Alex, Dammit

Alex (He/Him) 20 years old and in college. -- I accidentally burn my eyes with jalapenos a lot

[alexdammit-blog]

#NowPlaying "Aloha Ke Akua" by Nahko and Medicine for the People from Dark As Night

[matchless]

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

[saintlukas]

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

[alexdammit-blog]

*25 works too*

[pkslider]

So I found this CD at Value Village today

And I’m thinking wow, this looks like the dumbest, most 90s/early 2000s CD I’ve ever seen and I’m going to buy it, because it has tracks such as “Yo Manilla, Chew It One Time Boy!” and “Plain Gum Rapper” and “Wad A Man”

so I buy it and AS IT TURNS OUT

The CD is gum and is now the pride of my CD collection

[theawesomeadventurer]

lmao what the fuck

[plaaastic]

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

[puertohurraco]

[bitchycode]

[cybersupport]

[alexdammit-blog]

me @ myself: I will kill you

[bandtshirt]

i’m laughing so hard

[ellysmallwood-deactivated201909]

[jonbutter]

George: well it happened, Jerry! Someone made a callout post about me!

Jerry: you mean you’re problematic?

George: I’m problematic, Jerry!!!

[amosmac]

I truly love this campaign. Spotted near my home on Fulton Street in Brooklyn, NY.

[marrrvvyy]

[stability]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

What children’s media are we overanalyzing this week

[seventhmelody-deactivated201503]

thomas the tank engine lives in a totalitarian society

[rickgrimesbabyface]

Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill. 

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill. 

rich people don’t value yr labor at all 

[nyokoko]

This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross. And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.

[jiames-blog]