Because I am a woman
Don’t walk alone at night. Don’t go running alone. A man killed a woman in that park. Don’t travel alone. The men who won’t stop talking to you, won’t stop following you, thinking they have a right to ask you questions. I didn’t know girls could do [insert traditionally male activity here]. Commenting on your body like they own it. The death threats online for daring to be political. Women don’t enjoy sex. The pressure to have kids, kids, and more kids. Why don’t you want kids? Where are your kids? Why only one kid? Don’t you understand that you are a womb? The pressure to do everything at home and at work. Women don’t work as hard as men do. Teacher works three jobs and sells her own plasma to afford rent. You were raped? What were you wearing? You’re emotional, you’re crazy. You’re a slut. You’re gay? You can’t be gay. You’re attractive to me so I don’t believe that you’re gay, I will make you not gay. Just try a cock, honey, you’ll like it. Women shouldn’t vote because they’re too emotional. Make me a sandwich. Why can’t I have a say in how my wife delivers our baby. It’s mine, too! The #MeToo movement scares me so I guess I just won’t hire any women. It’s your fucking fault, ladies. Girls who notice adult men looking at them and share their discomfort online are narcissists. You’re too fat. You’re too skinny. Your nose is too big. Your lips are too thin. We will forever judge you by your appearance. Buy this beauty product. Get this nose job. Buy. Buy. Buy. You are never enough. Never enough. We are never satisfied. You don’t earn enough, we can’t give you a raise because why do you need a raise just marry a man, just settle down honey, you don’t have much time left to have kids, why can’t you cook you need to clean the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach cook more, clean more, be more, dress provocatively but not like a slut and also lose weight, but if you lose too much we will gasp and stare, don’t get tattoos men don’t like women with tattoos, isn’t it his body, too? Just compromise, just do what he wants what we want, we are society and we know best, you’re just hysterical, just calm down, just smile more, don’t be such a bitch.
Why do you hate men so much, you bitch?
