fly me to the moon.

Alexander Evaristus Waters. 25. New Yorker. Singer. Father. Beau. (Possibly) shirtless. AIM: alex.e.waters (biography)

[alexanderwaters]

HEY IMY

HEY ANGEL FACE IMY MORE

[pennyvioletcamden]

oops.

[alexanderwaters]

austinkeeed said: Priceless.

It was something I simply never knew I needed.

[alexanderwaters]

We’ve been immortalized as cartoons. Babe, looook.

[unstartling]

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

[alexanderwaters]

leatherandlacey said: I've missed you too. Thank you. It's definitely been crazy.

You know what that means - I’m gonna force you to sit down with me so we can catch up. Same way old church ladies do.

[alexanderwaters]

#Glad you're back.

You know, I’ve really missed your crazy self. Congrats on the new video, hon. Psh, pft. Because I haven’t been singing that damn song all fuckin’ day.

[mazeon]

[esmearielle-deactivated20161007]

I wouldn’t hate that one bit, although I feel like pot brownies could be a group activity, do you have friends? I have about two friends.

It’s the fucking marathons that get me, one episode? I can handle that, but a whole marathon of murder and rape is the reason I cry at night.

[alexanderwaters]

I have a couple friends. But in all seriousness - who needs friends when you have pot?

... Sorry. My inner high school stoner just came back for like, .3 seconds.

Also the marathons just make me look at everyone like potential suspects, and myself as their potential victim. Which is incredibly dark and morbid. (And downright fuckin' weird.)

[echosofalisha-deactivated201606]

We’ll have to seal it with some Karaoke.

[alexanderwaters]

THREE, TWO, ONE. I. KNOW A PLACE. WHERE THE GRASS IS REALLY GREENER.

Wait- Wait. No, no. This is all wrong. I'm not wearing my whipped cream bra.

[esmearielle-deactivated20161007]

Part of me wishes that James was part of the drug cartel only because I could get a lot of free pot out of that.

Law and Order is my worst enemy, I’m always so paranoid after.

[alexanderwaters]

If you'd be willing to share the wealth I could totally hook us both up with some pot brownies. They're basically my specialty.

Also my favorite is always having to go out into the dark ass streets of New York after having watched 45 minutes of someone being murdered in the same setting.. On NBC. It's totally awesome.

[esmearielle-deactivated20161007]

It’s so crazy like, there’s two people living in this place and it’s fucking huge.

[alexanderwaters]

That always leads to two plausible explanations: A) They're crazy psycho rich. If they've been in tabloids then it's because they're famous. If they haven't been, then run because they're in a cartel. Or B) They're old.

... At least this is what Law & Order has taught me.

[esmearielle-deactivated20161007]

From one unnecessarily huge home to another. My life, apparently.

[alexanderwaters]

It's all fun and games until you get lost inside a huge house.

[echosofalisha-deactivated201606]

Let me think.

Yep!

[alexanderwaters]

We're already on the same wavelength Katy Perry-wise, so basically I can tell this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 

[echosofalisha-deactivated201606]

alexanderwaters I did too.

[alexanderwaters]

Well.

...

[monavonglitz-archive]

Obligatory I’m back and also look how cute I am. post.

[alexanderwaters]

Obligatory "my new wife is cuter than yours" comment.

[ssuchaprettything]

Wow 90s dramas are even cheesier than dramas today. 

[alexanderwaters]

Dude. That's a pretty strong statement. Have you seen dramas today?