Alexander Croft @alexanderandcroft - Tumblr Blog

Forbidden Romance

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whocaresaboutlonelysouls:

lannasroleplaymemes:

Send me a symbol and I’ll start a thread for us based on the scenario. Please specify which role you want your Muse to be.

💘 Boss x Employee ❤️ Teacher x Student 💓 Royalty/Nobility x Peasant 💕 Human x NonHuman 💖 Assassin x Target 💗 Paramour x Married Person 💙 Friend x Best Friend’s Significant Other 💚 Step/Adopted Siblings 💛 Bridesmaid x Groom / Groomsman x Bride 💟 Wildcard

Please!!!!

Deadpool Starter Sentences

"I need help! And a pony!”

"That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long"

"Do you know how they say cancer in Spanish ?"

“Ride a bitch’s back like Yoda on Luke.”

“It reeks like old lady pants in here.”

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness"

"Cue the music"

"A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”

"I look like a testicle with teeth."

"Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?"

“You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girls. You just need one woman to bring out the superhero in you.”

"Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"

"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"

“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

“I was just memorizing her face, thinking it might be the last time I see it.”

“My common sense is tingling.”

“If that hit you in the chest, I’m sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.”

"Look-- I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere but here. I'm all about long sullen silence, followed by mean comments, followed by long sullen silence"

“Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish?”

“You look like your an avocado that had sex with an older avocado but it was like hate sex.”

"I've played a lot of roles, damsel in distress ain't one of them."

"Why, hello gorgeous"

“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”

"I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

"All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex"

“She’s like the Batman to my Robin, but old, black, blind, and in love with me. Although I’m pretty sure Robin loves Batman.”

"One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor."

"I think you'd agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way"

"His name is Francis, he got his name from a soap dish"

"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, your whole world will taste like daffodil daydream"

"I never said this but don't swallow"

"My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy in a fucking kebab"

"I gotta take you back long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex"

shippy angst starters.

"You're an idiot if you thought I cared about you."

"You took advantage of my feelings for you."

"Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend and fuck everything about you!"

"I'm in love with you and I'm sick of having to hide it."

"You were supposed to be different."

"You were the one, I can't just move on!"

"I loved you, and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off."

"I love you too much and you don't love me at all..."

"I would've done anything for you..."

"You left me. You don't get to come back."

"I want you to hurt like I do."

"That's it? You're just giving up on me?"

"I never thought we'd end like this."

"It's such a shame to let you walk away."

"Love isn't a three-way street!"

"Is this goodbye?"

"I would have followed you anywhere. "

"Do I even matter to you?!"

"My back has turned on you."

"I should have known you'd break my heart."

"You're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine!"

"Goodbye, my almost lover."

"It's over."

"I can't do this anymore."

"I'm leaving you."

"I'm done crying over you."

"I have to let you go."

"You said you loved me..."

"I LOVED you. Past tense."

"I don't believe in love."

"I never loved you."

"I hate you."

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thought of you.

deansurvived

At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life.

Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year old a bedtime story using silly voices.

Life gets better. Make sure you’re there to see it.

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meiamandrew

The new republican healthcare bill

theybby-deactivated20231001

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

gaymerlvl-pharmercy

I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video

nosefornews

“I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” (this is a first time one but we haven't RPed in a while soooooooooooooooo yeah imma just leave this here)

“Uh, sure.” He wasn’t sure if the other man was lying and just wanted to take his phone, but he didn’t look super intimidating. So he handed it over. “You alright? Do you need any help?”

alexanderandcroft

Alexander was in a state of alert. The man had shoved him really hard against the concrete, and he had a cut along his forehead. He was holding is arm, from a slash of a knife.

“Please just call the police.”

nosefornews

He didn’t notice the blood, before he looked down to see it drip onto the ground. He was surprised, motioning the man to the side as he called the police. He didn’t ask many questions, just reacted before anything bad could happen. “What happened?”

alexanderandcroft

"Well, some guy came behind me and jumped me. I shoved him away, and ran." That was very vague for the night he had but the police don't need to know that and neither does the stranger.

nosefornews

“I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” (this is a first time one but we haven't RPed in a while soooooooooooooooo yeah imma just leave this here)

“Uh, sure.” He wasn’t sure if the other man was lying and just wanted to take his phone, but he didn’t look super intimidating. So he handed it over. “You alright? Do you need any help?”

alexanderandcroft

Alexander was in a state of alert. The man had shoved him really hard against the concrete, and he had a cut along his forehead. He was holding is arm, from a slash of a knife.

"Please just call the police."