_Tell Me I'm Petty_

Hello, My name is Gay, and Im Devon

[alexandermcbootysnatch]

lana drops tomorrow and i think i need the day off. somebody go find my black furs. and black dress. and black gloves.

[recentgooglesearches]

how to determine the gender of my nipples

[nanocomputer]

during the day: maannnn i can’t wait to get into bed and sleep tonight

*at night in bed for 5 hours*

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[rbthemad]

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

[spelunk]

i’m just gonna say it

[spelunk]

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hey-rogby]

*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY

[kreuzader]

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[plantpenetrator]

Everyone stand up for our national anthem

[brazilshit]

interview: Can you show us some of yours skills

me:

[chickenfarmersan]

[rosewater1997]

me looking back on how i self destructed: she really did that!

[lymphonodge2]

longest damn sipper this side of the miss of sippy

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me