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borderline pornographic. this is just so insane

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The disgusting old man who coughs himself to death in the intro cutscene is so charming

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aww that's where I lost my weed virginity

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So was anyone going to tell me that modest mouse just pulled an OK Human or were you all too busy not knowing what either of those nouns are either

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This was a much more enjoyable post when I thought it was about leo

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(crawling through an irradiated landscape covered in blood and yugoslavia) someday. i will find a video game. that i want to play

[alexanderiii]

it does for yugoslavia what proverbs of hell did for blood

[alexanderiii]

Say no more

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when i was little one of like the only things i could really make myself conceptualize about adulthood was maybe someday having a house w/ an egypt nook like that in it which is completely insane and i have no idea what could've put this idea in my head in the first place even but it was otherwise a completely normal house also. so it's very weird to see that my literal actual childhood dream home is a real thing and it doesn't actually look like, i don't know, elvis's fuck den

[alexanderiii]

Literally how it all started for me

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how Did wesxwes not occur to me sooner. on top of the obvious site of appeal you get like his two cutest traits (obsequiousness towards people older than him And possessiveness over people younger than him) at the same time. eeeeeeee it's actually peak

[alexanderiii]

save me white men....

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personally my opinion on anything like that is maybe closest to "i'll not believe it when i don't see it"

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Since isi gave up the beans i might as well acknowledge it too. i knew jax was transfem before episode 9 voice I knew everyone should've just given up and accepted living in the digital circus with their bff caine forever before episode 9

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wait sorry I mean. What did you say I heard Wes anderson grooming himself and blacked out

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it is really funny you should mention yugoslavian dowagers at this particular junction. I don't think you have any idea how funny it is

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Most of my actual explicit wes drawings are young spiky shithead wes because it's easier to draw that hair at weird angles [:It Is A Weird Angle Unto Itself] than his fuckass bob and it's also easier for me to draw faces if i draw glasses first lol. ive always felt bad about this because, like, i'm better than that, aren't i? i don't like admitting this. it's a mark against me. it's very shameful that the version of him I've got all trussed up and eating his own cum is in his 20s and not his 50s. absolutely positively reprehensible. and i deserve to die