had stayed to walk further into Wonderland.
Max nodded towards the group. "Come on."
Hazel sighed, coming over to walk besides you. "If you start to feel sick, we're stopping."
***
The rest of the day was spent walking.
You picked up on the divide pretty fast. It wasn't unexpected by any means, it tended to be like this at school, but you just figured that was high school cliche culture.
"So…" You started after a silent stretch of the road. "Why exactly are we going further into Wonderland?"
"Something about councils and rules and not moving fast enough." Hazel waved her hand and hook around. "This is why rules are useless. Some people—" She gestured to all of you guys. "—can punished for breaking them whilst others get rewarded."
You hummed, trying to ignore the warmth that being included gave you. "Is there a reason you're going along with them?"
Hazel glanced at Max, who looked down at the coin he was playing with. "We needed tour guides." She filled in his silence.
"I mean, no better tour guides than royalty, I guess." You chuckled weakly.
"Totally. Having guards on you all the time gives you ample time to explore."
"They never really had guards on them." You recounted. "I would find them wandering around often enough."
"Sometimes I forget you're from Wonderland." Hazel commented.
You laughed. "Why? Am I not kooky enough for you?"
"Nah, it's not that. You guys tend to be disgustingly optimistic. Even this one is, despite being on the isle with the rest of us." She lightly shoved Max's shoulder, earning a small smile from him.
"Must be in the DNA." You joked, but you could see Max's face change at it. "Everything alright?" You asked him.
"Yeah, yeah." He looked over at you, pausing for a second. "You don't… Nevermind."
"No, it's okay." You went to put your arm on his shoulder, but he was on your right so all you got was a reminder to not try to do that.
"You don't think I'm like my dad, do you?" He whispered.
"What? no!" You gasped. "I think seeing people only for who their parents are is more shallow than a 1 foot puddle. I'm the child of the white rabbit, but I'm not a rabbit, am I?"
That earned a pretty good chuckle from the both of them.
"That's refreshing." Max smiled. "Not many people are that open."
"People like that are boring as hell."
"That would be about 90% of people." Hazel pointed out.
"I said what I said."
Hazel laughed wholeheartedly. "Where was this personality last year? I could've been spending my time teaching you how to have real fun. None of this throwing a ball and catching it bullshit. Max could even teach you how to pickpocket."
"Let's not corrupt them that fast." He joked.
"Don't listen to him. Part of having fun is bending a rules."
You laughed as well. This is the sort of thing you could get used too.
As someone who loves Disney and enjoyed watching the Decendants movies throughout the years as they premiere, I gotta say really loved the new movie!
Spoilers for New Wicked Wonderland Movie along with Rambles and Thoughts:
-Loved all the music in this one. Each one had it's own feel and style and I feel like it was better than Rise of Red Soundtrack to me. (Though that's subjective because everyone has different tastes in music!)
Mad is my fav. It felt like a classic Disney Villain song with a modern/Decendants twist and Maddox's actor changing his voice and tone really pushed home how the man went insane. He was a fun campy villain and the actor seemed like he was having fun playing him. It was the song I was looking forward to the most and it did not disappoint to me. (The girls' cover of it was good too, but Maddox's version is my favorite)
-I really liked Hazel. While she didn't get as much time as some of the other cast members when she did get the spotlight girl stole it. Her rap/flex battle with Luis was fun to watch. Probably my second fav song out of the tracks.
- Luis and Red were sweet but I feel like their plot was a little rushed. Their song was nice and their voices blended really well together and it did help me like the pairing more. That said though... So much in Red's life is changing and they really prioritized the romance between her and Luis over other things, which kind of made other parts of the movie not get as much attention.
-I liked Pink. I appreciate the fact that they had her be a sweet and nice character but not be an airhead. I've seen people point out they don't get why she got mad seemingly out of nowhere, but after watching it again I noticed something. Every time Red ever acknowledges her its essentially taking jabs at her or putting her down.
"Okay she's ridiculous"
"To be fair the record is still trying to figure out if me and Pink are related"
"It's sweet like Pink so you know, take it with moderation"
"Yeah what would you know about it?"
She didn't hear what Red told Max, but she was within earshot for all those other comments. Given Pink and her in this time line are hinted to be close that has to hurt. I don't blame the poor girl for calling her out saying it feels like she literally doesn't care about her.
The moment Red finds the treasure box and we see her memories blend with this timelines was sweet. That moment along with Brigette having her villain moment towards Maddox near the end seems to hint the timelines and memories are merging.
Oh and her friendship with the Smee twins was adorable to me. Very cute and wholesome. The twins didn't get much time but they did make me laugh from their antics. They're just sillies.
-Felix and Robbie trauma bonding over constantly being thrown into the chaos of wonderland🤣. Poor boys... Felix's "My dude! 😱" as Robbie got flung off the chess board was hilarious. Wish they got more time to shine, especially Felix. His card powers were really cool to see. Oh and him giving Pink a new teacup for one she lost was super sweet to me.
-Chloe... I'm going to be honest Chloe's turn to evil felt pretty sudden. I also understand where she was coming from to an extent.
It feels like Red's hinted to be Chloe's first real friend and they're in a new timeline where everything's so different so she's clinging onto the one thing that feels normal. Even if it was a bond that only just started.
And then of course the plant incident. Using her as live bait was messed up and while I get Red's excuse it's the fact she downplayed doing it the action and Chloe feelings of hurt over it that really pushed Chloe to storm off.
That said Red had a point to where she's focusing on saving her mom and her getting frustrated with Chloe not focusing on that is understandable. It's just the fact that Red really just downplayed how she was treating everyone that made her come out like the bad guy.
-Max, oh boy this poor guy. If anyone had the most valid crash out it was him. Learning that Red basically stole his life, unintentionally or not, was painful to watch. It's even more heartbreaking when the thing that shatters Max is seeing and hearing his father in the alternate time line say he loves him. It makes you wonder if he never heard it the one they're in now and it just... breaks my heart.
Dude became Varian in that moment, I can already see the crossovers happening.
He had a great singing voice and his and Chloe's duet sounded great.
(I still can't believe it took us so long to get a villain pairing acting as antagonists in a disney movie but hey at least we got one. Even if it only lasted for a about... five or seven minutes.)
Not sure how I feel about them being paired up because they had even less time than Red and Luis. Plus the whole... enchanting Chloe for revenge thing. Gives the same kind of vibe when Mal enchanted Ben.
-speaking of Max... dang I am not a fan of how him and his dad essentially got the short end of the stick in the end. Red wasn't even willing to try and yes time travel trouble and all that but still... She was willing to do that for her mom and even Chloe's mom but not for her best friend and his son. Maddox who literally got sent to the Isle and went insane (and let's be real became evil thanks to being around a lot of the villains who didn't want to change their ways). Max who was treated horribly by others because of his relation to his dad, had a father who went mad and from what we see cared more about a watch than his own son's life or safety. All this was thanks to Red and Chloe and they're basically told "Nope, sorry can't mess with time anymore." and toss the watch away.
Even the promise she gave Max just stings. The only thing that eases it is the hint that the timelines are merging so hopefully that means Max can get a loving father again.
- Chessy looks like is going to use Pink as an antagonist next movie. Probably regarding Red and their mom's... honestly blatant favoritism for her older daughter.
(Notice how Pink didn't even run to her mom when they reunited. She ran to the gang and hugged them. Or the fact that Bridgette and Ella's song calling out to their daughters Bridgette only focused on Red. Heck she only said Red's name when she was about to pass out. The only time she even acknowledges she has two is when she's fuming at Maddox near the end...)
Could just be jumping to conclusions though.
-I loved seeing wonderland, they really said "Budget!" when they put this together. Even the camera work was more professional. (And as someone who loves Pokémon Sword and Shield that mushroom forest was giving serious Glimwood Tangle/Ballonea vibes.)
Overall I feel like it was miles better in writing than Rise of Red. To be fair to ROR they went through multiple rewrites and unfortunately it shows. They made best with what they had in that one, but they really nailed it with this sequel to me.
The little easter eggs throughout were a blast to see, whether it be from other disney movies or the classic animated Alice in Wonderland movie. (I also noticed during the scene where Red and Chloe are speaking to Cinderella and Fairy Godmother you can see Carlos' picture past Fairy Godmother's shoulder. It'd incredibly sweet to see they're honoring and having him live on in the movies.)
Plot was definitely hectic and a little rushed, but I forgive it because... well have you seen the original Alice in Wonderland animated move Disney made? Wonderland is hectic and crazy and weird and the plot being hectic feels like it works well for it.